advocate_hf Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Peeps, My dog is in season and last night it tried to have sex with me! My girlfriend was laughing her head off at the time but i dont find it funny! :crazy: Basically i was laying naked on my bed and it jumped up and then grabbed my leg with it's paws and then proceeded to thrust itself up and down like it was trying to shag me! Crazy dog!!! My question is.... Have you guys had any similar or funny experiences with your pet? This could be quite a funny thread. Come on, lets here them.... :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snippet1 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 :pinch: :blink: :wacko: A relative on mine has a dog which used to like me a bit much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackol Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 hahahaha this made my day (though its weird) i have seen such scenes on tv and they look pretty hillarious as long as the dog doesnt get what it wants uhh, then it falls into another category :D which doesnt interest me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
advocate_hf Posted January 8, 2004 Author Share Posted January 8, 2004 This is a stupid ass thread. Im not a mod but ...POST CLOSED. :huh: dont like animals? :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmoove Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 That is what dogs do.... :D Just smack him up his head and he will stop (gently though... don't really hit a dog please). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 When in Rome :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[ timko ] Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 ...hump like a dog! :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maverick Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Buy him a cuddly toy, they seem to like using them instead of humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japlabot Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 It is normal for dogs to do this kind of behaviour, it's their instict, even if they have been mutilated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snippet1 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 It is normal for dogs to do this kind of behaviour, it's their instict, even if they have been mutilated It wolud seem so - may be they can't - uhh - "indulge themsleves". So they try to :hump: humans! Lol :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 HAHAHAHA you made my day. Yeh, had both sexes after me, each has their own style to hump a leg. Funny man. Cheers BTW, why you stated you were naked on your bed, nice to know this info(delete mental picture) but you must have had something going on there to make the dog wanna sex you up LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mm3h Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DGS] Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 why u think male dogs lick their tests? because thay can! LOL (J/King) well... ppl learn from dogs.. why do u think we call it doggie style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Haha. At least you wern't going the doggie style when the dog wanted to do the doggie style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Our dog used to do that to use a lot when she was in heat. Yes I said 'she'. It was totally nuts, she used to hump as if we bent over to pick something up, and we'd always get blood on our socks. Totally wierd :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poind Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Dogs'll try such things under many many settings (like even visiting guests entering the door). Thanks for the image (not), but I generally wouldn't recommend letting a dog (or any animal, for that matter) in your bedroom, especially if you're sleeping as such. They're "animals", and that's why they're called "animals". Personally, am not terribly interested (to say the least) in hearing details of multiple people's experiences with their animals trying to act like "animals" with them. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Good thing it was only your leg; it could had been far worse ! AHHHHHHH hahaha :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorwing Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Good thing it was only your leg; it could had been far worse ! AHHHHHHH hahaha :woot: ditto.. :laugh: good thing I don't own a dog.. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grimreaper Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 next time give dog the condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin-ergy Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Good thing it was only your leg; it could had been far worse ! AHHHHHHH hahaha :woot: hahaha yeah i was thinking the same thing. imagine you're having sex with your gf doggie style and your dog jumps your ass and starts humpin away. HAHAHAHA now THAT would've been funny. Anyhoo, a friend of mine's got a dog who likes to go after my leg everytime I go over. Apparently I'm the only she does that too....odd -_- maybe it's muh sexy hairy legs! AWWWWWWWW YEAH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enriq760 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 next time give dog the condom. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premgenius Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 This is not very rare you should talk to your vet about it and they will be able to sort it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nazgul Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Thanks for sharing the image... :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firebud Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 That reminds me oh that lil dog and it's Pikachu. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldaccount1 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 why u think male dogs lick their tests? because thay can! LOL (J/King)well... ppl learn from dogs.. why do u think we call it doggie style? its testes, not tests lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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