My dog tried to hump me !


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Peeps,

My dog is in season and last night it tried to have sex with me! My girlfriend was laughing her head off at the time but i dont find it funny! :crazy:

Basically i was laying naked on my bed and it jumped up and then grabbed my leg with it's paws and then proceeded to thrust itself up and down like it was trying to shag me! Crazy dog!!! My question is....

Have you guys had any similar or funny experiences with your pet?

This could be quite a funny thread.

Come on, lets here them.... :cool:

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hahahaha

this made my day (though its weird)

i have seen such scenes on tv and they look pretty hillarious as long as the dog doesnt get what it wants

uhh, then it falls into another category :D which doesnt interest me

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It is normal for dogs to do this kind of behaviour, it's their instict, even if they have been mutilated

It wolud seem so - may be they can't - uhh - "indulge themsleves". So they try to :hump: humans! Lol :rofl:

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HAHAHAHA you made my day.

Yeh, had both sexes after me, each has their own style to hump a leg.

Funny man.

Cheers

BTW, why you stated you were naked on your bed, nice to know this info(delete mental picture) but you must have had something going on there to make the dog wanna sex you up

LOL

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Our dog used to do that to use a lot when she was in heat.

Yes I said 'she'. It was totally nuts, she used to hump as if we bent over to pick something up, and we'd always get blood on our socks.

Totally wierd :)

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Dogs'll try such things under many many settings (like even visiting guests entering the door).

Thanks for the image (not), but I generally wouldn't recommend letting a dog (or any animal, for that matter) in your bedroom, especially if you're sleeping as such. They're "animals", and that's why they're called "animals".

Personally, am not terribly interested (to say the least) in hearing details of multiple people's experiences with their animals trying to act like "animals" with them. :cry:

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Good thing it was only your leg; it could had been far worse ! AHHHHHHH hahaha :woot:

ditto.. :laugh: good thing I don't own a dog.. :rolleyes:

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Good thing it was only your leg; it could had been far worse ! AHHHHHHH hahaha :woot:

hahaha yeah i was thinking the same thing. imagine you're having sex with your gf doggie style and your dog jumps your ass and starts humpin away. HAHAHAHA now THAT would've been funny.

Anyhoo, a friend of mine's got a dog who likes to go after my leg everytime I go over. Apparently I'm the only she does that too....odd -_- maybe it's muh sexy hairy legs! AWWWWWWWW YEAH.

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why u think male dogs lick their tests? because thay can! LOL (J/King)

well... ppl learn from dogs.. why do u think we call it doggie style?

its testes, not tests lol

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