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Give me some facts about the Internet

OK.. Just the facts.

FACT: Sometimes people get really, and I mean REALLY bored. Even on the Internet, despite it's vast wasteland of available time killers and even useful distractions.

FACT: Some people make the choice to sign up for an "account" on an "internet community". An example of just such a community is "Neowin.Net".

FACT: An "account" on said internet community is essentially an identity for the "account holder". The account holder is the person who created the account in his image, and is also commonly referred to as a "member". An account is what makes it possible for any given member to actually contribute to the community.

FACT: Not every member chooses to contribute to the community. Some members who choose not to contribute to the community prefer instead that they, often as quickly as possible, establish themselves as asinine retards without a clue and even less of a point.

FACT: Every internet community suffers from assclowns, idiots, and in general: overtly simple-minded, and blatantly stupid members. They are often known as degenerate members. There is no record of any internet community shown to be impervious from this acute, irritating, and pervasive phenomenon. There is currently no known cure, the problem is not very treatable, and it cannot be avoided. Ever.

FACT: With clearly nothing better to do, some of these degenerate members are people who inconsiderately elect to squander and atrophy the resources of the community by littering the discussion boards with posts consisting entirely of astonishingly useless crap. For instance, some people get off on annoying, even aggravating, the other members of the community (who are characteristically more responsible, helpful, and respectable) with eTrash like declaratively stating a demand for facts about the internet.

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OK.. Just the facts.

FACT: Sometimes people get really, and I mean REALLY bored. Even on the Internet, despite it's vast wasteland of available time killers and even useful distractions.

FACT: Some people make the choice to sign up for an "account" on an "internet community". An example of just such a community is "Neowin.Net".

FACT: An "account" on said internet community is essentially an identity for the "account holder". The account holder is the person who created the account in his image, and is also commonly referred to as a "member". An account is what makes it possible for any given member to actually contribute to the community.

FACT: Not every member chooses to contribute to the community. Some members who choose not to contribute to the community prefer instead that they, often as quickly as possible, establish themselves as asinine retards without a clue and even less of a point.

FACT: Every internet community suffers from assclowns, idiots, and in general: overtly simple-minded, and blatantly stupid members. They are often known as degenerate members. There is no record of any internet community shown to be impervious from this acute, irritating, and pervasive phenomenon. There is currently no known cure, the problem is not very treatable, and it cannot be avoided. Ever.

FACT: With clearly nothing better to do, some of these degenerate members are people who inconsiderately elect to squander and atrophy the resources of the community by littering the discussion boards with posts consisting entirely of astonishingly useless crap. For instance, some people get off on annoying, even aggravating, the other members of the community (who are characteristically more responsible, helpful, and respectable) with eTrash like declaratively stating a demand for facts about the internet.

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lol! I had to wipe the tears from my eyes from that one

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FACT: Some threads on some 'internet sites' are pointless

FACT: This is one of them

FACT: EVERYONE has at least ONE pr0n file if they use ANY file-sharing program

FACT: Someone suck up to other people and become 'Moderators' on sites. These people will practically kill you if you break their rules or insult them.

FACT: God hates you and your children because you look at dirty pictures on the internet.

FACT: Some of my facts cna be challenged

FACT: The internet is big.... |__________| This big actually (not to scale)

FACT: No one owns the internet.

More coming if this thread stays open long enough.

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