csabo2 Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 drink what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chamook Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 put my PC in a HUGE safe that they couldn't get into and then 'forget' the combination :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mm3h Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Destroy the HD and get a new one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batfink Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 I'd say... its a shared PC... Now prove it was me :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Try and find a pneumatic thingy, and kill it that way - OR just STFU coz I live in the UK anywho :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RauL Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 I'd say... its a shared PC... Now prove it was me :ninja: I don't think that will work, cuz didnt they sued once an 82 years pops for sharing like 10 gigs mp3s? even though it was his grandson the one downloading all that stuff at the weekends while visiting :woot: http://www.eff.org/IP/P2P/howto-notgetsued.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 I'd make CD's of all my warez, music, and movies and distribute them to all my friends, and strangers on the street. F*ck you, RIAA! :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmark327 Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 I think that if the RIAA was coming for me, I'd learn how to use the subjunctive. Don't you mean the conditional? If you're referring to "If the RIAA were coming for you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaManXcalibur Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 1. Look at them funny 2. Tell them to get the **** off of my property 3. Laugh at their acusations 4. Slam the door in their face and continue on with my day 5. If they decide to barge in they are trespassing and I have a right to defend my home (i.e. they will be leaving in pine boxes) 6. Go back to my job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viruz Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 any one know of any software that can delete( delete as in can never be rocovered ) your hardrive at the touch of a button? If so thats what I would do, If It failed I would go on a killing spree killing anyone associated with the RIAA. JK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylesj Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Just cause no one else mentioned it: the RIAA doesnt come knocking, they usually send a letter to you (email, or mail) letting you know that they are suing you. If you dont respond then maybe possibly, they will come knocking... just for the hell of it: I would probably do format c:, install linux, and pretend to support opensource! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notsobetter Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 i'm not sure what I would do but i think in your case you should choose the answer after number 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivand Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 I'd laugh at their acusations, send them to hell :devil:, and close the door and after all that open the door again and remember to them that hey dont have any power on Dominican Republic :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakyfriday Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 i would tell them to leave..i livein Canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpshiznid Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Pour gasoline all over my house, light it, then answer the door. Say, I don't know how those flames got there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 :rolleyes: Sure, I'd invite the RIAA folks in ... serve them drinks ... play my copy of BYE, BYE, BYE for them ... then inform them that my self-destruct device has been activated ... they have 30 seconds to kiss their rear-ends goodbye ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbiotic Hat Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 one word ..... Mexico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidic-e- Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 1. Tell them to fu*k off 2. point to the 3 racks of cds that I do own and tell them to fu*k off once more then leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z1ppeh Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 im in a mood so... ######. 1. you would cockup trying to change your entire life and you would be caught sooner rather than later. 2. move house for what? they find your first address, they find your second address... 3. burn your computer after you have moved house? why take it? just smash it up into lil bits in the first place then there is nothing to worry about anyway. 4. the reason for the RIAA is to stop people copying music... so you would copy more and sell them to self-incriminate yourself some more? 5. make out with your gf? becuase the RIAA are gonna sue you? i didnt htink they could actually put you behind bars, i thought htey just slapped a hefty fine on you... therefore you could still 'make out' with your gf after. 6. watch tv in a crisis time? ... sorry, but ... l1 w6 = u 7. ME sucks, idiots like it = self explanatory. 8. blame someone else while you have fake passports, boxes to move house, unsold copied cds, ashes in your back garden of your computer in/around your house? ... like they are REALLY gonna believe you? yet again.. l1 w6 9. why bother? in my experience as a child, anything the teachers told me not to do i did out of pure curiousity. 10. to die, there is no meaning, there is no unfound discovery. we are pawns to nature. and last but not least (if all else fails, i would kill myself, LOL) considering you would only get fined or even if they DO put people in prison where your from, a short sentance, its not like your going to be put through hell. your ONLY downloading a few songs. i currently have 8gb and counting on my home hd, and hope to someday increase it to about 30gb just to get on the RIAA's nerves, and you know what ill do if they come round and threaten me at my house? ill turn off my laptop and say go fk, u need the password to activate my hd, cos after 2 incorrect tries its disabled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Veteran Posted January 14, 2004 Veteran Share Posted January 14, 2004 Set up a fortress round my house for the fun of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linked Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Keith101- ****y, arn't we? Sure, their ideas won't work for sh*t, but don't be so harsh about it. And never use the word "idiots", "stupid" or anything else insulting someone elses intelligence when you arn't even speaking enough english for me to understand. And don't brag about 8 gigs. I'm at 14, and I'm still only small-time (3000 songs). An accomplice of mine has over 100,000 songs, it's well over a terabyte. Up it to 30 to please your own ears, because the RIAA doesn't care if you have 1 song, or every song- They'll bust ya. Hope I ruined your fun as much as you (tried to) ruin everyone elses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfhound Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Format my HD to 0s and then ask them to politely prove that I had these alleged files... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gu1do Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Lol! id be screwed!! i've got 25gb of songs...!! (did i say that?!) :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 dont see what good that would do :blink: It would make them very uncomfortable. I doubt they'd want to stay long. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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