need a funny quote for yearbook


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this is my last year in highschool and we need to write a little thing for our yearbook picture....

so i'm asking if anyone knows any funny / comical quotes that are less than 180 character (a space counts as a character)

it would be super helpful! wanna leave highschool w/ something funny haha

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"Save a tree. Eat a beaver."

I saw it on some site a long time ago, and I used it practically everywhere at my high school. It was my claim to fame.. every few weeks, someone would point at me in the hallway and say the quote. At the end of my senior year, in the valedictorian speech, he used it too, and gave me credit... good times.

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My Generation played a trick on me! I thought we were all slacking off together, but everyone else snuck off and got rich while I was asleep!!

We have up'd our standards. Now, Up Yours.

School was more fun than a cactus enema

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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. 'You don't have to tell me,' I said. 'I'm off the team, aren't I?' 'Well,' said Coach 'you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.' It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

I guess that one is too long, how about this one

Sometimes I wish I were dead.

No, wait. Not me

You.

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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

or

Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

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"If practice makes perfect and noone is perfect why practice?" - Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying." - Woody Allen

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