lykwid Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 this is my last year in highschool and we need to write a little thing for our yearbook picture.... so i'm asking if anyone knows any funny / comical quotes that are less than 180 character (a space counts as a character) it would be super helpful! wanna leave highschool w/ something funny haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorwing Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 If you fail, don't bother trying again. :laugh: classic from the Simpsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmark327 Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 "Trying is the first step towards failure." or "You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." Those are the Simpsons quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellBender Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 "Save a tree. Eat a beaver." I saw it on some site a long time ago, and I used it practically everywhere at my high school. It was my claim to fame.. every few weeks, someone would point at me in the hallway and say the quote. At the end of my senior year, in the valedictorian speech, he used it too, and gave me credit... good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john smith 1924 Veteran Posted January 12, 2004 Veteran Share Posted January 12, 2004 i may have done very little for school, and what i did, i did it badly, but atleast i was never a jock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalN. Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 ALSO HellBender Save the trees, wipe your @$$ with an owl :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy Jesus Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 My Generation played a trick on me! I thought we were all slacking off together, but everyone else snuck off and got rich while I was asleep!! We have up'd our standards. Now, Up Yours. School was more fun than a cactus enema Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvme Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun. -Army of Darkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isus Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 a good one i found, that i wish i had seen before i had to write my senior caption: sometimes "the majority" only means that all the fools are on the same side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xer34 Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.-Army of Darkness lol im not sure how well that would go over in a high school yearbook.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blues Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 "so i says to the guy, rectum ? I darn near killed em !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Otto Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Hey (insert principal's name here), I hear your mom went out with Squeak! classic baseketball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Sanders Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 true happiness is like peeing your pants, only you can feel the warmth, but everyone else can see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Education: That which discloses the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. Ambrose Bierce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellBender Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 "so i says to the guy,rectum ? I darn near killed em !" ROFL!! Good one!! :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MxxCon Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 <h|tler> HOW THE **** CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erich Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 This was the quote from my grad yearbook "Eagles soar high, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lykwid Posted January 12, 2004 Author Share Posted January 12, 2004 wow thnx guys!! any more from anyone else?? it would be greatly appreciated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remote Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 (edited) I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. 'You don't have to tell me,' I said. 'I'm off the team, aren't I?' 'Well,' said Coach 'you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.' It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on. I guess that one is too long, how about this one Sometimes I wish I were dead. No, wait. Not me You. Edited January 12, 2004 by Remote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remote Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money." or Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+BeLGaRaTh Subscriber¹ Posted January 12, 2004 Subscriber¹ Share Posted January 12, 2004 'I went to Neowin, and all I got was this damn quote' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz360 Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 umm the rest were good that WMD was crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz360 Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 LyKwId: is that Keira Knightly in you avatar? *Drools* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ServaCom Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 "If practice makes perfect and noone is perfect why practice?" - Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying." - Woody Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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