neuro-OSX Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 :rofl: This by far is one of the most hilarious game reviews I've ever read.... :rofl: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html snip: Of course, the controls would only matter if you actually had to worry about running into things or crashing your truck, which, actually, is a nonissue. You see, you can clip your truck right through every object on a race course in Big Rigs, from the biggest of houses and walls, right down to the smallest of lampposts. Furthermore, bridges evidently don't actually exist, despite the fact that you can see them--driving over any of them results in you sinking right through them. It is also quite possible to simply drive right off of the literal end of a level when playing. And this reader review beats all !!!!!! :rofl: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigs...html?id=1577516 snip: First off, he laments about the lack of goals in the game. He whinges on that there is no cargo to haul, no police chases, not much of anything. What he fails to grasp is the message Big Rig sends in the very futility of attempt. What point is there of hauling cargo that will ultimately consumed in robotic fashion by an uncaring populace? Criminals incarcerated during a police chase, despite their victim's blood dripping from their hands and a confession pinned to their jacket, are simply set free via the efforts of slick lawyers and the failings of judicial machinations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forster Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 ROFLMAO And they gave it a 10... When will Gamespot learn :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borbus Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 You've got to feel sorry for the people who made that game Lets hope it was more of a two day job rather than a 2 month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkid Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 you idiot. gamespot gave it 1.0. this is prob. the worst game score they've ever given out. the dumbass reader review gave it 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neuro-OSX Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 yea he gave it a 10 with a huge over dose of sarcasm, enough to poison a heard of cows, ahahhahhaa. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forster Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 (edited) edit Fine, whatever. Edited January 21, 2004 by forster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pctuk Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Oi, Mark Foster, chill out man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 One funny review. I hope the people who made the game werent looking for a profit, it probably was a school project or something :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Oi, Mark Foster, chill out man. I'd be a little ticked if a n00b caught and made fun of my mistake, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paganinio Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 i think it's wolfenstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forster Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 I'd be a little ticked if a n00b caught and made fun of my mistake, too! And they gave it a 10... <--- They = reader review When will Gamespot learn <--- to review their reviews before letting them on their site. So you can all **** off. :sleep: :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quboid Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Best reader review ever :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chode Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 indeed. /me fights the urge to get a copy of this game :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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