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Jesus is watching you

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jnelsoninjax    9,396

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"
 

Spoiler

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."

 

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+The Evil Overlord    18,202

old joke OLD JOKE :p 

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Rosenborg    0

An old but still good jokes :)

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+The Evil Overlord    18,202
1 minute ago, Rosenborg said:

An old but still good jokes :)

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Rosenborg    0
2 minutes ago, The Evil Overlord said:

reported

For what if I may ask?

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jnelsoninjax    9,396
30 minutes ago, Rosenborg said:

For what if I may ask?

Just ignore him, he's just an evil overlord, he doesn't bite! :D

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+The Evil Overlord    18,202
1 minute ago, jnelsoninjax said:

Just ignore him, he's just an evil overlord, he doesn't bite! :D

et tu brute?

reported for saying I don't bite :p

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