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Do you wash or wipe ?

Do you wash or wipe after doing number two in the bathroom?  

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ranasrule    73

After doing number two in the bathroom do you wash or wipe ?

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JustGeorge    1,658

What the hell is the matter with you?  LOL :laugh:

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+warwagon    13,025

The true question is, "when you plug a toilet do you feel proud?"

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neufuse    3,674

neither, I have my personal assistant do the cleaning for me

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JustGeorge    1,658
14 minutes ago, neufuse said:

neither, I have my personal assistant do the cleaning for me

Can you provide contact info? I’m pretty lazy these days and would love a highly skilled ass-wiping technician to complement my home :)

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neufuse    3,674
5 hours ago, slamfire92 said:

Can you provide contact info? I’m pretty lazy these days and would love a highly skilled ass-wiping technician to complement my home :)

Look into Asswipes, Inc.

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Steven P.    13,572

Sheryl Crow offsets her massive carbon footprint (touring equipment) by limiting toilet paper use to one sheet per visit (except in emergencies where two, or even three may be required).

 

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Buttus    1,194

skip the paper, just use your hand and then wash your hands.

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Zagadka    4,047
30 minutes ago, Steven P. said:

Sheryl Crow offsets her massive carbon footprint (touring equipment) by limiting toilet paper use to one sheet per visit (except in emergencies where two, or even three may be required).

That reminds of of a skit on You Can't Do That On Television.

 

PS, I'm American, damnit. It is hard enough going to countries that can't flush TP.

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+Elliot B.    1,530

I imagine water is cleaner but, being from England, I've never actually seen a bidet.

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+warwagon    13,025
1 hour ago, Buttus said:

skip the paper, just use your hand and then wash your hands.

Or use your hand and then swoosh around in the toilet bowl... BOOM!

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Zagadka    4,047
43 minutes ago, Elliot B. said:

I imagine water is cleaner but, being from England, I've never actually seen a bidet.

They are elusive beasts, sometimes stalking the target and leaping out in a blast of surprise.

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JustGeorge    1,658
5 hours ago, neufuse said:

Look into Asswipes, Inc.

ME: “ALEXA! Find Asswipes near me!”

 

Alexa: “Ok, I found several options for asswipes in your area. Want me to list them all?”

 

ME: “Yes!”

 

Woohooo!

 

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ranasrule    73

man its nasty how many wipers there are around here

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Salty Wagyu    106
29 minutes ago, ranasrule said:

man its nasty how many wipers there are around here

Well there are wet wipes that can be used too, dry wipe is disgusting.

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HoochieMamma    715
On 3/12/2018 at 1:13 AM, warwagon said:

The true question is, "when you plug a toilet do you feel proud?"

Yes I do, and after my trip to USA recently I did it several times. The plumbing there is terrible.

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adrynalyne    11,835
1 hour ago, ranasrule said:

man its nasty how many wipers there are around here

Grow up. 

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