A woman hears a knock on the door....

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A woman hears a knock on the door, and she opens it to find a man standing there.

The man asks: do you have a vagina?

The woman slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock again and answers the door.

The man asks the same question: do you have a vagina?

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband comes home from work, she tells him what's happened for the past two days.

The husband says in a concerned voice: honey, I'm going to take the day off work tomorrow and stay with you in case that creep shows up again.

The next day there is a knock at the door again, both the husband and wife rush to the door, the husband whispers: I'll hide behind the door, if he asks say, "yes" because I want to know where he's going with this.

The man asks again: do you have a vagina?

The woman answers: yes, actually I have a vagina, why?

The man replies: oh wow, good! That means you can tell your husband to start using it and leave my wife's alone!