+Warwagon MVC Posted September 14, 2018 MVC Share Posted September 14, 2018 I call this my Colon Cleansing Breakfast If you are constipated and want to clean yourself out, eat this for a few days. You'll have to choose your replacement /artificial sugar of choice or you can eat it as is. Ingredients FunkyMike 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyMike Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Somewhere deep down I always knew that this would be the endgame for Neowin ? DaveSharp, +E.Worm Jimmy and Xenon 1 1 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted September 14, 2018 Author MVC Share Posted September 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, FunkyMike said: Somewhere deep down I always knew that this would be the endgame for Neowin ? I think you should eat this for 1 week and report back with your results! FunkyMike 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Biscuits Brown MVC Posted September 14, 2018 MVC Share Posted September 14, 2018 Well... you could also just move to a balanced diet filled with natural insoluble fiber but then you'd have to ease up on the low-carb thing. Understand, I'm not in any way saying there is anything wrong with the low-carb plan, just that every 'diet' comes with some shortage of some thing. Low carb for instance tends to be short on insoluble fiber, vegetarians are going to be short on animal proteins etc. It's a balancing act. If this is your new go-to, go for it. Oh, and if I ate that for a week, I'd probably not notice a thing as I eat about 50-60g of non-supplement based fiber a day. That bowl is nothing. Probably tops out at 11 or 12 grams. GrayW, Jim K and Bryan R. 3 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim K Global Moderator Posted September 14, 2018 Global Moderator Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just get some magnesium citrate... 99 cents at Target. Anyway, guess I've always been fortunate...never really been constipated except for rare times I had to eat MREs. Those can clog you up something fierce. DaveSharp 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyMike Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, warwagon said: I think you should eat this for 1 week and report back with your results! Honestly I might. Reminds me very much of the procedures they do at Karlsbad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra.Xtreme Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 (edited) The best colon cleanser is Haribo sugar free gummy bears: https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/dp/B006J1FBLM You're guaranteed to lose 10 lbs in about an hour. If you want to die of laughter, read the reviews on that Amazon page, and if you want to see footage of it, search for "LA Beast Gummy Bears" on YouTube. ? +Matthew S., Nerd Rage, +Raze and 2 others 1 4 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted September 14, 2018 Author MVC Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just now, Astra.Xtreme said: The best colon cleanser is Haribo sugar free gummy bears: https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/dp/B006J1FBLM You're guaranteed to lose 10 lbs in about an hour. If you want to die of laughter, read the reviews on that Amazon page, and if you want to see footage of it, search for "LA Beast Gummy Bears" on YouTube. ? Yes I've watched that video before it's hilarious. I can't believe that guy is still alive. Astra.Xtreme 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Biscuits Brown MVC Posted September 14, 2018 MVC Share Posted September 14, 2018 It's funny to read all these 'colon cleaning' ideas. I'm assuming none of you guys have ever had a colonoscopy... That's the real deal, right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techbeck Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 I knew who the OP was just by reading the title ? dipsylalapo and +E.Worm Jimmy 1 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted September 14, 2018 Author MVC Share Posted September 14, 2018 42 minutes ago, Zag L. said: but then you'd have to ease up on the low-carb thing. Ya I've gone off LOW carb.. now i'm just lower carb... don't go out of my way to eat carbs. I've also cut cheese completely out of my diet. I was eating A LOT Of cheese. I would buy it by the 2 lb bag. dead.cell 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim K Global Moderator Posted September 14, 2018 Global Moderator Share Posted September 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, techbeck said: I knew who the OP was just by reading the title ? I was thinking either spammer or warwagon. +Warwagon and +E.Worm Jimmy 1 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted September 14, 2018 Author MVC Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Jim K said: I was thinking either spammer or warwagon. Jim K 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorD Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Super Colon Blow breakfast blend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+E.Worm Jimmy Subscriber¹ Posted September 14, 2018 Subscriber¹ Share Posted September 14, 2018 just eat a healthy diet and pre/probiotic rich diet and you will be fine. if you want add some acacia fiber to your normal meals. highly processed breakfast cereals is garbage food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted September 21, 2018 Author MVC Share Posted September 21, 2018 On 9/14/2018 at 8:12 AM, FunkyMike said: Honestly I might. Reminds me very much of the procedures they do at Karlsbad. So did you try it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenon Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just looking at that made me want to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyMike Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 20 hours ago, warwagon said: So did you try it? Not yet. Am still recovering from a szechaun trip Constructed something similar to your mix: This would turn out to be one expensive toilet session. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DConnell Member Posted October 12, 2018 Member Share Posted October 12, 2018 If you've got IBS, every breakfast can be a colon-cleaning breakfast! 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Matthew S. Subscriber² Posted October 12, 2018 Subscriber² Share Posted October 12, 2018 On 9/14/2018 at 9:23 AM, Astra.Xtreme said: The best colon cleanser is Haribo sugar free gummy bears: https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/dp/B006J1FBLM You're guaranteed to lose 10 lbs in about an hour. If you want to die of laughter, read the reviews on that Amazon page, and if you want to see footage of it, search for "LA Beast Gummy Bears" on YouTube. 🤣 I can't ... stop... laughing!!! *GASP* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnDewCodeRedFreak Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Hmm is eating whole cranberries good for your colon? 🤔 reason I asked is bc I love cranberries (I actually prefer that over strawberry, blueberry or any other berry), grapefruits (love the bitterness of them), pears (prefer that over apples, plums or peaches), and honeydews (and pumpkins in the autumn time). *Actually in a nutshell, I eat fruits that have less “spotlights” on them, you know what I mean?* I’d recommend the DIET cranberry juice from Ocean Spray - only 5 calories and one gram of sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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