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Colon Cleansing Breakfast

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+warwagon    11,683

I call this my

Colon Cleansing Breakfast

 

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If you are constipated and want to clean yourself out, eat this for a few days. You'll have to choose your replacement /artificial sugar of choice or you can eat it as is.

 

Ingredients 

 

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FunkyMike    1,742

Somewhere deep down I always knew that this would be the endgame for Neowin 😁

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+warwagon    11,683

 

7 minutes ago, FunkyMike said:

Somewhere deep down I always knew that this would be the endgame for Neowin 😁

I think you should eat this for 1 week and report back with your results!

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+Zag L.    492

Well... you could also just move to a balanced diet filled with natural insoluble fiber but then you'd have to ease up on the low-carb thing.  Understand, I'm not in any way saying there is anything wrong with the low-carb plan, just that every 'diet' comes with some shortage of some thing. Low carb for instance tends to be short on insoluble fiber, vegetarians are going to be short on animal proteins etc.  It's a balancing act. If this is your new go-to, go for it. 

 

Oh, and if I ate that for a week, I'd probably not notice a thing as I eat about 50-60g of non-supplement based fiber a day. That bowl is nothing. Probably tops out at 11 or 12 grams.  

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Jim K    10,690

Just get some magnesium citrate... 99 cents at Target.

 

Anyway, guess I've always been fortunate...never really been constipated except for rare times I had to eat MREs. Those can clog you up something fierce.

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FunkyMike    1,742
3 minutes ago, warwagon said:

 

I think you should eat this for 1 week and report back with your results!

Honestly I might. Reminds me very much of the procedures they do at Karlsbad.

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Astra.Xtreme    2,428

The best colon cleanser is Haribo sugar free gummy bears:  https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/dp/B006J1FBLM

 

You're guaranteed to lose 10 lbs in about an hour.  If you want to die of laughter, read the reviews on that Amazon page, and if you want to see footage of it, search for "LA Beast Gummy Bears" on YouTube. 🤣

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+warwagon    11,683
Just now, Astra.Xtreme said:

The best colon cleanser is Haribo sugar free gummy bears:  https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/dp/B006J1FBLM

 

You're guaranteed to lose 10 lbs in about an hour.  If you want to die of laughter, read the reviews on that Amazon page, and if you want to see footage of it, search for "LA Beast Gummy Bears" on YouTube. 🤣

Yes I've watched that video before it's hilarious. I can't believe that guy is still alive.

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+Zag L.    492

It's funny to read all these 'colon cleaning' ideas. I'm assuming none of you guys have ever had a colonoscopy...  That's the real deal, right there.

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techbeck    6,340

I knew who the OP was just by reading the title   😛

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+warwagon    11,683
42 minutes ago, Zag L. said:

but then you'd have to ease up on the low-carb thing.

 

Ya I've gone off LOW carb.. now i'm just lower carb... don't go out of my way to eat carbs. I've also cut cheese completely out of my diet. I was eating A LOT Of cheese. I would buy it by the 2 lb bag. :D 

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Jim K    10,690
4 minutes ago, techbeck said:

I knew who the OP was just by reading the title   😛

I was thinking either spammer or warwagon.

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+warwagon    11,683
1 hour ago, Jim K said:

I was thinking either spammer or warwagon.

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DoctorD    168

Super Colon Blow breakfast blend.

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+Jimmy #1    10,209

just eat a healthy diet and pre/probiotic rich diet and you will  be fine. if you want add some acacia fiber to your normal meals.

 

highly processed breakfast cereals is garbage food

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