joke An Atheist

[jnelsoninjax]

An atheist is walking along the bank of Loch Ness, suddenly, out of the depths appears Nessie.

She snatched the atheist up in her jaws and threw her head back, throwing him up in the air. Just before the atheist fell into Nessie's jaws he cries out

"Oh god help me!"

Amazingly, time froze and God appeared next to the atheist. God asked:
"My son, all your life you have forsaken me, why now do you call upon me?"

Spoiler

The atheist responded with: "Give me a break, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster five minutes ago either!"

 

[Steven P. Administrators]