# joke One salad: \$3, three salads: \$10!

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At the market place, a seller advertises "1 salad for \$3, 3 salads for \$10".

A customer passing by stops and speaks with the seller:

-That's not right!

-What do you mean?

-Well, that's not an offer: 3 salads cost \$9.

-No, sir, it says here that 3 salads cost \$10.

-I know, but if I buy 1 salad, how much do I pay?

-\$3.

-And if I buy 2?

-\$6.

-Yes, because 3+3=6, now what about 3+3+3?

-That makes 9.

-So 3 salads cost \$9.

-No sir, they cost \$10, it's written just over there, on that board.

The client can't fathom such a stubbornness in another human being and proceeds to prove his point to the seller:

-That will be \$3, sir.

-Now, I'd like one more salad.

-That will be \$3 again, sir.

-Finally, let me buy one last salad.

-That will also be \$3, sir.

-How much did I pay you those 3 salads?

-\$3+\$3+\$3, your paid \$9.

-See? 3 salads are worth \$9, not \$10, you won't sell much salads of you do it this way.

-Yes sir, I almost sold all my stock to people like you wanting to prove they're smarter than me by buying 3 salads they don't need, just to make sure they are superior. My technique works! Besides, I can overprice those salads to \$3 and no one bats an eye!

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This one was pretty funny lol.

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