Elliot B. Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 You took the words out of my mouth. I'd actually find a girlfriend first, tell her I love her, then lay her lol :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam.sproul Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Invent a time machine, to live longer. :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsolete Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Have a cigarette!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Have a cigarette!! You will die after 1 minute 45 seconds then lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredde87 Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 i would call the 112 (911) and ask for a ambulance, hoping that they might be able to save me... Then I would call my family and say good-bye.. Then I would freak out, go crazy watching the seconds tick away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebuzz Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Play games: 30 seconds Counter-strike 30 seconds Doom 3 45 seconds Unreal 2004 25 seconds Farcry LOL THebuzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drimo Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I'd call my fiance, tell her I love her. Then I'd call my parents and brothers and tell them the same. Then for the last minute, I'd make my peace with God and pray for forgiveness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuI3aNo Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I would use a life line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forster Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Play games:30 seconds Counter-strike 30 seconds Doom 3 45 seconds Unreal 2004 25 seconds Farcry LOL THebuzz You'd be waiting for longer than 2 mins just for em to load up :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuel925 Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 id spend those 2 minutes deciding what id do for my last 2 minutes :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j005u Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 (edited) edit: make that kill crush and destroy everything :D Edited June 1, 2004 by j005u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fletcharoonie Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I'd mutilate my ex-girlfriend's body to the point where she'll survive, but without any limbs. Then, I'd proceed to play in her blood til I died or the cops came. Granted it would take more than two minutes to get to her house (let alone cutting her up), but the thought does bring a smirk to my face. :devil: Actually, I'd really just tell my parents I love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inkorp Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I'd smoke some dooby, nothing like being high when ur feeling down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krudomanic Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Smoke a big fat reefer and just relax and wait for the moment...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkellner Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 (edited) I'd do various things, depending on the level of boredom at the time.. I'd spam my death in form of chain letters! You know, the ones you get on AOL that tell you to foward it to as many people as possible in rememberance of me, and if you don't you'd have bad luck or get gonorrhea or something. I'd auction off my gmail account and all my diablo 2 useast ladder accounts on ebay. I'd make a thread on neowin where people can pay tribute to my greatness by only posting awesome replies that have to go with how cool I was in life. I'd ask the mods to pin and never lock it. I'd also ask the mods to edit all my posts and make the text glow red. I'd scratch out the Yes, and replace it with a nice bold red sharpie NO, on my drivers license where it says I'm a donor. While I'm at it, I'd change my birthdate so I'd be 21 and not 20. I'd hate to die not being able to buy alcohol :no: *NOTE: I would not kill/harm others, or do anything to shorten the period of my own existance, as I'm not a psychotic ###### who'd feel the need to. :D Edited June 1, 2004 by krazie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezza Veteran Posted June 1, 2004 Veteran Share Posted June 1, 2004 hmm.. prolly make love to a special lady :D And I'm sure she'd love having a dead ###### inside her... I'd just stop whatever I was doing and think. I'd probably have a wry smile on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugaaru Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Pray to God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnjoyHIC Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 sit there in denial.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpshiznid Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 1st... Go to a full sorority house (nuff said) 2nd...During the acts, Call my parents and tell them. 3rd. With the last 15 seconds left, I'd ask for forgiveness from God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drimo Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 And I'm sure she'd love having a dead ###### inside her... ROFLMAO! best response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaRaKa Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 SEX with the first female i saw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 SEX with the first female i saw ... and if she said no? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmacK Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 ... and if she said no? lol rape her, then die. i don't think it would be worth it unless your a 2 minute man, takes me about 30 minutes atleast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dablitz Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 id download a quick 30 sec pron flick and masterbate all over the screen before i die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakey Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 id have to take the biggest bong hit ever. then depending where i was, do what i could to make the biggest scene. Maybe if i was near someone i hated, i would make them feel like they killed me. Like ask them for 10 bucks, then when they refuse, u just drop dead. that way they may feel some guilt lol. Or if i was out in public, yell that a virus was just released, and no one would believe me untill i just dropped dead :devil: then we would see true panic!! lol. then everyone would have a big laugh and be happy there was no virus and it was just me dead for no reason. but if im going out, its gonna be big :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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