Liquid Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Smash my iPod. (altho i love the little thing) And :uberhump: my some hot chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaterSalad Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Rub one out for the last time. :woot: :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0sit0 Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 2 minutes isnt enough time to do much of anything, maybe make a phone call or a good bye note that could be shared with all of my loved ones. perhaps spend that 2 minutes trying to get another 5, but what it all comes down too is where am i when this 2 minutes hits... home, work, car or in the bar?? ya know what i mean. home = above, make call, write letter or note or something work = scream back at one of the customers screaming at me and then hang up on them car = go as fast as i can for that last 2 minutes, maybe play chicken with a semi or something bar = jump on the nearest hottie, give her the biggest kiss and tell her thanx for making my last 2 minutes worth living for TS and if you didnt die at the 2 mins... home = you killed whoever you called with a heart attack, ouch! work = he was no customer, it was your boss, opps your fired! car = did you see the cop you just passed? lol hes got a heavy ticket 4 u bar = it was not a chick man didnt you notice??? lol good luck with the "chiko" haha hehe sorry couldnt help it :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qdave Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 read a book, or something.....and when 2 secs would remain just jump outa window.(j/k) ohh, and write good bye notice to everyone :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Pray. For two minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 call the first person that comes to my mind and tell whoever it is that i love this person and i am going to miss this person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpit Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 call the first person that comes to my mind and tell whoever it is that i love this person and i am going to miss this person. ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csabo2 Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 whip it out and go to town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_psc Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 I'd masturbate in public.... LOL :laugh: i would confess my love for this girl then... :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldaccount1 Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 hot sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeza Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 i'd masturbate period 2 minutes is not enough time looks like i'd get the vacuum roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xero Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 id walk around in the street smoking a huge joint and masturbating in front of the police :) and id prolly kill someone, that was important, like arnold or somethin like whose gunna punish me :), or buy a nuke set it 2, 2 minutes and kiss my ass goodbye :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WigglesTheFish Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 remember what i have done in my life... beg for mercy from whatever diety there may be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dan C Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Hrrm, prolly just sleep. I wouldn't have anything to worry about or feel any pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOC Veteran Posted May 29, 2004 Veteran Share Posted May 29, 2004 i'd masturbate period2 minutes is not enough time looks like i'd get the vacuum roflmao You can masturbate and finish in 30 secs. It's easy. Personally, I'd call someone I love and tell them how much I really hated all those years I was told I coulda "blah blah blahed" but didn't. Then I'd tell them to burn in hell! No, actually I'd probably just sit there in shock and then check my gmail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeza Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 You can masturbate and finish in 30 secs. It's easy.Personally, I'd call someone I love and tell them how much I really hated all those years I was told I coulda "blah blah blahed" but didn't. Then I'd tell them to burn in hell! No, actually I'd probably just sit there in shock and then check my gmail. write me a tutorial haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTrang Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 It's interesting that many of you would change your ways if you had a limited amount of time to live. I would carry out my life exactly as I have up until this point, and after the two minutes were up, I would die. I would not change my actions, or attempt to make those last two minutes exceptionally "worthwhile." When I'm dead, my consciousness is extinguished, so it doesn't really matter what I did in those last two minutes anyway, does it? Chances are that I would be posting on Neowin.net in those last two minutes, or reading a book. It would be unfortunate that I never got to read Michael Savage's new book, but when my consciousness is extinguished, it won't really matter, will it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeepers Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 call my wife. :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidoinkel Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 i'd spend my last two minutes smiling to make up for every time i ever doubted the power of a smile :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidoinkel Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 It's interesting that many of you would change your ways if you had a limited amount of time to live. I would carry out my life exactly as I have up until this point, and after the two minutes were up, I would die. I would not change my actions, or attempt to make those last two minutes exceptionally "worthwhile." When I'm dead, my consciousness is extinguished, so it doesn't really matter what I did in those last two minutes anyway, does it? Chances are that I would be posting on Neowin.net in those last two minutes, or reading a book. It would be unfortunate that I never got to read Michael Savage's new book, but when my consciousness is extinguished, it won't really matter, will it? if you can prove that your conciousness is extinguished when you die then be my guest. i dont know what will happen when i die but i do know that the changes i make in this life will affect me in the next... either that or i rot in the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbo11883 Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 If my girlfriend was there, I would hold her till I die, if she's at home, it would take a lot longer than two minutes to get to her... So I'd call her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvbfan Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 If my wife was around, well... If not then I would enjoy my last smoke and beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[hxc] Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 slam a 26oz of whiskey and get my girl over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOC Veteran Posted May 29, 2004 Veteran Share Posted May 29, 2004 write me a tutorial haha Hold your breath while you masturbate. It's a known fact that asphyxiation, or at least air being cut off for awhile will make you orgasm extremely quickly. If you really wanna tutorial, don't pm me. That's icky man. Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 I'd spend a minute searching for an edgewater cop then then next ramming my car into theirs and sticking a ****ing bullet in their head. Nothing against any other cops though... -just our edgewater cops are incompetent, corn toed ass spacklers who have an overzealous outlook on their career path and position in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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