You got 2 mins left of ur life, what would u do?


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2 minutes isnt enough time to do much of anything, maybe make a phone call or a good bye note that could be shared with all of my loved ones. perhaps spend that 2 minutes trying to get another 5, but what it all comes down too is where am i when this 2 minutes hits... home, work, car or in the bar?? ya know what i mean.

home = above, make call, write letter or note or something

work = scream back at one of the customers screaming at me and then hang up on them

car = go as fast as i can for that last 2 minutes, maybe play chicken with a semi or something

bar = jump on the nearest hottie, give her the biggest kiss and tell her thanx for making my last 2 minutes worth living for

TS

and if you didnt die at the 2 mins...

home = you killed whoever you called with a heart attack, ouch!

work = he was no customer, it was your boss, opps your fired!

car = did you see the cop you just passed? lol hes got a heavy ticket 4 u

bar = it was not a chick man didnt you notice??? lol good luck with the "chiko" haha

hehe sorry couldnt help it :cool:

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read a book, or something.....and when 2 secs would remain just jump outa window.(j/k)

ohh, and write good bye notice to everyone :p

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call the first person that comes to my mind and tell whoever it is that i love this person and i am going to miss this person.

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id walk around in the street smoking a huge joint and masturbating in front of the police :)

and id prolly kill someone, that was important, like arnold or somethin like whose gunna punish me :), or buy a nuke set it 2, 2 minutes and kiss my ass goodbye :)

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i'd masturbate period

2 minutes is not enough time looks like i'd get the vacuum roflmao

You can masturbate and finish in 30 secs. It's easy.

Personally, I'd call someone I love and tell them how much I really hated all those years I was told I coulda "blah blah blahed" but didn't. Then I'd tell them to burn in hell!

No, actually I'd probably just sit there in shock and then check my gmail.

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You can masturbate and finish in 30 secs. It's easy.

Personally, I'd call someone I love and tell them how much I really hated all those years I was told I coulda "blah blah blahed" but didn't. Then I'd tell them to burn in hell!

No, actually I'd probably just sit there in shock and then check my gmail.

write me a tutorial haha

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It's interesting that many of you would change your ways if you had a limited amount of time to live. I would carry out my life exactly as I have up until this point, and after the two minutes were up, I would die. I would not change my actions, or attempt to make those last two minutes exceptionally "worthwhile." When I'm dead, my consciousness is extinguished, so it doesn't really matter what I did in those last two minutes anyway, does it? Chances are that I would be posting on Neowin.net in those last two minutes, or reading a book. It would be unfortunate that I never got to read Michael Savage's new book, but when my consciousness is extinguished, it won't really matter, will it?

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It's interesting that many of you would change your ways if you had a limited amount of time to live. I would carry out my life exactly as I have up until this point, and after the two minutes were up, I would die. I would not change my actions, or attempt to make those last two minutes exceptionally "worthwhile." When I'm dead, my consciousness is extinguished, so it doesn't really matter what I did in those last two minutes anyway, does it? Chances are that I would be posting on Neowin.net in those last two minutes, or reading a book. It would be unfortunate that I never got to read Michael Savage's new book, but when my consciousness is extinguished, it won't really matter, will it?

if you can prove that your conciousness is extinguished when you die then be my guest. i dont know what will happen when i die but i do know that the changes i make in this life will affect me in the next... either that or i rot in the ground.

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If my girlfriend was there, I would hold her till I die, if she's at home, it would take a lot longer than two minutes to get to her... So I'd call her.

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write me a tutorial haha

Hold your breath while you masturbate. It's a known fact that asphyxiation, or at least air being cut off for awhile will make you orgasm extremely quickly.

If you really wanna tutorial, don't pm me. That's icky man. Heh.

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I'd spend a minute searching for an edgewater cop then then next ramming my car into theirs and sticking a ****ing bullet in their head. Nothing against any other cops though... -just our edgewater cops are incompetent, corn toed ass spacklers who have an overzealous outlook on their career path and position in life.

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