axis Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Well 2 minutes isn't enough time for a damn thing, so I would probably find a quicker way to die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubNinja Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Listen to B?C's Dont Fear The Reaper one last time the close my eyes and die during Buck Dharma's last guitar solo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvbfan Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Hold your breath while you masturbate. It's a known fact that asphyxiation, or at least air being cut off for awhile will make you orgasm extremely quickly. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaf Spacker Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 I'd call my parents and tell them how much I love them, then I'd lie down so I could die comfortably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivion Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 I'd like to die in my parents lap for that would make me feel very satisfied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axis Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 :x So is that why they are always choking them in the porn? I always wondered why that was. If I watched that kind of stuff I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Frett Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Honestly? I'd pray. And if there was enough time I would post on my site and shoot out a couple e-mails telling everyone that I'm about to pass away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREq Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Take some whiskey, set some of the best symphonic black metal on the stereo, sit back and relax, enjoy my whiskey and write a little note about life and the few people I loved :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishercounter Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 contemplate the facts that I watch 40 hours of tv a week and I weigh 300lbs, then when I do die ask the lord almighty to send me back as child born in a third world country so I can then contemplate why there is a fat american guy who watches 40hrs of tv and doesnt do a thing to help me. woot woot long live the human species :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiszmai Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 hold my kids forever and kiss them goodbye. I don't want to think about it though :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budala Posted May 29, 2004 Author Share Posted May 29, 2004 I guess i would be the only one freaking out here ;> Come on now, half of u would do the same thing if u really found out u gonna die in 2 minutes ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiegel Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 roll down the street smoking indo sippin on gin and juice :yes: laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+John Teacake MVC Posted May 29, 2004 MVC Share Posted May 29, 2004 Theres not much you could do in 2mins. Depends where you were and who and what was around you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 take as many people with me as a i could... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_I am Reptar Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 burn down my local McDonalds(don't ask why) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiegel Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 burn down my local McDonalds(don't ask why) i have to WHY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_I am Reptar Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 lucky me,cause i can burn down mcdonalds in 2 minutes,cause the gas station is right beside,so i'd be taking Tim Horton's and McDonald's AND the gas station with me :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 lucky me,cause i can burn down mcdonalds in 2 minutes,cause the gas station is right beside,so i'd be taking Tim Horton's and McDonald's AND the gas station with me :D quite the pyro, it seems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalFreedom Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 I would, probbly pray to god, and then, post normaly on neowin, then on the last 5 seconds of my life i would post the password to my msdn subscription, my pass to my comp, the pass to everything mine basicly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macmax Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 last 2 mins ..... try to connect online n tell my best friends i am gonna die ( Damm MSN is closed for Maintenance Please try after 2 mins ) Try to call my best friend and tell him i am gonna die ( This number is out of range please dial after 2 mins) call my parents immediately ( yeah son 2 mins i will be there ) Would think how pointless and worthless my life was all these years and it dint even change for the last 2 mins !!!!!!!!!! SIGH !!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliot Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Rub one out for the last time. :woot: :whistle: hell yeah :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 sit on my confy chair while drinking from a tequila bottle, and listening to the best song i like, or while watching the best movie i like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WS togermano Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 sing like a virgin naked infront of public and grab someones hand and when I sing "touch for the very first time part" heheheheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoDaddy Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Let all my friends and family know they were the best ever and I love them. Tell my girlfriend I love her. Make someone smile. I'd prob die somewhere in the middle there, but I'd be doing things that I really love, so I'd die happy, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynicalsomething Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 I would probablly ask GOD/ALLAH/WHOEVER for forgiveness of my sins/ask to go to heaven/yadda yadda and actually mean it Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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