You got 2 mins left of ur life, what would u do?


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Hold your breath while you masturbate. It's a known fact that asphyxiation, or at least air being cut off for awhile will make you orgasm extremely quickly.

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I'd like to die in my parents lap for that would make me feel very satisfied

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So is that why they are always choking them in the porn? I always wondered why that was. If I watched that kind of stuff I mean.

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Honestly? I'd pray. And if there was enough time I would post on my site and shoot out a couple e-mails telling everyone that I'm about to pass away.

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Take some whiskey, set some of the best symphonic black metal on the stereo, sit back and relax, enjoy my whiskey and write a little note about life and the few people I loved :)

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contemplate the facts that I watch 40 hours of tv a week and I weigh 300lbs, then when I do die ask the lord almighty to send me back as child born in a third world country so I can then contemplate why there is a fat american guy who watches 40hrs of tv and doesnt do a thing to help me. woot woot long live the human species :D

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I guess i would be the only one freaking out here ;>

Come on now, half of u would do the same thing if u really found out u gonna die in 2 minutes ...

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lucky me,cause i can burn down mcdonalds in 2 minutes,cause the gas station is right beside,so i'd be taking Tim Horton's and McDonald's AND the gas station with me :D

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lucky me,cause i can burn down mcdonalds in 2 minutes,cause the gas station is right beside,so i'd be taking Tim Horton's and McDonald's AND the gas station with me :D

quite the pyro, it seems

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I would, probbly pray to god, and then, post normaly on neowin, then on the last 5 seconds of my life i would post the password to my msdn subscription, my pass to my comp, the pass to everything mine basicly

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last 2 mins .....

try to connect online n tell my best friends i am gonna die ( Damm MSN is closed for Maintenance Please try after 2 mins )

Try to call my best friend and tell him i am gonna die ( This number is out of range please dial after 2 mins)

call my parents immediately ( yeah son 2 mins i will be there )

Would think how pointless and worthless my life was all these years and it dint even change for the last 2 mins !!!!!!!!!! SIGH !!!!!!!!!!!

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sit on my confy chair while drinking from a tequila bottle, and listening to the best song i like, or while watching the best movie i like...

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sing like a virgin naked infront of public and grab someones hand and when I sing "touch for the very first time part" heheheheh

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Let all my friends and family know they were the best ever and I love them.

Tell my girlfriend I love her.

Make someone smile.

I'd prob die somewhere in the middle there, but I'd be doing things that I really love, so I'd die happy, too.

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I would probablly ask GOD/ALLAH/WHOEVER for forgiveness of my sins/ask to go to heaven/yadda yadda and actually mean it

Me too

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