Syanide Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 you know what i just realised. maybe sick, but listem. if someone, some authority, or just someone important, told you you have 2 minutes of life left, and told you that the way youre gonna die is a mistery, WHAT IF YOU DECIDED TO KILL YOURSELF (i alreday wrote on how scary it would be for me to wait for unknown death), like a couple of seconds before the death by that person, force or whatever happened, and in the end, that death you were waiting for was just a lie to make you kill yourself, actually killing yourself was the death that was waiting for you. so i take back what i said, i wouldnt try to kill myself, id just stair in the wall or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAURAV7777 Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 i would **** my neighbour :hump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lieb39 Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Put on my best suit, take some brandy out, put on 'adam's song' and go down like a gentlemen :p... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yebo yes Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 :cry: i smashed my car on the weekend, so i wanna die now :yes: not in two minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralStorm Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 I'd try to get those two minutes converted to two days post haste! But if that failed, I'd probably get my spiritual affairs in order the best I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sting3r Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 accutally... i would lay my grandma, my mum AND my aunty :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pctuk Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 There are some sick sick people on this board :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr_Terror Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 you know what i just realised. maybe sick, but listem.if someone, some authority, or just someone important, told you you have 2 minutes of life left, and told you that the way youre gonna die is a mistery, WHAT IF YOU DECIDED TO KILL YOURSELF (i alreday wrote on how scary it would be for me to wait for unknown death), like a couple of seconds before the death by that person, force or whatever happened, and in the end, that death you were waiting for was just a lie to make you kill yourself, actually killing yourself was the death that was waiting for you. so i take back what i said, i wouldnt try to kill myself, id just stair in the wall or something. :blink: :blink: i was about to answer that i would kill myself! ill reconsider :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 accutally... i would lay my grandma, my mum AND my aunty :p Lmao. You forgot your sister lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCAP Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 sit back and relax :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sukamusiru Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 I would, probbly pray to god, and then, post normaly on neowin, then on the last 5 seconds of my life i would post the password to my msdn subscription, my pass to my comp, the pass to everything mine basicly I scanned this thread in its entirety thus far, and you're the only other person I noticed that didn't want to outright destroy their hardware, just open it to the public. My first thought was to open up all my p2ps and start broadcasting about my imminent demise, that everyone should leach like they've never leached before.. I'm usually such a stingy bitch about that kinda thing; "You better not be stealing *any* of my bandwidth! :angry: " Then when I had about 300+ individual and identifiable users checking out my goods, I'd call up my girlfriend and chat it up until my expiration date. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsdn Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 I would pray, then give my dog a big kiss, then log on to my Linux machine and post on Neowin while listening to RadioSeven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athlonforce Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 good if its 2 min left to live and that i still have a internet connection ;)? >i would browse new posts on neowin :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maplecookie Veteran Posted May 31, 2004 Veteran Share Posted May 31, 2004 call Flish, cry, and pray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sting3r Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Lmao. You forgot your sister lol... YOUR OFFICIALLY SICK :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forster Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 W@nk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I would hope that I had 10min at least. Cause I would find the nearest yound woman and have some sex. With only two minutes, I guess I could only do a solo... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 YOUR OFFICIALLY SICK :x You're officially gullable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
random_user_uk_1234 Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Boil two eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushrat Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 have a w*nk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenThursday Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Make one last sandwich and eat it in the last minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I'd probably run around the streets screaming, "F*CKKK WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habtro Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I would tell my parents, bros, and sis that i love them and think about all the wonderful events that had happened :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Put my watch back 24 hours... that should fool Him :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biorK Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I would call my girlfriend, tell her I love her and that I will miss her. Then take my computer, grab a hammer and beat the hell out of it as much as I can before I hit the bucket. You took the words out of my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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