BOOGMaster Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Bush Conspiracy Theories here's mine: George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that Rush Limbaugh could kill Iraqis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacris2000 Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 My random generated conspiracy: George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that oil companies, white men, the Jews, Rush Limbaugh, and big corporations could upset minorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypoxiaicon Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 LoL, Crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacid Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 George W. Bush lowered taxes so that the Christian Coalition, Republicans, white men, big corporations, and the Jews could offend liberals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozric Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that oil companies could steal from Iraqis. Well, it's very close ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_is_Axel Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 i believe that we are all test guinie pigs to people who are much bigger than us inwhich were are like a growing germ to them in a science classroom and we are in a cubboard with all the lights off which is space and the stars/suns are actually LED lights for switches in this room. The black hole is actually a student taking a blob of germs (a planet) out of the dark cupboard. Thats what i think :D Alex :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaredmogwai Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that The Jews, white men, SUV owners, and the Christian Coalition could oppress welfare recipients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+E.Worm Jimmy Subscriber¹ Posted June 4, 2004 Subscriber¹ Share Posted June 4, 2004 George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that the Jews, SUV owners, and Republicans could conquer transgendered people. :D hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 My theory is that John Kerry is Michael Jackson :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctebah Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that Ann Coulter, Republicans, and Rush Limbaugh could oppress Iraqis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DsnBehind Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that white men and SUV owners could conquer The French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOGMaster Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 My theory is that John Kerry is Michael Jackson :o We all know that John Kerry is really Mr. Ed, and his daughter (icky) is Liza Minelli! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNRambo Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 http://www.buttafly.com/media/bush_bad.jpgWell, it's very close ;) hahahaha i love the pic, its so true :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOGMaster Posted June 5, 2004 Author Share Posted June 5, 2004 i believe that we are all test guinie pigs to people who are much bigger than us inwhich were are like a growing germ to them in a science classroom and we are in a cubboard with all the lights off which is space and the stars/suns are actually LED lights for switches in this room. The black hole is actually a student taking a blob of germs (a planet) out of the dark cupboard.Thats what i think :D Alex :cool: lol - I tried and tried, but couldn't get the result to come out the same as yours - lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairon Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that big corporations, Republicans, white men, SUV owners, and the Christian Coalition could oppress Michael Moore. George W. Bush lowered taxes so that The Jews, Republicans, Ann Coulter, white men, and the Christian Coalition could conquer The French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecander Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, white men, and the Christian Coalition could oppress Michael Moore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Decryptor Veteran Posted June 5, 2004 Veteran Share Posted June 5, 2004 George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Rush Limbaugh, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could invade Al Franken. Al Franken is cool, saw him on letterman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that big corporations, Republicans, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could conquer Muslims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOGMaster Posted June 5, 2004 Author Share Posted June 5, 2004 George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Rush Limbaugh, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could invade Al Franken.Al Franken is cool, saw him on letterman Yes! Al Franken is COOL! :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Republicans, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could oppress minorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xero Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that oil companies and SUV owners could invade The French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337.g4M3R Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that Rush Limbaugh and the Christian Coalition could conquer The United Nations. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOGMaster Posted June 5, 2004 Author Share Posted June 5, 2004 George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that Rush Limbaugh and the Christian Coalition could conquer The United Nations. :D I like the last part of that. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptiPlex Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could invade Michael Moore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-uk Veteran Posted June 5, 2004 Veteran Share Posted June 5, 2004 George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that The Jews, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, and gun owners could upset women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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