Gmail Poem


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still waiting for the invite option 2 get activated ..... logged in a thousand times

sent received more than 50MB of emails ( especially fart emails )

still its evading me :(

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Incredible. Poetry about gmail. My my. :unsure:

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Oh and btw, you only get invites when Google decides to send them out. When you get them so will everyone else. Youll just have to wait.

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Here's my poem. It's called "GMail is Taking Over The Internet"

GMail offers one gigabyte of space.

Far too much for any man of commonplace,

or so I thought until my friend

E-mailed me, porn to no end!

Gay, lesbian, child and snuff,

My hotmail account bit the dust!

It couldn't handle mail of that size

GMail was the solution, I quickly realized.

But wait, what's this.. I can't sign up?

I need an invite, wtf!

Where will I store my endless array of porn until then!?

I too need someone with invites to be my friend!

If you'd like to send one, here's my address:

knigitz (at) comcast (dot) net!

For now, on yahoo my porn will stay

Waiting to be sent through GMail's gateway!

So please take your extra invites,

Send them my way, or burn in hell internally.

Residents of hell will force you to dig a hole and sit in it,

while they take exlax and **** in your hole.

It will be painful and will consume your soul and make you

cough a lot and sneeze and bleed from your eyes and ass.

And no one likes to bleed from their ass.

So remember that, when you decide to be a cheap ****** and not send me the ******* invite like I asked.

Thank you.

P.S.

All extra invites sent to me will be auctioned off on ebay where the earnings will be donated to the Save the Children Fund.

Peace, love, and gmail invites for all.

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