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I have usually found that people who slate Windows XP are complete noobs and usually have there computers full of crap and just blame the first they can think of and its usually Microsoft. Microsoft this Microsoft that instead of thinking to themeselfs "How much of an idiot have I been" And afterwards they think "How much of an idiot do I look on forums such as this".

Unfortunately I completely agree with you.

Im guessing people that do what you said, are much like people who start these kinds of threads. :rolleyes:

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If Microsoft had AI, the robots would be able to fix their own bugs, correct? :)

But then they'd try to kill us all because they would be like "you gave us a whole crapload of bugs and we had to fix them; therefore you must DIE!!!!".

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Nobody cares what you care about...

Actually...that would be "Nobody cares about what you don't care about..." but most importantly...can someone please close this thread and/or hit him with a fish?

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can you imagine machines running on the OS from microsoft.

That will rule the world. In the year 2030.

Because the machines are full of Bugs like Windows XP!!!!!

Neowin is not the place to discuss your drug-induced moments of complete brain absence. Please find another forum on which to vomit your chemically altered excuse for free thinking.

Oh, and stop spamming, kid. :angry:

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can you imagine machines running on the OS from microsoft.

That will rule the world. In the year 2030.

Because the machines are full of Bugs like Windows XP!!!!!

Are you high on crack? That crap can kill you.

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can you imagine machines running on the OS from microsoft.

That will rule the world. In the year 2030.

Because the machines are full of Bugs like Windows XP!!!!!

What kind of nonsense is this? Where did read it from? Or you are just making this up?

I think u have been watching too much Sci-Fi movies like Terminator.. come back to your senses!

:trout:

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@R-Style

does the "R" in your name stand for "Retarded"???

all your posts are just SPAM - STOP SPAMMING THIS BOARD, n00b!!

:spam: :pc:

@OptiPlex:

love your sig!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lol Retarded- Style..... hehe :D

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On a related note

IBM Develops Artificial Stupidity

IBM researchers today announced that they have developed a software agent that passes the Turing test. The Turing test states that software is artificially intelligent when reasonable humans cannot tell that they are communicating with a computer. They did this by incorporating a new technology called "Artificial Stupidity" or AS.

Code-named ?Anna Nicole?, the software agent interfaces with real people constantly via a special AOL Instant Message interface and an E! Television show. AOL Instant Messages are the computer?s only bi-directional interface with the outside world. The software runs on IBM?s famous Deep Blue computer, but now takes so little compute power that a port to Linux is in the works.

?The breakthrough came when we realized that we had gone too far with Artificial Intelligence. People didn?t believe our earlier attempts because they were too smart. Let?s face it, when you ask someone in chat what the square root of PI is, and that person begins answering, you know you?re not talking to a human. That meant that we were failing the Turing test every time.

?Artificial Stupidity is, at its core, a simple process. The computer makes an immediate estimation of the amount of compute time required to answer a specific question. If the estimation goes over two seconds, the computer aborts the thread and replies with a randomly selected reply from this list: ?What?; Whatever; Calm down and give me your address; Dude, get serious; yeah right; okay Einstein; You?re making me hot; Was that Pepperoni?; or I?m going to have to forward you to second tier support.?

By incorporating AS in to their AI efforts, IBM has developed a product with immediate sales potential. They?re now working on speech recognition and synthesis modules to support industrial applications such as Tech Support, Drive Through and Telephone Order Taking, and 411 and 911 Operator. ?We?ve found that by tweaking the speech synthesis with a heavy foreign accent, people speak a lot more slowly and loudly, which makes the voice recognition much easier, and they?re far more likely to repeat themselves. Those small optimizations are making this a ?here, now? technology.

http://www.slashnot.com/article:ninja:to:rofl:67:Durl]

:ninja: :rofl: :D

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does this thread make any sence to anyone else? cause im am certainly confused...are you just making all of that up lol??

Dude, calm down, You?re making me hot

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