Xer34 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 I have usually found that people who slate Windows XP are complete noobs and usually have there computers full of crap and just blame the first they can think of and its usually Microsoft. Microsoft this Microsoft that instead of thinking to themeselfs "How much of an idiot have I been" And afterwards they think "How much of an idiot do I look on forums such as this". Unfortunately I completely agree with you. Im guessing people that do what you said, are much like people who start these kinds of threads. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptiPlex Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 @OptiPlex:love your sig!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :o WILL U BE MY FREIDN ;) Thanks man. Took me a while to make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PureEdit Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 :o WILL U BE MY FREIDN;) Thanks man. Took me a while to make it. Nobody cares what you care about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsnotabigtruck Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 If Microsoft had AI, the robots would be able to fix their own bugs, correct? :) But then they'd try to kill us all because they would be like "you gave us a whole crapload of bugs and we had to fix them; therefore you must DIE!!!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sHARD>> Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Nobody cares what you care about... Actually...that would be "Nobody cares about what you don't care about..." but most importantly...can someone please close this thread and/or hit him with a fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTrang Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 or hit him with a fish? Will do. :trout: ^Me--^R-style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderRiver Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 /me slaps R-Style with a big salty trout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLdFuSi0n Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 man your an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuka_t Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 /me slaps R-Style with a big salty trout roger that! :trout: man youre an idiot. windows is fine and pretty bug free for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paganash Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 can you imagine machines running on the OS from microsoft.That will rule the world. In the year 2030. Because the machines are full of Bugs like Windows XP!!!!! Neowin is not the place to discuss your drug-induced moments of complete brain absence. Please find another forum on which to vomit your chemically altered excuse for free thinking. Oh, and stop spamming, kid. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-Style Posted June 30, 2004 Author Share Posted June 30, 2004 sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMan Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 sorry Dammed straight you're sorry. Grow up before you post such $hit again, you frekin ######. :trout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxpor Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 You on crack: :wacko: You not on crack: :) OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_7799 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 have you been smokin the crank son? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimm2 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 can you imagine machines running on the OS from microsoft.That will rule the world. In the year 2030. Because the machines are full of Bugs like Windows XP!!!!! Are you high on crack? That crap can kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViperXP Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 can you imagine machines running on the OS from microsoft.That will rule the world. In the year 2030. Because the machines are full of Bugs like Windows XP!!!!! What kind of nonsense is this? Where did read it from? Or you are just making this up? I think u have been watching too much Sci-Fi movies like Terminator.. come back to your senses! :trout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remix17 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Don't do drugs kids ! :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNRambo Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 @R-Styledoes the "R" in your name stand for "Retarded"??? all your posts are just SPAM - STOP SPAMMING THIS BOARD, n00b!! :spam: :pc: @OptiPlex: love your sig!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol Retarded- Style..... hehe :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leedogg Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 On a related note IBM Develops Artificial Stupidity IBM researchers today announced that they have developed a software agent that passes the Turing test. The Turing test states that software is artificially intelligent when reasonable humans cannot tell that they are communicating with a computer. They did this by incorporating a new technology called "Artificial Stupidity" or AS. Code-named ?Anna Nicole?, the software agent interfaces with real people constantly via a special AOL Instant Message interface and an E! Television show. AOL Instant Messages are the computer?s only bi-directional interface with the outside world. The software runs on IBM?s famous Deep Blue computer, but now takes so little compute power that a port to Linux is in the works. ?The breakthrough came when we realized that we had gone too far with Artificial Intelligence. People didn?t believe our earlier attempts because they were too smart. Let?s face it, when you ask someone in chat what the square root of PI is, and that person begins answering, you know you?re not talking to a human. That meant that we were failing the Turing test every time. ?Artificial Stupidity is, at its core, a simple process. The computer makes an immediate estimation of the amount of compute time required to answer a specific question. If the estimation goes over two seconds, the computer aborts the thread and replies with a randomly selected reply from this list: ?What?; Whatever; Calm down and give me your address; Dude, get serious; yeah right; okay Einstein; You?re making me hot; Was that Pepperoni?; or I?m going to have to forward you to second tier support.? By incorporating AS in to their AI efforts, IBM has developed a product with immediate sales potential. They?re now working on speech recognition and synthesis modules to support industrial applications such as Tech Support, Drive Through and Telephone Order Taking, and 411 and 911 Operator. ?We?ve found that by tweaking the speech synthesis with a heavy foreign accent, people speak a lot more slowly and loudly, which makes the voice recognition much easier, and they?re far more likely to repeat themselves. Those small optimizations are making this a ?here, now? technology. http://www.slashnot.com/article:ninja:to:rofl:67:Durl] :ninja: :rofl: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armada Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 does this thread make any sence to anyone else? cause im am certainly confused...are you just making all of that up lol?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leedogg Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 does this thread make any sence to anyone else? cause im am certainly confused...are you just making all of that up lol?? Dude, calm down, You?re making me hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neufuse Veteran Posted July 1, 2004 Veteran Share Posted July 1, 2004 as stewie would say... "What the duce?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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