Powerworks Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 haha.. I got this from one of my ex's today.... > >>Subject: Fw: Blesser:Satan's Meeting > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>Satan's world > >> > >>SATAN'S MEETING: > >> > >> > >> > >>Satan called a worldwide convention of demons. > >> > >>In his opening address he said, > >> > >> > >> > >>"We can't keep Christians from going to church." > >> > >>"We can't keep them from reading their Bibles and knowing the > >>truth." > >> > >>"We can't even keep them from forming an intimate relationship > with > >>their > >>Saviour." > >> > >>"Once they gain that connection with Jesus, our power over > them is > >>broken." > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>"So let them go to their churches; let them have their covered > dish > >>dinners, > >> > >>BUT steal their time, so they don't have time to develop a > >>relationship > >>with Jesus Christ." > >> > >>"This is what I want you to do," said the devil: > >> > >> > >> > >>"Distract them from gaining hold of their Saviour and > maintaining > >>that > >>vital connection throughout their day!" > >> > >>"How shall we do this?" his demons shouted. > >> > >>"Keep them busy in the non-essentials of life and invent > >>innumerable > >>schemes to occupy their minds," he answered. > >> > >>"Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, borrow, > borrow." > >> > >>"Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the > husbands > >>to work > >>6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford > their > >>empty > >>lifestyles." > >> > >>"Keep them from spending time with their children." > >> > >>"As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no > escape > >>from > >>the pressures of work!" > >> > >>"Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that > still, > >>small > >>voice." > >> > >>"Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever > they > >>drive." > >> > >>"To keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in > their > >>home and > >>see to it that every store and restaurant in the world plays > >>non-biblical > >>music constantly." > >> > >>"This will jam their minds and break that union with Christ." > >> > >>"Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers." > >> > >>"Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day." > >> > >>"Invade their driving moments with billboards." > >> > >>"Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, > >>sweepstakes, > >>and every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free > >>products, > >>services and false hopes." > >> > >>"Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so > their > >>husbands > >>will believe that outward beauty is what's important, and > they'll > >>become > >>dissatisfied with their wives. " > >> > >>"Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night." > Give > >>them > >>headaches too! > >> > >>"If they don't give their husbands the love they need, they > will > >>begin to > >>look elsewhere." > >> > >>"That will fragment their families quickly!" > >> > >>"Give them Santa Clause to distract them from teaching their > >>children the > >>real meaning of Christmas." > >> > >>"Give them an Easter bunny so they won't talk about his > >>resurrection and > >>power over sin and death." > >> > >>"Even in their recreation, let them be excessive." > >> > >>"Have them return from their recreation exhausted." > >> > >>"Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on God's > >>creation. Send > >>them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and > >>movies > >>instead. "Keep them busy, busy, busy!" > >> > >>"And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them in > >>gossip and > >>small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences." > >> > >>"Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time > to > >>seek power > >>from Jesus." > >> > >>"Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing > their > >>health > >>and family for the good of the cause." > >> > >>"It will work!" "It will work!" > >> > >> > >> > >>It was quite a plan! > >> > >>The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing > Christians > >>everywhere > >>to get busier and more rushed, going here and there. > >> > >>Having little time for their God or their families. > >> > >>Having no time to tell others about the power of Jesus to > change > >>lives. > >> > >>I guess the question is, has the devil been successful in his > >>schemes? > >> > >>You be the judge!!!!! > >> > >> > >> > >>Does "BUSY" mean: > >> > >> > >> > >>B-eing > >>U-nder > >>S-atan's > >>Y-oke? > >> > >> > >>Please pass this on, if you aren't too BUSY! > >> > >>God Bless you all! > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>When you are at home bored, you wish you were at work. When > you > >>are at work, you wish you were at home bored. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>--------------------------------- > >>Do you Yahoo!? > >>Yahoo! Mail - Helps protect you from nasty viruses. > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > [1]MSN 9 Dial-up Internet Access fights spam and pop-ups now 3 > months FREE! > > References > > 1. http://g.msn.com/8HMAENUS/2731??PS=47575 I emailed her back, telling her (again) to stop sending me useless 10k forwards... SINCE WHEN IS SANTA EVIL??? Damn fundamentalist overly conservative Christians.. I don't mind Christians.. but when you start typing crap like this it makes me quesiton your sanity, like you believe in a FANTASY world or something where Satan actually has meetings with his "demons"... Don't people realize those stories are metaphors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven.ts Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 I hate forwards i get them all the time and i tell people to stop sending me them so i get more lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+virtorio MVC Posted July 1, 2004 MVC Share Posted July 1, 2004 Actually, Santa is evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 maybe they subscribe to the auto-forward service. some service provider's email service provides it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerworks Posted July 1, 2004 Author Share Posted July 1, 2004 Actually, Santa is evil. haha.. so if I sneak into the homes of little boys and girls in the middle of the night without triggering any alarm system, just so I can secretly give the kids a "present".. THAT MAKES ME EVIL?... does kind of sound that way doesn't it? :devil: on top of that he's fat and hairy.. :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WigglesTheFish Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 i get crap like this from my mom all the time... some quite funny but i don't like stuff like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistical Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Ugh.... I hate forwards my mom sometimes send me dumb gaming ones and then there is this person that i use to go to school with, talked to him once, that always sending forwards at least twice a month because I am on his list.. :( ugh.. but oh well, only 2 emails, easy to delete since I get enough spam, this is all sent to my hotmail account... :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armada Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 i blocked almost everyone of my friends because all they do is forward stupid s**t to me all day, and i hate it, i have never forwarded a thing in my entire life arggggggggggggg :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerworks Posted July 1, 2004 Author Share Posted July 1, 2004 The worst kind... "send this to 100 people or a big ugly monster will kill you in your sleep, oh and the love of your life will **** on you"... hahaa.... ok its not exactly like that.. but close enough ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVO VIII Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 i could have sworn santa and satan are two different characters ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nwBen Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 I get girls from school send me sh*tloads of these every day and it really pings me off :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+virtorio MVC Posted July 1, 2004 MVC Share Posted July 1, 2004 i could have sworn santa and satan are two different characters ;) No. They are one and the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Actually, Santa is evil. :huh: Santa has always been good to me, and brung me lotsa toys ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted July 1, 2004 Subscriber² Share Posted July 1, 2004 My mates girlfriend sends me about 3 a day, then complains that I never reply to anything she sends. I ask her to stop, and she actually gets offended! Sheesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxpor Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 My mom works at ETS (yes the people who make the SATs) here in Princeton, NJ and se works next to this dude who job it is to foward articails to people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.will Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 stuff like that p!sses me off! i mean if you want to be an extreme christian, good for you but dont try to convert all the people you know :angry:!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 "Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes, and every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services and false hopes." I KNEW satan had something to do with those valupak coupons!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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