wog boy Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 :rambo: any one got any wise sayings..:rambo: "man who run infront of car get tyred" "man who stand behind car get exhausted" "man with one chopstick get hungry" "It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. " "elevator smell different to midget" got any more.. reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wog boy Posted March 30, 2002 Author Share Posted March 30, 2002 "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. " "Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk." "War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left." "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. " "man who live in glass house should get dreesed in basement" sorry for the lame thread.... me so bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 lol nice stuff wog boy. Personally i have always liked the "confuscius" jokes.... but i will politely refrain from posting any. All the ones i know are too naughty ;) ~keldyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manyk Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 One of my faves: "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
configure Veteran Posted March 30, 2002 Veteran Share Posted March 30, 2002 :roll: "The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected" "After three days without reading, talk becomes flavorless" "All things good to know are difficult to learn" "All sunshine makes the desert" "An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep." "The beginning is the half of every action" "Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him." "A book is like a garden carried in the pocket" "By learning you will teach; by teaching you will learn" "A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood" "The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread" "Do not answer a fool according to his folly, or you will be like him yourself" "Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends" "Don't shake the tree when the pears fall off themselves" "Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence" "Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm" "Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water" "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" "Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day" "Examine what is said, not him who speaks" "Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald" "The eyes are the window of the soul." "The eyes believe themselves; the ears believe other people" "The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water." "A fool finds pleasure in evil conduct, but a man of understanding delights in wisdom." "A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions." "From a thorn comes a rose, and from a rose comes a thorn." "Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child." "Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names." "Go often to the house of a friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path." "Gratitude is the heart's memory." "The greater love is a mother's; then comes a dog's; then a sweetheart's." "A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year." "A half-truth is a whole lie." "He who is outside his door already has a hard part of his journey behind him." "He who must die, must die in the dark, even though he sells candles." "He who says what he likes will hear what he does not like." "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." "He who knows nothing doubts nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orphic Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 "He who installs Wind0ze, gets h4x0r3d.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
configure Veteran Posted March 30, 2002 Veteran Share Posted March 30, 2002 LMAO!!!! Good one :D Well.. I think it should rather be.. "He who doesn't apply patch, gets h4x0r3d." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 Nah.. its " He who refuses Linux, gets h4x0r3d." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildliquid Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 Originally posted by wog boy [b"man with one chopstick get hungry" [/b] lol thats why im all ways hungry when eating with chopsticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 Or " He who uses IIS, gets h4x0r3d." :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aco Veteran Posted March 30, 2002 Veteran Share Posted March 30, 2002 I don't know about "wise sayings" but... Confuscious say, it is good for boy to meet girl in park, but it is better for boy to park meat in girl. :p ...absolutely sick. :D I'm off to get some sleep. Nite all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted March 30, 2002 Veteran Share Posted March 30, 2002 "I have a bad feeling about this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacce Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 An apple a day, keeps Windoze away. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessterw Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 "Duck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miran Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 Deep Thoughts: If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something. When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw **** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill. One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games. I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it. If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink. I bet that when the Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman. Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham! You just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man." Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people. I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system. Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. I hope that if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. Plenty more where they came from... Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessterw Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 LMFAO :D, that was great! Irrelevant and refreshing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurting101 Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 He who laughs last obviously didn't get the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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