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I?m just curious why people bother to create these gigantic signature images after they post a reply etc. on the forum? They just slow up the loading time for the posts. Even though I have a high-speed internet connection, I don?t see the point of having these pointless signature images? Just have a text signature if you?re trying to get the point across that you have a web site, or your online chat capabilities. Also, I don?t mean to be some prick, just wondering that;)?s all. ;) And for everyone that reads this post, don?t get all ****ed, I?m sure some of you can relate to this. :ponder: ???

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If you do not like them then just turn them off through User cp.

As for rediculously large sigs, the staff are aware of the problem and will be removing them on sight so do not worry.

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Originally posted by twist

keldyn,

kickin @ss and taking names.

laying down the law

Thanx man lol :p Oh, and twist, could you repost your screenie in april desktops !? Sorry ! :D

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Sigs are fine. I enjoy some of them. They are almost works of art in their own right in some cases. I try to keep all of mine below 50k.

As long as the dimensions are reasonable i do not see the problem.

Actually i have seen more problems with enormous text sigs than i have with image sigs.

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Keldyn, I just notice your signature slogan... something I can relate to... I mean often I dream about flying... the bad part is trying to dare myself go too high... and trying to find a way to lowering myself down... I mean landing or coming down low... it seems that gravity seems to really wanna pull me faster downward... the only part that is scary in my dream about flying... hehehehe :)

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Originally posted by Krome

Keldyn, I just notice your signature slogan... something I can relate to... I mean often I dream about flying... the bad part is trying to dare myself go too high... and trying to find a way to lowering myself down... I mean landing or coming down low... it seems that gravity seems to really wanna pull me faster downward... the only part that is scary in my dream about flying... hehehehe :)

It's spooky that you wrote that Krome. I have similar dreams. The prob with mine are that i have little control over where i go...i can never go as high as i want to.... Perhaps i should see one of those dream interpreters :ermm: hehe

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i can interprete it, your too stressed out from mod'n keldyn.

you need to ignore my sloppy posts and let me run wild.

or your a closet drug addict who wants to get real high

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Originally posted by Keldyn

Perhaps i should see one of those dream interpreters

*raises hand* I did a big study one dreams (~6 months). I know everything about them :evil:

Flying is one of the top 10 dreams... sometimes means you feel confident. If you are get uneasy while flying, let yourself fall. Fall hard. Why?:

a) it's a hell of a ride :)

b) you're got nothing to lose. What are you gonna do - get hurt?

c) you won't be scared of falling anymore, and you will have more confidence next time

*sits back down*

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lol your crack me up twist. I think its a bit of both actually, err... the stress part, not the drug addict :p

Interesting interpretation hurting. I once read somewhere that the very shock of falling in a dream though can be enough to kill someone. Scarey huh !? :s

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Dammit, you people need to optimize your damn images.

There IS a save for web feature in Photoshop that allows you to adjust the quality and size. Hell, 80 in jpgs leaves pretty good quality at a lower size.

try using PNG too. It's not the perfect format (I've only been using it for about 2 months) but for certain images, it provides lossless image quality and small sizes... but only for certain images.

300Kb sigs are ridiculous. Honestly...

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Originally posted by Keldyn

I once read somewhere that the very shock of falling in a dream though can be enough to kill someone. Scarey huh !? :s

Hehe. I heard that too, but it turns out it's just a myth. It's never happened, and probably never will. If you do do that, you'll make history so it's a win-win situation: if you fall you have fun, if you die you make tabloids. :)

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if your sig is relatively simple you could save a tonne of size with a gif.

its a shame you can't use flash sigs. some of the sigs on were-here.com are super nice and small.

it'd be a nice feature to limit users to one sig per page/thread

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hahahaha... you're funny...

I don't think many of the interpretation of dreams from the west or from the US fit to describe Asians... for example, with Asians, when they dream about snakes, it means someone (opposite sex) is falling in love with you... if it chase you, that person is trying to win your heart... if it bit your ankle, that special person will win your heart... if it raps around your ankle, you will marry them...

But Western psychology interpret snake dreams differently from what has happen to Asians... And I don't mean just interpretations but this "snake" dreams are embedded in ALL Asians mentality. It's not a matter of interpretation... it is proven... I am refering to the snake dream...

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Originally posted by ToastGodSupreme

300Kb sigs are ridiculous. Honestly...

I meant 300 bytes, came out as 300k.

Also, alot of people don't know that you *can* reduce colors in pics (hell I didn't know this till a couple days ago). Usually, it will reduce file size alot. I use Irfanview to reduce them.

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Originally posted by twist

haha, your a machine though, i've only beat you to the april desktop thread a few times before you could kill it

So you gonna start calling me "The Terminator" now or what !? :p

if you fall you have fun, if you die you make tabloids.

How do they know what you died of though !? Hmmm !? ;)

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Originally posted by Keldyn

So you gonna start calling me "The Terminator" now or what !? :p

How do they know what you died of though !? Hmmm !? ;)

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BRAIN:TempDreamslastdream.tmp ?

I guess they'd have to make the assumption that a when a perfectly healthy person dies in his sleep that it was obviously because he tried falling too hard in his dream.

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Originally posted by twist

just for you keldyn since your working so hard tonight.

new sig :D

lol You are classic.:p I love it;)

BRAIN:TempDreamslastdream.tmp ?

Good one hurting !! :p lmao

Woooo.... this is becoming one hell of a funny thread

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