whats ON your computer desk?


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ok i've heard all about your computers, even your desks.

but what is sitting ON the desk? it'll tell more about you

mine... sheesh

13 empty beer cans

1 1/2 empty beer can

astray (full)

8 empty XL coffees from tim hortons.

1 empty pack of mike and ikes :)

carton of smokes

some cd i burned but for got to label.

various papers with scribbles on them.

ligther

lots of trash

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Lol... you just had to didnt you !? :p

Anyways. here goes...

5 beer cans,

4 beer bottles... ( lol )

cd's cd's and more cd's

pens, pencils

books, tech manuals, essays, reports

headphones

2 computers... ( of course )

cellphone

laptop

printer

half empty bottle of iced water

keys

bills

video tapes

dvd player

photos

dsl modem

paper clips

glasses ( for drinking )

shotglass.... lol

kitana & wakasashi

beretta 92 parabellum 9 ( dont worry, its for keeping twist in line ) lol

old hardware, sound cards, graphics cards etc...

Ah thats enough.... I have one of those big ass executive desks. :D

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cordless phone

monitor

webcam

pen

piece of paper with notes

speakers

super smash bros melee case

remote control

steering wheel

mouse

other remote control

broken aol cd

empty box of a easter egg

:right:

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Beside my computer [ monitor / speakers etc ]

light

computer game boxes

computer game cds

manuels to software/game

stapler

earplugs [wtf?]

tape

screwdrivers

boot disk / disks

zipdist

signed sevendust ticket

sevendust pick

nailclipper

cd holder

CDRW's

Lifesaver storybook

watch

think hat

starbucks application

live105 and ksjo bumper stickers

3 max pc issues

handspring visor deluxe [blue]

dsl modem

road trip dvd

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lol swords and a gun?

hehe My desk curves around in a kinda "U" shape. I have a shelf that curves around the central part and on top that i have a special wooden wrack for keeping the swords, gun... etc...;) It's cool :lick:

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Originally posted by twist

lol lotta candy :p

umm keldyn i'm sure you could put something else up there.

pheer keldyn, mad chopping, str8 shottin mod of doom

lmao :p

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damn, make that 14 empty beer cans.

time for bed, night guys.

keep the kids in line faction and kel :p

i just know i'm gonna have nightmares about some mad aussie chasing me with swords. and you thought your falling dreams where bad. lol

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Originally posted by Keldyn

, lay off the booze

heh.. im allowed to. Special staff privileges and all. I guess that explains why i havent seen you at the "neowin bar" Faction. Under age. :D

~Keldyn

i just realized it said i was born in 1986, bah its 1985, im 16 [almost 17-3 weeks], not 15 >:D

tsk tsk.. just have to wait till you are all grown up lol :p

~Keldyn

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4x speakers

lexmark 83x

monitor

2x webcam

2x phones

pens and ****

mini-cdr

endust

non-streak wipes

deodorant

cologene

moutain dew

cup full of **** (dont ask)

50 cdr of software and ish

2 blank cdr

ms sidewinder

my mouse

keyboard

napkin (full of ######) lol

pop can tab

easter basket

tv remote

29inch tv in corner of desk

hermt hats all

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ok..........

MANY cds

cell phone

broke cell phone

tweezers

floppies

work pager

old pager

alarm clock

2 old pos amd cpu's

pens

checkbook

ballcap

ashtray

bottle of crown (empty)

watch

advil

tylenol

cologne

beer coozie

bills :(

and more bills :(

hp deskjet

kvm switch

router

dls modem

game pad

broken mouse

bills :(

a roll of toilet pater (dunno)

phone book

coasters (both cardboard and 700Mb)

data ribbons

screwdriver

and last but not least....

bills :(

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LOL.. ok this is too funny to pass up.. here goes.

1 - 21" Monitor

1 - 15" Monitor

1- Bookcase PC (used as development server)

2 - Keyboards

2 - mice

6 - speakers

1 - 9x12 Wacom Tablet

1 - N1220U Scanner

1 - Fax Machine

~200 - Burned CDs on Spindles (about half not labeled)

~150 CDs in jewel cases

6 DVDs

11 - Budhas

1 - Ganesh

1 - Quan Yin

2 - 50+ yr old Budhist temple Tiles from China

2 - Spawn Toys

2 - Pictures in frames (wife, kids)

1 - dead zip drive

1 - Rat Fink Toy

1 - Felix the cat Toy

3 - Netsukes (each depicting a different sexual position)

1 - Wooden Ship Model

1 - Beer Stein filled with pens, pencils & stamps

1 - beer Stein filled with Incense

1 - Model Pedal Car

2 - Desk lamps

1- Pencil sharpener

1 - half eaten bag of York Pepermint Patties

2 - Check books

1 - set of keys

1 - pocket knife

3 - decorative knifes

1 - Rio 500

1 - Nokia Cell

1 - paper holder

1 - empty Jack Daniels coffee cup

1 - empty diet coke bottle

1 - empty class

1 - half empty diet coke can

3 - stacks of paper containing scribbles, printouts, bills & junk mail

1 - wallet

1 - box of matches

1 - 256MB stick of PC-133 SDRAM

1 - bottle of Amoxicillin 500MG (for an infected tooth)

2 - AA batteris

1 - DVI to VGA adapter

1 - Endust for electronics spray can

1 - RJ11/RJ45 crimping tool

5 - manuals for HP Laserjet 4SI MX and accessories

1 - glass jar containing $1350.00 cash

and a lot of dust in the empty spaces. :D

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well lemme explain see.. it all happen once upon a time

see i was vistinglookin at some pics and i was drinkin my mountain dew and then had to **** and i was to lazy to get up so i ****ed in can, and then i seen a pic of devon and beat me meat and blew in the napkin.. simple ey

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No Pornography: We cater from ages 13 and up, show some respect for this

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computer

monitor

printer

$1500(something like that) amps Pioneer

2x bose speakers

surfboard sb4100 cable modem

madrake cd

box of disk

box of blank cds

winme boot disk

screw driver

roll of toilet paper

rush hour 2 vcd

2 black markers

paper with ips

job guide book

mums credit card info on a piece of paper under the book :o

cable bill

mobile phone

15 type of phone books from 1998 to 2002

thats about it

:)

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besides 2 compters(one laptop and desktop)

crossbow

carton of cigs (half smoked)

easter candy ( mostly gone)

tech books

fritos bag empty

8- 20 once pepsi bottle emptys

misc cds

2600 magizines

bills not paid

ext keypad

mini skeliton in case

pic micro programers

pic chips

empty cig packs

candy wraps

icybie remote

200+ blank cdrs

officexp luanch bag

cuecat usb

scanner

cedar chest mini

50 pack black cdrs

maxim ic tech

80 gig drive

several video cards

pens pencils

md player

minidiscs

vcd player for psx

torn apart electronics ( gameboy, world of wonders talking mickey)

cables most i have no clue where they go

empty tuper cups, coffee cups

13 inch tv vcr combo

chip packing material

19 inch monitor

speakers+subwoofer

35 mm film strip (sherk+other short movie segments)

esd pad(rolled)

dvd drive

paper

more paper

power supplies

more junk

i need to clean my desk!!!!! help

thanks for drawing my i eyes to all the stuff

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