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What would be the best way to seek revenge on my foring exchanges student and my cousion that go agaist every wish I have to the point of turning the fan on in my room when it is 37 outside and leaving it on high and then they go to bed and leave it on should I turn it on and spr7y them with cold water? I am out of ideas to seek revenge on them for these thing

now I found out my girl just left me so now I have no date for prom my life now 100% sucks I hate it and I have no clue what to do.

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Well ive been watching Melrose place and ive picked up a few good revenge tips from there so ill help ya out lol jj :p

But yes I can help you, well get them all close and chumy and make good, and then when they least expect it, well slice there stomachs and watch the bile corrode them to death.

Metaphorically speaking that is :evil:

Actually seriously good plan, well sabotage there plans for the prom, itll make you feel better, youll have revenge and a laugh yes, muhahah :cool:

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I personally find removing their kidney is the best revenge. However, I have not done it but I do not have a date for the prom, at the end of my G. C. S. E.s this year, because I want to show to be independent. :D

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One rule when it comes to revenge:

Wait.

Wait a few weeks.

Example:

If some ****head keys your car, and you KNOW it was them, wait. If you retaliate immediately, they'll know who to go looking for (the guy who's car they keyed).

Wait and catch them when they think they're safe. They won't know what the hell hit them.

It also gives you time to plan things out and gather intelligence (SS numbers are fun for disabling their utilities and other stuff).

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Originally posted by ToastGodSupreme  

One rule when it comes to revenge:

Wait.

Wait a few weeks.

Example:

If some ****head keys your car, and you KNOW it was them, wait. If you retaliate immediately, they'll know who to go looking for (the guy who's car they keyed).

Wait and catch them when they think they're safe. They won't know what the hell hit them.

It also gives you time to plan things out and gather intelligence (SS numbers are fun for disabling their utilities and other stuff).

this happend to u?

cuz if someone did that to my car I'd f**k them up, no waiting for me.

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Originally posted by KiLLa3D  

this happend to u?  

cuz if someone did that to my car I'd f**k them up, no waiting for me.

no, but other things have happened, revenge is fun, but it's a matter of playing the waiting game... I've ****ed some people over pretty bad in revenge, and during all if I've laughed my ass off :D

it does pay to wait though... less chance of you getting caught doing the revenge thing :)

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if theyre guys....burn their bird nests, crush the birdie eggs, and break the daddy birdie's neck.....

for those of you who are not sick in the head.....just think bout it long and hard ;)

great way for revenge btw....^^^^^ really harsh to do to guys tho :evil::evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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good old revenge.. secret ingredient is time. You don't even have to plan anything... eventually you will get your revenge on them and you will get your surprise. It has yet to fail me, has to be some type of murphy's law. but exchange students go home after a while.

Sometime they will be out in the snowstorm with 2 flat tires and no spare and lock their keys inside their car and have to walk 30 miles to the closest town and you'll pass them.. or drive behind them without lending a hand to help them out. Its nice revenge on a cold day.

but if you wanna just **** them off theres plenty of spots to go to that have great ideas... school is the best spot to seek revenge, if others don't see it, its not as fun.

Examples

You could put ping pong balls in their gas tank.. every 2 minutes it sucks up against the intake and stalls the car.

You could nail their shoes to the floor, its a **** off when your shoes won't lift off the floor when your in a rush.

depending on the severity of what you want to do, you could glue every page of their textbooks together, thats always annoying, keep reseting everything in their room as much as you can (alarm clocks, TVs, computers, stereos etc) rumors arn't nice but can spread quickly, espically if you start like one every monday at 12 or something..

just think of what annoys them the most and derive a plan from there.. just gotta think a bit.

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I would kick there asses. But thats me.

If you really like them as friends and dont want violence, i would bring one of those huge things of water like crystal gyser, full of freezing cold water, and dump the whole thing on them while they sleep on a cold night. That would settle it for me.

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Originally posted by Faction  

I would kick there asses. But thats me.

lol.. thats like a lot of us.. :p

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I wouldn't mind beating the **** out of them how ever I found out my cousin is leaving town tommorow which means I'll have his **** here for a week or more without him here which means I can do anything I want to it ;)

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I would just diss them in front of his friends and all the chicks, including the ones that he wants to get hooked up with... it doesn't matter if you're saying it on his face, it's FUN! Of course, do that only if you don't care about their friendship anymore (or fiendship, mwahaha)... else, just do something soft.

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