VG11489 Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Windows Source Code Some people have hacked into Microsoft and stolen their Windows XP code and here it is. I am sure that they would love any improvements for the next version. #include <windows.h> #include <system_errors.h> #include <stdlib.h> char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; main() { if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \ or just call it Chicargo)\n"); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(1) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); if (rand() < 0.9) crash(complete_system); } return(unrecoverable_system); } VG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameGuy21 Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Lmao (Y)! crash(complete_system);} return(unrecoverable_system); } That's the best :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sn1p3t Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 HAHAHAHAH, oh wait, I remember this! Oh yeah, they made the same joke about Windows 2000 And Windows ME And Windows 98SE And Windows 98 And Windows 95 The funny thing is that my Windows machine booted up in half the time my Mandrake install took. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkinspiration Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 it'S so old it's sad The funny thing is that my Windows machine booted up in half the time my Mandrake install took. you know you don't have to boot every service in mandrake you can disable the one you don't use and augment you booting speed by about 75 % Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NetRyder Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 That's not XP. It's not even Windows. It's "Windoze 3.999" :p printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imtoomuch Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 Too bad Windows is now rock solid and the joke is invalid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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