The egg came first


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If we had anti-time then the chicken would be first :)

But if we are just stuck with reality then obviously it was the egg, but technically the creature before it was also a chicken since it would have a remarkably similar dna.

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Originally posted by ShOcKz1104

Well whatever came first... i'm glad i can get my crispy chicken sandwhich at McDonalds. :p

damn man.

goto kfc (or pfk if your an amphibian) and get a big crunch. so much better!

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Originally posted by twist

damn man.

goto kfc (or pfk if your an amphibian) and get a big crunch. so much better!

lol. yeah and their twister wrap things rock! And i like their spicy hotwings too. lol

BTW - congratualtions on 1000.... i'll be there in two months at the rate I'm going.

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spicey chicken sandwich from wendys is good too...any chicken sandwich/eatery thinger is good....mmmmmmmmmm chicken *drools* :D

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Well obvisiously the chicken had to evolve from a similar bird as a genetic mutation that happend to survive. There wasn't just a plain chicken egg or chicken that happend to be there one day, it all happend over time as a mutation. Therefore, logically your also left with the conclusion that the egg came before the chicken. Although, as a different point of view, if you count the genetic mutation as the first chicken, then your left with the fact that the chicken came before the egg, since the shell "crystalizes" around the egg, AFTER the egg is formed. Any questions? :p :D

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Hrmm could be me but I think we can close this thread

1. Weve established - Comedically

- Scientifically

- Obviously

that the egg came first

2. Weve Established that KFC and MacDonalds are partially good sauces of Chicken which we enjoy

3. Weve Established that JIMF no longer replies to these threads.

Conclusion - Egg came first

Case Closed.

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Originally posted by Osiris

3. Weve Established that JIMF no longer replies to these threads.

I'm sure JimF would reply to this thread if he could. However...

In my best Rod Serling voice

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Banned Zone.

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lol, u guys know you're not suppose to answer this in literal terms..... its a philisophical question.

the egg represents before life or creation of life, then chicken represents life.

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Actually its a little more general than that. Its about cause and effect. If every action has an equal and oppostire reaction, and an action can only be caused by another action - how the hell did it all start moving? This lead our boy Aristotle to throw up his hands and declare that there had to be an unmoved mover [a.k.a. - god]. Of course any good philosophy student then asked Aristotle who created this unmoved mover, which then caused him to pull out all his hair and simply go mad. [or was that syphilis ;) ]

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Bacteria came first, and eventually down the line organisms progressed through evolution. Then one day one creature mated with different creature unlike itself, and wahlah... a chicken was born. And then that chicken started laying eggs. :)

So who made the bacteria? :D

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Morphos... man when space guy sees that avatar he is gonna go nuts!

I don't see why everyone hates it. Its better then some fat old hag, who has a saggy face and droopy cheeks and lips. lol

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lol, nice description of a horrible pic...you looking at one now or what was the whole trigger there? :D :D

eh, plus he's already seen it...I don't want people to think I'm a jerk, I just couldn't resist any longer...

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