What's your worst hangover story?


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well, i convinced this girl who wasn't that great lookin or anything to give me head infront of everyone in the middle of the living room (where the party was mainly) so she got as far as taking off my belt and about to pull down my pants... when i dont remember correctly but i said something a long the lines of get lost ***** or you got played ***** or something like that... then apparently i ran outside and took a **** and broke a bunch of ceramic elephants... i can just imagine the self esteem of that girl going from 10 to zero :) ahhh stupid b!tches!

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Originally posted by theprotege

anormal, thats not a GOOD thing...unless you found smurfette in one of those bars...

lol i was jk....they were the same as always...cept that they were green :)

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"lol dont mind messing up there makeup" ah nice call.

A good way I find to tell if a sheilas any good at BJ or if they even do them is to mention something about Pineapple Juice.

Now some of us here would surely know the rumour associated with drinking pineapple juice and then BJS. I find the sheilas that actually know that rumour are the best. And the ones that mention it the second you mention pineapple are unforgettable. Mind you ive only found one like that but I think im onto something with this theory. ;)

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theprotege i couldnt look at myself the same way if i fooled around with an ugly chick... could u?

anyways, she wasnt really ugly (like i said) she hung out with our group of friends, but i really hated her, thats what b!tchez get :) public humiliation is the best

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I am sixteen years old and I have only been drunk once (thanks James :dead: :dead: [sarcasm]). In addition, I plan not to for the rest of my life.

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Originally posted by Deryck

I am sixteen years old and I have only been drunk once (thanks James :dead: :dead: [sarcasm]). In addition, I plan not to for the rest of my life.

drinkin with 1 guy is the mutha****ing pitz... getting smashed with a group of ppl and doing **** as a group is the most fun thing as a 16 yr old (yeah, i'm 16)

actually.. usually i watch my frenz do **** cuz it takes more for me to get totally smashed..so i'll just be extremely high and watching my frenz make a fool outta themselves.. :evil:

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LOL, I assume you're in the ATC coz u wanna join the RAF.

I dont know a single person in the RAF (or who was in) who isn't a total p*sshead :p

You learn to deal with hangovers, or accept them, one or the other :) I still think drinking a huge bottle of water is the best cure, virtually always works for me. As long as I'm not too p*ssed to remember to do it!

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Ah, don't remind me, it was a Saturday afternoon and I was with three people. We were just sipping wine and other alcoholic beverages when we held a contest, too late did I realise that I went red and I drank cups of water. For the next four hours, tiredness, headaches and laziness went over me. I was then led into another friends house where he had reccomended a possible reliefe berverage that had worked for him as well. I had counted and handed over nearly ?2 to him to purchase it. After a good sleep he attempted to wake me by shouting at me but this had no effect, then he asked me to wake up in a normal tone as he was afraid, I woke up and he gave me the beverage, I opened it and drank it. The next was of laughter and supprise. I went home as I had not consumed any alcoholic beverages. There, my only time I was drunk and I hated it, I could have done some work then being drunk.

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