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(Review) Zombie Killer Power Tools

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zedaxax    1

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Zombie Killer Power Tools

A REVIEW

Okay - if you have reached the apocalypse, and you need to Survive.

Don't just go for the cheapo pwer tools to rip up some Zombies

DONT grab the glossy looking ones ...EVER - they WILL not LAST, past 3 zombies...maybe...if your lucky.

it is simply not worth it

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FESTO

Festo seems to be the hottest zombie tool as of yet (but could be a fashion - comes with a very cool casing. (not cheap-ever) - Will perform a clean head cut whichever tools you use.

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MAKITA

in the old millenium, makita was king, but seems to have lost popularity among the die hard zombie leg cutters, still i personally disagree with this "fad" makita stilll drills skulls, twists like no other

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DeWalt

DeWalt recently AntiZombieTools recently entered ther market and seriously took over (however i d not place them on number one) - alll there tools are yellow and easily noticed in a panic situation which helps. Blood and yellow tools is good for the Karma.

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HILTI

Old time favorite, has prooven over many years of the apoclypse as stable and reliable. Very popular in eastern european zombie infested areas. A must.

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BOSCH

Even in the most drastik of situations, evenif your zombie wife is giving birth to a zombie zkid, do not rip this from the supermarket...unless it is the proffesional version, (the expensive ones) - yes the work.

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BLACK&DEKKER

Likewise, a Zombie wants to eat your testicles, you have a choice - a Dwalt or a Black&Dekeer, go for the Dewalt or maybe even the hammer unless you find the proffesional version. Do not compromise with your life.

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Remember "heroes" use eye, face protection at all times.

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Enjoy but be Safe

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insanekiwi    0

1) you're a wakko :rofl:

2) this should be either in jokes and funny stuff or collection of essentianl and useful guides

3) i prefer my airpressured hilti nailgun.

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zedaxax    1

wow - you have a HILTI!!

i remeber i visited poland and it was all the hype among the pro's

so is HILTI all it says it is?

Do any of you who know these tools agree with this review?

(just tried to get this topic into "2005" review mode.

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insanekiwi    0

i know all the tools, even used some of them when i was a construction worker for a few months.

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zedaxax    1

So what do think is the best

Dewalt

Makita

Festo

Hilti

?

?

Your opinion as a prof would be appreciated.

I use these type of tools on weekly basis bt have never tried all of them.

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Fred Derf    217

Okay, let's not get too silly here.

Is this supposed to be funny?

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