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[Joke] I Wish That All The Ladies......

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Freakz    2

So heres the deal, at my university on our thursday nights we have a massive night out where buses from the uni take us out to all the pubs and night clubs when were smashed. Think of it as a mini pub crawl i guess..

On every bus theres always some sort of chant going, so i thought it would be cool to post your favourite and your funniest, feel free to make some up too...

heres a few to start us off:

I wish that all the ladies, (all repeat)

Were waves in the ocean, (all repeat)

and i was a surfer, (all repeat)

I'd ride 'em with my motion! (all repeat)

I wish that all the ladies,

Were bells in the tower,

and i was a bell boy,

I'd dong 'em every hour!

I wish that all the ladies,

We're buns on the shelf,

and I was a baker,

I'd cream em all my self!

I wish that all the laides,

We're holes in the road,

and I was a dump truck,

I'd fill em with my load!

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dannyscott5    0

roflmao, there really funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I wish that all the ladies,

Were bells in the tower,

and i was a bell boy,

I'd dong 'em every hour!

I wish that all the ladies,

We're buns on the shelf,

and I was a baker,

I'd cream em all my self!

them 2 are the best in my opinion :yes:

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Qasim    0

Nice ones, i like them the best aswell^^

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Freakz    2

thanks guys, got any more??

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Freakz    2

I wish that all the ladies,

were bricks in a pile,

and i was a mason,

I'd lay em with my style!

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Koolslacker    0

I like them :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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z1ppeh    0

my sick mind

I wish that all the ladies,

Were criminals with class

cos if i was a copper

id f*** em up the Ass

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Timmah    1

I wish that all the ladies,

Were growing in my garden.

Cos when they all got old enough

I'd plant 'em on my hard 'un.

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thetman    0

i dont remember all of it but

*beer in hand*

here's to sister ______, sister ______ (repeat)

she drinks and she ****s and (repeat) (repeat all)

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dannyscott5    0
i dont remember all of it but

*beer in hand*

here's to sister ______, sister ______ (repeat)

she drinks and she ****s and (repeat) (repeat all)

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roflmao, these are realy funny :yes: :rofl:

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Valerus    1

These are nice. (Y)

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+Elliot B.    1,500

lol keep 'em coming...

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alucarD_The_Stampede    0
I wish that all the laides,

We're holes in the road,

and I was a dump truck,

I'd fill em with my load!

LOL i about drown on my cool-aid when i read this one...

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mrogers    0

LOL these are great! Unfortunately I'm not a poet so I can't contribute.

LOL i about drown on my cool-aid when i read this one...

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You're drinking Cool-Aid? Are you old enough for this thread? :D

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alucarD_The_Stampede    0

umm yea, i just dont like drinking cokes cause they turn people into fatasses, and i dont really like regular water, so i drink cool-aid...

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ZiGGA    0

LMAO they are funny

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my lame attempt

I wish that all ladies

where like me

cos i wouldnt have to w*nk

and get down on my knee

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Freakz    2

nice guys, we also do this one:

my nameis jack (repeat)

and im a necrophiliac (repeat)

I get the sh*ts (repeat)

when the ###### fall to bits (repeat)

my name is jack

and im a necrophiliac

I get all hard

when they're in the graveyard

my name is jack

and im a necrophiliac

i get all down

when theyre six feet underground

:D these are a bit :s but still fun

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chmsant    0

rofl good stuff, too tired to come up with my own tho... :p

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xpablo    133

Excellent !

These are pretty good.

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akaladis    1

Good ones (Y)

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pto    7

The dumptruck one made my gf laugh.

They all made me laugh.

Cept the lame attempts of everyone else.

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insanekiwi    0

you geeks need to get out more and date real women. that's for sure. :rofl:

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Freakz    2

i wish that all the ladies,

were statues of venus,

and i was a sculptor,

id break em with my penis

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Joseph Zollo    6
i wish that all the ladies,

were statues of venus,

and i was a sculptor,

id break em with my penis

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i wish that all the ladies,

were sheep in the grass

and i was a kiwi

i'd f*ck 'em in the a**

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Well now, I do believe that explains your username.

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HilariousNinja    6

Man some of those weer funny but THAT explains your warning level i assume

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