Fred Derf Veteran Posted May 12, 2005 Veteran Share Posted May 12, 2005 May 12, 2005. 11:21 AM Offer to return severed finger comes too late WILMINGTON, N.C. (AP) ? The man who found a severed fingertip in a tub of frozen custard has made a belated offer to return the digit, but doctors say it's too late to reattach it. Clarence Stowers found the piece of index finger in the dessert he purchased from Kohl's Frozen Custard earlier this month in the coastal town of Wilmington. Stowers had refused to give it to the shop's owner or a doctor who was treating 23-year-old Brandon Fizer, the worker who accidentally stuck his hand in a mixing machine and had his finger lopped off at the first knuckle. Stowers put the finger in his freezer, taking it out occasionally to show to television cameras. Several days after the May 1 incident, Stowers changed his mind and "offered to give the finger back if it can be reattached," said his lawyer, Lee Andrews. But medical experts say a finger must generally be reattached within hours. Stowers has not heard back from Fizer, Andrews said Wednesday. http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentSe...id=968332188492 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makeshift Hammer Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Your post title says it all. What a asset to the human race Mr. Stowers is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLdFuSi0n Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 i would sue his ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strekship Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 I don't think they can sue him, but he could probably sue them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lav-chan Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 What a ass585910994[/snapback] AGREED Well, i guess, on the positive side, this means that poor fellow can get a porcelain finger like Margot in The Royal Tenenbaums has. That's what i'd do if i got my finger cut off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinetix63 Veteran Posted May 13, 2005 Veteran Share Posted May 13, 2005 Surely the poor guy who had his fingertip cut off can sue the hell out of his a$$!! Not entirely sure what he'd sue for.. but seems you can sue for pretty much anything in America these days anyway... and if that isn't a worthy case then I'll be damned to know what is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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