devyant Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Yeah, totally man. The wife prolly kept asking for it, just go get a *ahem* or something. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kompressor Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 um medically speaking you cant really "stich" back a penis due to the nature of the tissue located in that area and within that structure :huh: :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burning_jonny Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Well if he was German AND did all that already, why stop there? He should have cooked and eaten his penis as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3nuo Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Did anyone else grab and protect their lower regions while reading this thread or was it just me? 586071304[/snapback] lol i did.. especially when i got to the reply regarding scissors and a steak knife :cry: I cant imagine anyone being so angry when their wife wants some.. usually we are the ones with the obsessions :s dude definitely needs some help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozgeek Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 It does not matter how old anyone is, except that you have reached puberty. Anyone who are about to undertake or have undertaken puberty can have sex, even old people. It's not stupid. It's completely normal. That's why our sex organs contiune to work even to our death. It's just that most old people don't want any more children. I can not believe the part where they stitch his penis back on because of the complexity of a penis. A penis is more than just a skin tube with an extended ulteria. It has other things in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr0z Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Mental idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxicfume Veteran Posted June 16, 2005 Veteran Share Posted June 16, 2005 Typical German... :p 586070276[/snapback] hehe crazy people 586071327[/snapback] Care to read the article? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 he better have been drunk.. and i mean seriouly wasted drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revvo Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Wow........ they can stitch back a penis :wacko: That **** must be painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futurix Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 hehe crazy people 586071327[/snapback] Did you tried to read the article first? He is not German, he's from Ghana (that's in Africa). Probably one of asylum seekers or illegal immigrants (or other kind of social system abuser). It is became quite common for such persons to marry old ugly Germans: sex in exchange to German citizenship... :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L3thal Veteran Posted June 16, 2005 Veteran Share Posted June 16, 2005 That is quite sickening. He must've been gay :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qdave Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Wow........ they can stitch back a penis :wacko:That **** must be painful. 586072363[/snapback] better to endure the pain then live witthout the thing :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt T Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 That is some twisted **** :blink: How the hell could anyone bring themselves to cut off their own penis?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rishid Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Even if you were seriously wasted, there has to be some self consiousness (sp?) left to not inflict pain upon yourself, unless you are clearly mentally ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeM741 Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 What a ****in weirdo....how could anybody chop of their penis...you seriously have to be ****** up to do that :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighter-X Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Wow! That is seriously the most scariest thing I have ever heard. Man: "Omg! No sex! Or else!!!" Woman: "Or else what? Let's do it!" Man: *chop**slowly chopping* :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiagosilva29 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 What a ######-wolve she was.... I need a girl like that, a little younger than 50 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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