Softice Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 This is the ultimate item generator, made by one working for Blizzard!http://www.rustedgate.com/d3genv1-2/gen2.php Your item is: Malnourished Beard of the Anarchists :D 8 - 9 Damage -10 strength -4 dexterity -9 life 2% to have government hunt you down This was the item I got... Hope you have better skil/luck than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad.C Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Umm Diablo 3 ?!? Shouldn't this be in the Jokes & Funny Stuff section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 (edited) Your item is: Pimpin Bigpole's Golf Club 4 - 8 Damage Player gets all the ladies +5 to... no wait.. +15 to beer drinking skills! 2% to have government hunt you down 10% chance of cutting self..accidentally Your item is: Smelly Ladle of New Jersey 8 - 16 Damage Poison attack +10 to all skills Name prefix now changed to God +90 to max poison resist +90% to poison resists Your item is: Splatter Flasher Lance 75 - 80 Damage +2 to all red skills DUPED ITEM +90 to max poison resist +90% to poison resists EDIT: best yet: Your item is: Blistered Maimer Shot Glass 0 Damage +2 to all diner skills +1 to all moderating skills +30% to ego Ignore target's complaints +4 to damage Edited September 21, 2005 by Cody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klethron Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Your item is: Genetically Altered Beanie -120 - 4 Damage Summons someone JUST LIKE YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Softice Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 Shouldn't this be in the Jokes & Funny Stuff section. 586558786[/snapback] Probebly,but i didn't see that section... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttus Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I got : Your item is: Beef 87 - 120 Damage but i did it again and got this : Mexican Spatula of Injury 50 - 100 Damage 10% chance of a Taco Bell run at 4am Summons Jose Cuervo Hit causes monsters to fetch player a margurita Hit causes you to jam your thumb I like the 2nd one a lot more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
905punk Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Gimp Mask of Madness 86 - 123 Damage +900% to hours of game play 50% chance realms will be down Ghastly Penis of Plumage 4 - 8 Damage Hit causes monsters to scream Winged Nightmares find player attractive Asian 25 - 71 Damage Roach Clip of Leaping Laughter 25 - 71 Damage Enables flying unable to attack Really happy Thankful Prehensile Tail 89 - 96 Damage Hit causes monster to say, "Thank you sir. May I have another?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylejn Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Your item is: Oblong Belt Buckle of Anonymous Confession 2 - 34 Damage Item is now three times as long than it is wide Hit causes monsters to start to confess all of their most inner secrets LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chosen One Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Unmasked Nipple Clamp of Tentacles 89 - 96 Damage +3 to stamina Shows monsters your ex-girlfriends private area in a massively disturbing vision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deridex01 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Hmm ok this is what i've got :- Sparkling Camel of Sexual Frustration 0 - 4 Damage +30% chance of finding gem +3 to strength -50% to stamina prone to hit on Charsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexicon Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 For those all-knowing mathmagicians out there! Your item is: Abacus 0 Damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookie Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Your item is: Fart 1 - 2 Damage :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanser Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Mouth Watering Soy Sauce of Jimmy Stewart 89 - 96 Damage Hit causes monsters to drool You can now attack Deckard Cain and kick his ass or Testicle 1 - 3 Damage or Filthy Porno Skirt 1 - 2 Damage +5 to Meph running skills 98% chance will let Lazurus and Dark-Melon borrow item Turns monsters into Kamakazies +1 to ejactulation :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zxian Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 This is great... ---- Dirty Underwear of Catastrophe 110 - 230 Damage Mouse explodes ---- Pepper Shaker 25 - 71 Damage ---- Sharp Hoe of Jimmy Stewart -120 - 4 Damage 10% chance of cutting self..accidentally You can now attack Deckard Cain and kick his ass ---- Buttplug 90 - 120 Damage ---- Cigarette of Mating 0 Damage All players, monsters, and characters try to mount player ---- Wow.... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VxWolfxV Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Phat Cork Screw of Giggles 75 - 80 Damage Grants 1337 53rv3r 4cc355 Hit causes monster to giggle --------------------------- Nose Smacker Ring -120 - 4 Damage +5 to Meph running skills 98% chance will let Lazurus and Dark-Melon borrow item Allows player to kill Deckard Cain Just don't use this item. Trust us. ----------------------- Blue Bludgener Cigaratte Butt 0 - 900 Damage Item belongs to Dan +200% chance to find uniques while gambling Takes months to reach level 99 Enables flying unable to attack Really happy ------------------------- Broken Belt Buckle of Diablo2 45 - 89 Damage CANNOT BE USED UNTIL REPARIED Does anyone even play this game anymore? ------------------------- Horadric Butter Churn of Godliness -1 - 4 Damage Allows player to kill Deckard Cain All monsters run from you +9000% damage to demons +9000% damage to undead Baal dies as soon as you join the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical112 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Anvil 16 - 32 Damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomx313 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 someone must have played Diablo for too long... anyways: Your item is: Tormented Asian of Ameobic Dysentary 24 - 14 Damage Player must see psychologist Just don't use this item. Trust us. ------------------------------------- Your item is: Tire Iron of Love -68 - 0 Damage Hit causes monster to write a poem for player and drop gold and walk away 30% chance monster will call ...only 30%????? Your item is: Tire Iron of Greater Love -68 - 0 Damage Hit causes monster to write a poem for player and drop gold and walk away 75% chance monster will call much better! :yes: ------------------------------ Your item is: Dildo 0 Damage ------------------------------ Your item is: Guilty Anus of the Whale 89 - 96 Damage 30% chance monsters will apologize for hurting player +30% to weight ------------------------------ last one: Your item is: Girl Scout of the Pimp 87 - 230 Damage +3 to Pimping skills Summons ho's +900% to find gold ...installing Diablo AGAIN! :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevcart3 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Your item is:Hacked Cigarette 2 - 34 Damage 12 sockets CD Key becomes invalid :laugh: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wired57 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Necromancer's Finger 0 - 900 Damage +3 to summoning skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red8Rain Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Loose Cigaratte Butt of the Primate 110 - 230 Damage 30% chance player can bed monster -1 to evolution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob2090 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 (edited) Your item is: Sash of the Oyster 0 Damage -2 to arms -100% to run/walk Player must make a new character ----- Your item is: Oblong Goat of Creamed Corn 86 - 123 Damage Item is now three times as long than it is wide Creamed Corn (5/5 charges) ----- Your item is: Grotesque ###### Ring of Piercing 90 - 120 Damage Hit causes monsters to vomit +2 to labret and nipple jewelry :rofl: Edited September 22, 2005 by spIn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vjsz Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Duct Tape of Hell 1 - 3 Damage You're evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazerBack Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Sugary Ladle of Arousal 45 - 89 Damage +8 glucose Hit causes monsters to be aroused Now this is just scarrrrriiieeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eli Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Your item is: Boobies 45 - 89 Damage :D EDIT: Your item is: Elegant Hammer of Yummy Goodness 1 - 3 Damage -5 maximum damage Item coated with sugar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mntbikeracer1 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Your item is: Overly Used Vagina 54 - 60 Damage -20 maximum damage -10 durability Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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