Diablo 3 item generator (try it)


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Softice

This is the ultimate item generator, made by one working for Blizzard!http://www.rustedgate.com/d3genv1-2/gen2.php

Your item is:

Malnourished Beard of the Anarchists :D

8 - 9 Damage

-10 strength

-4 dexterity

-9 life

2% to have government hunt you down

This was the item I got... Hope you have better skil/luck than me.

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Chad.C

Umm Diablo 3 ?!?

Shouldn't this be in the Jokes & Funny Stuff section.

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Cody

Your item is:

Pimpin Bigpole's Golf Club

4 - 8 Damage

Player gets all the ladies

+5 to... no wait.. +15 to beer drinking skills!

2% to have government hunt you down

10% chance of cutting self..accidentally

Your item is:

Smelly Ladle of New Jersey

8 - 16 Damage

Poison attack

+10 to all skills

Name prefix now changed to God

+90 to max poison resist

+90% to poison resists

Your item is:

Splatter Flasher

Lance

75 - 80 Damage

+2 to all red skills

DUPED ITEM

+90 to max poison resist

+90% to poison resists

EDIT:

best yet:

Your item is:

Blistered Maimer

Shot Glass

0 Damage

+2 to all diner skills

+1 to all moderating skills

+30% to ego

Ignore target's complaints

+4 to damage

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Klethron

Your item is:

Genetically Altered Beanie

-120 - 4 Damage

Summons someone JUST LIKE YOU!

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Softice

Shouldn't this be in the Jokes & Funny Stuff section.

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Probebly,but i didn't see that section...

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Buttus

I got :

Your item is:

Beef

87 - 120 Damage

but i did it again and got this :

Mexican Spatula of Injury

50 - 100 Damage

10% chance of a Taco Bell run at 4am

Summons Jose Cuervo

Hit causes monsters to fetch player a margurita

Hit causes you to jam your thumb

I like the 2nd one a lot more....

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905punk

Gimp Mask of Madness

86 - 123 Damage

+900% to hours of game play

50% chance realms will be down

Ghastly Penis of Plumage

4 - 8 Damage

Hit causes monsters to scream

Winged Nightmares find player attractive

Asian

25 - 71 Damage

Roach Clip of Leaping Laughter

25 - 71 Damage

Enables flying

unable to attack

Really happy

Thankful Prehensile Tail

89 - 96 Damage

Hit causes monster to say, "Thank you sir. May I have another?"

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kylejn

Your item is:

Oblong Belt Buckle of Anonymous Confession

2 - 34 Damage

Item is now three times as long than it is wide

Hit causes monsters to start to confess all of their most inner secrets

LOL!

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Chosen One

Unmasked Nipple Clamp of Tentacles

89 - 96 Damage

+3 to stamina

Shows monsters your ex-girlfriends private area in a massively disturbing vision

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deridex01

Hmm ok this is what i've got :-

Sparkling Camel of Sexual Frustration

0 - 4 Damage

+30% chance of finding gem

+3 to strength

-50% to stamina

prone to hit on Charsi

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Hexicon

For those all-knowing mathmagicians out there!

Your item is:

Abacus

0 Damage

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Spookie

Your item is:

Fart

1 - 2 Damage

:|

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Chanser

Mouth Watering Soy Sauce of Jimmy Stewart

89 - 96 Damage

Hit causes monsters to drool

You can now attack Deckard Cain and kick his ass

or

Testicle

1 - 3 Damage

or

Filthy Porno

Skirt

1 - 2 Damage

+5 to Meph running skills

98% chance will let Lazurus and Dark-Melon borrow item

Turns monsters into Kamakazies

+1 to ejactulation

:rofl:

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Zxian

This is great...

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Dirty Underwear of Catastrophe

110 - 230 Damage

Mouse explodes

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Pepper Shaker

25 - 71 Damage

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Sharp Hoe of Jimmy Stewart

-120 - 4 Damage

10% chance of cutting self..accidentally

You can now attack Deckard Cain and kick his ass

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Buttplug

90 - 120 Damage

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Cigarette of Mating

0 Damage

All players, monsters, and characters try to mount player

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Wow.... :laugh:

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VxWolfxV

Phat Cork Screw of Giggles

75 - 80 Damage

Grants 1337 53rv3r 4cc355

Hit causes monster to giggle

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Nose Smacker

Ring

-120 - 4 Damage

+5 to Meph running skills

98% chance will let Lazurus and Dark-Melon borrow item

Allows player to kill Deckard Cain

Just don't use this item. Trust us.

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Blue Bludgener

Cigaratte Butt

0 - 900 Damage

Item belongs to Dan

+200% chance to find uniques while gambling

Takes months to reach level 99

Enables flying

unable to attack

Really happy

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Broken Belt Buckle of Diablo2

45 - 89 Damage

CANNOT BE USED UNTIL REPARIED

Does anyone even play this game anymore?

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Horadric Butter Churn of Godliness

-1 - 4 Damage

Allows player to kill Deckard Cain

All monsters run from you

+9000% damage to demons

+9000% damage to undead

Baal dies as soon as you join the game

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tomx313

someone must have played Diablo for too long...

anyways:

Your item is:

Tormented Asian of Ameobic Dysentary

24 - 14 Damage

Player must see psychologist

Just don't use this item. Trust us.

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Your item is:

Tire Iron of Love

-68 - 0 Damage

Hit causes monster to write a poem for player and drop gold and walk away

30% chance monster will call

...only 30%?????

Your item is:

Tire Iron of Greater Love

-68 - 0 Damage

Hit causes monster to write a poem for player and drop gold and walk away

75% chance monster will call

much better! :yes:

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Your item is:

Dildo

0 Damage

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Your item is:

Guilty Anus of the Whale

89 - 96 Damage

30% chance monsters will apologize for hurting player

+30% to weight

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last one:

Your item is:

Girl Scout of the Pimp

87 - 230 Damage

+3 to Pimping skills

Summons ho's

+900% to find gold

...installing Diablo AGAIN! :shifty:

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kevcart3
Your item is:

Hacked Cigarette

2 - 34 Damage

12 sockets

CD Key becomes invalid

:laugh: :rofl:

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wired57

Necromancer's Finger

0 - 900 Damage

+3 to summoning skills

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red8Rain

Loose Cigaratte Butt of the Primate

110 - 230 Damage

30% chance player can bed monster

-1 to evolution

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rob2090

Your item is:

Sash of the Oyster

0 Damage

-2 to arms

-100% to run/walk

Player must make a new character

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Your item is:

Oblong Goat of Creamed Corn

86 - 123 Damage

Item is now three times as long than it is wide

Creamed Corn (5/5 charges)

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Your item is:

Grotesque ###### Ring of Piercing

90 - 120 Damage

Hit causes monsters to vomit

+2 to labret and nipple jewelry

:rofl:

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RazerBack

Sugary Ladle of Arousal

45 - 89 Damage

+8 glucose

Hit causes monsters to be aroused

Now this is just scarrrrriiieeee

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Eli

Your item is:

Boobies

45 - 89 Damage

:D

EDIT:

Your item is:

Elegant Hammer of Yummy Goodness

1 - 3 Damage

-5 maximum damage

Item coated with sugar

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mntbikeracer1

Your item is:

Overly Used Vagina

54 - 60 Damage

-20 maximum damage

-10 durability

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