rbet Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Your item is: Pimple 1-2 Damage :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShawnDude Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Your item is: Snot of the Zodiac 1 - 3 Damage Predicts the future Your item is: Stick 1 - 2 Damage Your item is: Mango 86 - 123 Damage Your item is: Hacked Cigarette 0 - 4 Damage 12 sockets CD Key becomes invalid Your item is: Shoe Lace of the Cheese Wedge 8 - 9 Damage Causes constipation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worm of Doom Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Powdered Rake of Lubrication 0 Damage Causes player to sneeze -30% to skin irritation 10% slippery Throbbing Rubber Duck of the Oyster 54 - 60 Damage Hit numbs players hand -2 to arms -100% to run/walk Player must make a new character :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smigit Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Ball Breaking Chainsaw of Defecation 75 - 80 Damage Monsters scrotum size reduced by 20% +1 to poison skills 30% resistance to Gogaltha Deamons heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeruleanCowboy Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Cowardly Butter Churn 1 - 3 Damage Hit causes player to flee Gothic Dildo 12 - 13 Damage Player gets pierced Player dyes hair black Fork of the Toilet 54 - 60 Damage No Bowel Control Sunken Ear of Your Mom 4 - 8 Damage Item is lodged Item cannot be socketed o_0 this is quite entertaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalN. Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Vile Knife -68 - 0 Damage Walking in room causes monsters to flee Moldy Picker Beard -1 - 0 Damage Player gets all the ladies +5 to... no wait.. +15 to beer drinking skills! Hit causes monsters to vomit Entertain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell-In-A-Handbasket Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 why was the First item i generated " Condom " ? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streetw0lf Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Your item is: Sharp Comb of the Rectum -120 - 4 Damage 10% chance of cutting self..accidentally Item can be weilded via anus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacal Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 woah :blink: #1 Ball Breaking Cigaratte Butt of Medication 42 - 42 Damage Monsters scrotum size reduced by 20% Hit causes monsters to heal #2 Dusty Robes of Treason 45 - 89 Damage Causes player to sneeze -30 to all skills Post made on forums describing your masturbation habits Newsletter sent to friends with photo of you hugging a teddy bear #3 Phat Clamp of the Lobster 1 - 3 Damage Grants 1337 53rv3r 4cc355 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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