New Motorcycle


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Rahul

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally

finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal,

so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the

spot where the seal should be.

Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner

to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her

house, where she is outside waiting for him.

"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a

word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while

ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but

the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she

described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in

the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve

decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend,

throws her on the table and has sex with her in front

of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is

obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits

back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later

he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a

repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her

dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.

But still there is complete silence at the table. All

of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it

starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He

jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.

Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs

away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH

ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FU***NG DISHES"

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morebaker

Her mom is a little happier ....perfect..LOL.

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CitizenSmif

Repost, but still.... LMFAO !

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gogosama

good one :p

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BigGiantHead

Alright, I won't tell you.

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mrchetsteadman
Alright, I won't tell you.

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Haha! I won't either... :whistle:

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killmaster84

Thats wicked.

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