A man walks into a bar... [EXPLICIT]


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kylejn

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes over and asks,

"What'll it be?"

"10 shots of tequila," the man replies.

"Damn, man! What's the occasion?" asks the bartender.

"First blow-job," the man says.

"Oh, really?" replies the bartender. "Congratulations! Here, lemme give you one more shot, on the house."

"Nah, don't bother," answers the man. "If 10 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

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Gabureiru

:devil: :x :x

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hotwire

wat the heck :blink: :blink:

that's ... gross :cry: :cry:

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Andrew Lyle

your sick LOL

didn't see that coming :D

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meamog

Ha - told my roommate, he can't quit saying "awww... :x "

That's how I know it's funny. :D

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killmaster84

...I don't know if I sould ewwww or its old, but still funny.

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Pox

heard it before... still fuinny tho :p

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NikkiRox

LOL! thats great!

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SoLiDsmoke

hahahahahhaa, one of the few things ive read on neowin that actually made me laugh out loud :laugh:

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Koolslacker

I actually saw it coming, but still pretty funny.

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riahc3

Finally some quality jokes around here!!

Great one :D

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spenser.d

heheh, heard that one, still funny, here's another rather explicit one

A guy walk into a bar and sees a big barrel of cash, and asks the bartender, "how can i get all that money?"

The bartender says, "Well, first you have to get rid of that biker gang over there, then you have to go out back and pull a tooth from the pit bull back there, then you have to have sex with the fat lady sitting over there."

So the guy leaves, comes back more drunk than before, with a brick in his hand. He goes over to the gang leader and knocks him out with a brick. They all leave. Then he goes out back and the bartender hears all this growling and whining coming from out back.

The drunk comes back in all torn up and bloody and doesnt see the fat lady there, so he asks the bartender, "So where's the fat lady I have to pull a tooth from?"

-Spenser

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+Seetheworldsecond

Lol poor Dude.

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robertobaggio2k

damn thats nasty lol but great joke haha

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