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how long does it take marijuana to leave a chubby persons system  

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  1. 1. how long does it take marijuana to leave a chubby persons system

    • one day
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    • one week
      6
    • 1to 2 months
      19
    • 3 to 4 months
      10
    • 5-6 months
      1
    • 6 months to one year
      2
    • one year
      3
    • im screwed because i got a drug test in 3 days
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sorry for double pool i feel like a noow but need to change my answer options from a suggestion , thanks whoevr you were i had like 10 bowls from a bong wasnt chronic but wasnt dirt either it was kinda in between

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a 2nd poll about the identic question in the wrong subforum? c'mon.

edit: and yes yo ucan trace or for several years by checking your hair for drug results and such :ninja:

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well, as an experienced pot smoker, the truth is it stays in your body for an absolute max of 3weeks, but for most people 2weeks. If you really need it out of your system you can do it in about 3 days, all you need to do is drink tons of cranberry juice, water, and run/excerise alot. THC is stored in fat cells; the more you sweat, the less THC is "in" you. And by the sounds of it, you were smokin mids, (the 3weeks reffers to highs), you shouldn't have too much of a problem gettin it out of your system.

Good luck with the test :cool:'

P.S.

If you're really desperate, do a google search for whizzinator....I'll let you figure out what it's for ;)

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go out, buy yourself some urals (or a powder you mix with water for urinary tract infections) and take 2 every two ours for a couple of days before the test. They'll clean your system out.

Hell, I just did it, and passed, so they work.

It can take anywhere between 4 - 6 weeks to fully exit your system.

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Yeah it is... and there are ways around it. So instead of acting all goody good like that, just shutup. Clearly your comment doesn't help him one bit, and is made to bait anyone who smokes it.

I smoke it... so? Do you hate me? I hope so, cause with an attitude like that, I don't care.

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sorry for double pool i feel like a noow but need to change my answer options from a suggestion , thanks whoevr you were  i had like 10 bowls from a bong  wasnt chronic but wasnt dirt either it was kinda in between

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From the standard of your English, I think you need to stop smoking before your brain rots and falls out of your ear.

I believe it can take two to three months...but I guess the techniques above, whilst being unhealthy, will dilute and flush it out perhaps? But I'm no doctor.

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thats what you get for smokin bud

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He didn't ask for an anti-drugs lecture.

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From when I was in an institution that had regular tests (don't ask!), you can be clear in a week if you only had a one-off smoke (i.e. a spliff), I was tested several times a week after a smoke (but didn't do it regular), as I knew when the tests were coming I came out clean. If you're a regular smoker (i.e. every day or other) then 3-4 weeks - never more than that in my experience.

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From the standard of your English, I think you need to stop smoking before your brain rots and falls out of your ear.

I believe it can take two to three months...but I guess the techniques above, whilst being unhealthy, will dilute and flush it out perhaps? But I'm no doctor.

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He didn't ask for an anti-drugs lecture.

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Yeah, that's true.

And that's most likely his standard english when he's not under the influence. :o

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Funny how myths perpetuate themselves. In about three weeks you can get it out if you smoke occaisonally. If you smoke regularly the THC metabolites build up in your system taking longer to be removed, so up to a 1.5-2 months at most. Hair tests, well they are as good as the amount of hair you have and how long it is. Shave that puppy off.

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Never tried it and never will, so I can't tell you how long it will stay in your system..

However, since I have been surrounded by a crowd of pot heads at University of Michigan - Ann Arbor, I will say that you should stop at least for 3 to 4 weeks just to be safe prior to drug test.

I have a long time friend who is a nuclear engineer, and when he got the drug test for an internship at some national laboratory, he was all worried and so on, but he passed.

I think it really depends on what kind of test they give it to you. Nonetheless, the fear factor seems to be greater than the reality.

Although I am surrounded by tons of people who smoke weed, I am not one of them. It is a life chioce, so good luck if you are getting a drug test.

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glad to see we dont have too many trolls on this thread... usually when a drug thread comes up people are all like "pot is so bad for you!!1! why dont you just drink!??! drinking is so much better for you11!" :p

anyways, the 7 yr thing is a myth. THC is stored in fat... so drinking a lot of water wont do it either, but of course it's still good for you (Y). refrain from smoking more, excerise a lot and you'll be fine.

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My mom used to do drug testing. She's a nurse.

According to her:

Heavy use ~1+month (depending on body fat).

Moderate use .5months - 1 month (again depending on body fat)

Light use (she discribed as 1 joint a week or less) 7days - 2 weeks (again depending on body fat)

This was referenced from one of her medical books. Body fat has alot to with it. As does intake of fluids and the like but she says those are rough est.

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1 month

there are way of drug testing with which u can test for THC even after 2 month if i remember right.

the best testing method is your hair... the THC will be there till you cut your whole hair you had in the moment u used marihuana (also note the hair beneth ur skin)

-fm

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did you mom ever drug test you? lol :p

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She had no need. I openly smoke infront of my mom. She used to smoke herself being a Hippy =P. Long as I kept my grades up and did what I was supposed to do it wasnt an issue.

I graduated Highschool at 16 years old. So no need for her to realy worry :D

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Depends on a lot of things. Bodyweight, bodyfat percentage (since THC is stored in fat cells), how much you exersize, how much water you drink, and how often you smoke.

I've seen regular smokers (a few bowls a day) pass a test in 5 days, but they drank litterally 2-3 gallons of water a day and exersized like mad. Those detox drinks are supposed to work pretty well, too. Google "pass drug test" and you'll get more results than you can possibly sort through...

Peace,

Pete Zaria.

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i have read it stays in your system for about 7 years.

You're thinking of swallowed chewing gum - seven years in your stomach for regular chewing gum, eighteen years for bubble gum.

As for me, I don't smoke all that frequently, but I enjoy it when I do, and I can't forsee any circumstances in which I'd even consider being willing to undergo any drug testing. :D

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