Scientist can grow you a replacement penis


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"Tissue engineers have grown penile tissue complete with functioning nerves. They estimate that in 10 years time a fully-functional tissue engineered penis can be grown in a lab and then attached to a human...

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Great. Maybe now we can shift our funding from trying to find a cure for bird flu to researching the prospects of trying to build a machine that gives women instant orgasims..whenever, wherever they want.

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Great...that was fast. I hope they can grow other body parts....more life threatening replacements.

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boooooo! If you werent born with it, you dont need it. If you lost it, then you dont deserve to get it back so you can spread your stupidity in the gene-pool.

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How many guys with a 4 inch penis will get a replacement 8 inch ... :laugh:

LOL! I bet...

I can see this being popular in china :p

*awful joke sorry...*

Seriously though, sex change operations could become a little too good. That's kinda creepy.

LMAO!!!!!! That was SOOOOOOO wrong!!!!

But on another note, you should see nip/tuck... Wow.

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man i don't know....but i would not mind an extention...who says it has to take 10 years?

when they can just do like a few circles under the skin or soemthing and just stack them?

:ninja:

EDIT: you know what i just noticed, that article says 2003, which means they actually miscalculated the time for 10 years, I bet its down to like 5 now due to advancements in medicne

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Great. Maybe now we can shift our funding from trying to find a cure for bird flu to researching the prospects of trying to build a machine that gives women instant orgasims..whenever, wherever they want.

haha niice

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Seriously though, sex change operations could become a little too good. That's kinda creepy.

They already are a little too good. There was a documentary on TV about a doctor in the States who does sex change operations. One of his clients is married to a gynecologist, and he hasnt figured it out. Then again, mabe he's never

Imagine horses stradling women. Lol.

They already have that, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal....

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Seriously, why the hell are they researching a prosthetic penis???

I mean...what are the chances of a human being losing his D!k???

As for guys who are lacking manhood, well...if I was "lacking", then trust me. i would never go through a penis replacement operation evem if my dick was going to measure upto 12 inches!!

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how much do you want to bet that all the scientists were men and the title for the lab was " just in case we lose it"

i commend them for only growing something that affects half the population

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