Hupp Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Michigan's Bowl Opponent After the 2003 Season: Southern Cal Results the Following Year: * Team goes undefeated * Crushes overrated Oklahoma in Orange Bowl * National Champions * QB wins the Heisman Trophy, parties at Playboy Mansion and nails more beautiful women than all other football players combined * Head coach declared greatest coach in college football history and son of God Michigan's Bowl Opponent After the 2004 Season: Texas Results the Following Year: * Team goes undefeated * Defeats USC in Rose Bowl in spite of - or perhaps becasue of - slavish Trojan-worship from sports media * National Champions * QB is Heisman Trophy runner-up. But after rushing for 200 yards, passing for 250+ and scoring 3 TDs in BCS game, declared greatest athlete ever. Downtown Athletic Club asks for trophy back from Reggie Bush. * Head coach praised, millions of Texans deny ever wanting him fired as MackBrownCanSuckMyHairyWhiteAss.com, .net, .org, .uk and .gov websites are shuttered overnight. Michigan's Bowl Opponent Following the 2005 Season: Nebraska Which Means Next Season: * Team goes undefeated * In Fiesta Bowl, Huskers embarrass Notre Dame (who get into BCS title game despite 8-3 record having leap frogged over 6 undefeated teams after stirring win vs. Navy) proving Irish still aren't quite back in spite of media darling and ESPN/Beano Cook oral sex recepient status * QB throws for more passing yards than any college quarterback ever. Several games won without a single rushing play. Running the ball declared obsolete. * Head coach proclaimed a genius, selected Coach of the Year, granted exception to make throat-slashing gestures in NCAA rulebook. * Nebraskans ask, "Who's Tom Osborne?" and sell BillCallahanCanSuckMyHairyWhiteAss.com, .net, .org, .uk and .gov sites to Paris Hilton porn video distributor. * Three teams purposely lose their "Rivalry Saturday" games in the hopes of getting an invitation to the bowl Michigan is projected to attend. *taken from http://www.michiganzone.blogspot.com/ <-- hilarious site Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/418749-why-nebraska-will-go-undefeated-next-season/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJerman Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 * Crushes overrated Oklahoma in Orange Bowl *sniff* Well you didn't actually have to say it again!! :rofl: Hehe, anyway, lets see it. I'd love to see more life in the Big 12 again, especially in the North. We aren't going to roll over for you though, you're gonna have to beat your way through us, and I know UT feels the same way ;). Should be a fun year next year. Can't wait for seasons tickets to go on sale... long time for that though haha. It's just over and I can't wait for it to start again. Edit: Hmm, actually OU and Nebraska aren't playing next year. That's a shame. :o It may be your chance! hehe Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/418749-why-nebraska-will-go-undefeated-next-season/#findComment-587043039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfunk4life Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 i dont know what to say but it does make sence Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/418749-why-nebraska-will-go-undefeated-next-season/#findComment-587043066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
larz Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Sounds good to me!!! Would be a hell of a season, thats for sure... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/418749-why-nebraska-will-go-undefeated-next-season/#findComment-587043099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hupp Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 Edit: Hmm, actually OU and Nebraska aren't playing next year. That's a shame. :o It may be your chance! hehe Its going to be a hard schedule for NU next year, they play USC in LA and Texas comes to Lincoln... then if all plays out well chances are they will play you guys (OU) in the Big 12 Championship... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/418749-why-nebraska-will-go-undefeated-next-season/#findComment-587043102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJerman Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Its going to be a hard schedule for NU next year, they play USC in LA and Texas comes to Lincoln... then if all plays out well chances are they will play you guys (OU) in the Big 12 Championship... I dunno, if we keep it up, we have a pretty good chance of winning the South. UT is good, but without Vince Young I don't think they can do it. Hopefully Bob works his magic during the summer and gets the team into shape. I have high hopes :) I wouldn't be surprised if that does end up being the Championship game, it'd be a good one. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/418749-why-nebraska-will-go-undefeated-next-season/#findComment-587043132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsafuckingtrap Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 It's funny to see how some things seem to play out Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/418749-why-nebraska-will-go-undefeated-next-season/#findComment-587043971 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroChaos Veteran Posted January 10, 2006 Veteran Share Posted January 10, 2006 hehe....that is actually kinda funny....in a very painful way. dammit, it's gonna be our year next year! time to stop this crap!! GO BLUE! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/418749-why-nebraska-will-go-undefeated-next-season/#findComment-587045718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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