Have you ever been in jail?


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I?m just wondering if there is anyone here who has ever spent time in jail or prison, even if it?s for one night or anything. Interested to hear your story, post even if it wasn?t you but some one you knew (brother, father, etc).

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I'm 15 years of age, and yes, I have spent time (as short as it was) in a prison cell. *Shocked gasp trickles throughout the crowd of seniors* :laugh:

Nah really uhm, I was arrested a couple of months ago because I got into an 'altercation' with my father and ended up picking up a nearby knife and threatening him with it at his throat. I spent overnight in the central city cells (for about 13 hours) and then went to court the next day; was charged with Assault with a Deadly Weapon and was released on bail with 48 hours community service.

Ahhh, good ol' New Zealand judicial system.

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No.

I will not either.

My Uncle did 27 years for murder, however he insists he was innocent and the other man murdered the copper.

Thats was in the 60's few years before I was born.

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numerous times

lets not go there

Um forums are dicussion areas... i don't think we give a **** about you saying numerious times... how about u tell us or stop wasting space...

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Um forums are dicussion areas... i don't think we give a **** about you saying numerious times... how about u tell us or stop wasting space...

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Jeeze, chill!

The question is "have you ever been in jail?" he answered that and would prefer not to disclose the reasons why! nothing wrong with that.

I have been in a jail cell of a closed down prision, got a tour of it. Its in Oxford city centre, the film "Mean machine" was filmed there.

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No.

I will not either.

My Uncle did 27 years for murder, however he insists he was innocent and the other man murdered the copper.

Thats was in the 60's few years before I was born.

damn, I couldn't imagine being locked up for something I didn't do, especially for that long. I think I'd rather be dead. Do you believe him when he says he didn't?

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Yeah I?ve spent some time in prison also. Here is the story, me and a bunch of my boys came to a basketball court to play some b-ball. But there was a bunch of black dudes hogging the place, being the cool kid that I am, I made a challenge to these blokes. I was like ?YO! We play a game of 21 and if we win you aint gonna show your fugly face on this court ever again? So the black dude leader was like yeah, yeah and the game was on.

Basically he went first and missed, then it was my turn and I broke the ice and continuously began getting baskets until 21. So I won in under 3 minutes, the black dude was furious but he would look like a moron if he didn?t leave so he ran off with his friends.

2 days later I?m sitting at home it?s around 9 pm, I hear a car circling my house and I?m already curious to who the hell is doing that. I look out the window and I notice it?s the black dudes in the car, trying to get revenge on me for destroying them and expelling them from the b-ball court. I was wearing my undies and I didn?t even have the time to put on my pants, I jumped out grabbed my gun and run outside. By this time these black guys were close to my porch, I began firing 2 ran out while 1 was left behind cause I shot him right in the foot.

So I needed to teach him a lesson, I dragged him down to the curb told him to bite it and then bam stepped with my right foot right on his head and split his head in half. Then the cops came, told me to drop the gun and I had this wide smile, they put me in the car drove off. I got 6 months for that, for carrying the gun they didn?t care that I curb killed that black guy.

Anyways I spent some serious time in jail, made me change my ways. I realized most white boys in prison just wana rape you.

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Yeah I’ve spent some time in prison also. Here is the story, me and a bunch of my boys came to a basketball court to play some b-ball. But there was a bunch of black dudes hogging the place, being the cool kid that I am, I made a challenge to these blokes. I was like “YO! We play a game of 21 and if we win you aint gonna show your fugly face on this court ever again” So the black dude leader was like yeah, yeah and the game was on.

Basically he went first and missed, then it was my turn and I broke the ice and continuously began getting baskets until 21. So I won in under 3 minutes, the black dude was furious but he would look like a moron if he didn’t leave so he ran off with his friends.

2 days later I’m sitting at home it’s around 9 pm, I hear a car circling my house and I’m already curious to who the hell is doing that. I look out the window and I notice it’s the black dudes in the car, trying to get revenge on me for destroying them and expelling them from the b-ball court. I was wearing my undies and I didn’t even have the time to put on my pants, I jumped out grabbed my gun and run outside. By this time these black guys were close to my porch, I began firing 2 ran out while 1 was left behind cause I shot him right in the foot.

So I needed to teach him a lesson, I dragged him down to the curb told him to bite it and then bam stepped with my right foot right on his head and split his head in half. Then the cops came, told me to drop the gun and I had this wide smile, they put me in the car drove off. I got 6 months for that, for carrying the gun they didn’t care that I curb killed that black guy.

Anyways I spent some serious time in jail, made me change my ways. I realized most white boys in prison just wana rape you.

:rolleyes:

Someone's been watching American History X recently....

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Yeah I?ve spent some time in prison also. Here is the story, me and a bunch of my boys came to a basketball court to play some b-ball. But there was a bunch of black dudes hogging the place, being the cool kid that I am, I made a challenge to these blokes. I was like ?YO! We play a game of 21 and if we win you aint gonna show your fugly face on this court ever again? So the black dude leader was like yeah, yeah and the game was on.

Basically he went first and missed, then it was my turn and I broke the ice and continuously began getting baskets until 21. So I won in under 3 minutes, the black dude was furious but he would look like a moron if he didn?t leave so he ran off with his friends.

2 days later I?m sitting at home it?s around 9 pm, I hear a car circling my house and I?m already curious to who the hell is doing that. I look out the window and I notice it?s the black dudes in the car, trying to get revenge on me for destroying them and expelling them from the b-ball court. I was wearing my undies and I didn?t even have the time to put on my pants, I jumped out grabbed my gun and run outside. By this time these black guys were close to my porch, I began firing 2 ran out while 1 was left behind cause I shot him right in the foot.

So I needed to teach him a lesson, I dragged him down to the curb told him to bite it and then bam stepped with my right foot right on his head and split his head in half. Then the cops came, told me to drop the gun and I had this wide smile, they put me in the car drove off. I got 6 months for that, for carrying the gun they didn?t care that I curb killed that black guy.

Anyways I spent some serious time in jail, made me change my ways. I realized most white boys in prison just wana rape you.

And then about an hour later you hit eject and;)eturned the dvd. ;)

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Yeah I?ve spent some time in prison also. Here is the story, me and a bunch of my boys came to a basketball court to play some b-ball. But there was a bunch of black dudes hogging the place, being the cool kid that I am, I made a challenge to these blokes. I was like ?YO! We play a game of 21 and if we win you aint gonna show your fugly face on this court ever again? So the black dude leader was like yeah, yeah and the game was on.

Basically he went first and missed, then it was my turn and I broke the ice and continuously began getting baskets until 21. So I won in under 3 minutes, the black dude was furious but he would look like a moron if he didn?t leave so he ran off with his friends.

2 days later I?m sitting at home it?s around 9 pm, I hear a car circling my house and I?m already curious to who the hell is doing that. I look out the window and I notice it?s the black dudes in the car, trying to get revenge on me for destroying them and expelling them from the b-ball court. I was wearing my undies and I didn?t even have the time to put on my pants, I jumped out grabbed my gun and run outside. By this time these black guys were close to my porch, I began firing 2 ran out while 1 was left behind cause I shot him right in the foot.

So I needed to teach him a lesson, I dragged him down to the curb told him to bite it and then bam stepped with my right foot right on his head and split his head in half. Then the cops came, told me to drop the gun and I had this wide smile, they put me in the car drove off. I got 6 months for that, for carrying the gun they didn?t care that I curb killed that black guy.

Anyways I spent some serious time in jail, made me change my ways. I realized most white boys in prison just wana rape you.

whahhahaahh.

Oh my god, thanks for the laughs. That is funny.

Cant belive there is also a topic on you.

I hope you are laughing at your self too, along with everyone else. If your "for re:blink:" then :blink:

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My cousin once went to prison together with his best friend... they were drunk and stoned, and they were running on rooftops in Den Bosch (a city in The Netherlands). They came off the roof all dirty, and were smoking a joint when the police arived. They denied ever being on the rooftops... and said they've just been walking around... :laugh:

Anyway... they went to jail for about 3 hours... then they were released and they called me right after that telling me that I should've been there too...

I must admit, it would've been fun... but I'm glad I didn't go with them to Den Bosch that night.

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They later made a movie about it based on my story, check the credits PrimoTurbo is there somewhere noobs.

Was that before or after your mommy drove you back to Blockbuster?

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I've just got out of jail 8 and a half months ago for attemped murder..

i've got sentence to 9 months but only done 6 six months. here we only do 2/3rds of are time before being released.

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