Have you ever been in jail?


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I got arrested for underage consumption. I guess I drank a bunch of Jack with a friend who then choked my until I passed out. When I woke up outside I started knocking on doors because I had no idea where I was or what happened. Then my parents came and picked me up from the police station... I slipped out of my cuffs though... at least something good happened. :)

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Um forums are dicussion areas... i don't think we give a **** about you saying numerious times... how about u tell us or stop wasting space...

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Sheesh dude! Are you having a bad day or what? This is the second time i seen you jump down someones throat today over nothing.

They later made a movie about it based on my story, check the credits PrimoTurbo is there somewhere noobs.

Are you still not banned :(

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this is second thread I've seen from this guy spewing out garbage... are you so bored you have to bore other people as well... go do some finger banging and then just roll over and fall asleep.

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My aunt went to jail for a week or three weeks for not paying a fine, which was due to not having a TV licence.

Anyway, apparently she loved it. Made friends with her cell mate who happened to be a prostitute and got a free bed and three square meals a day. Also escaped her troupe of children for the week.

Edit: I forgot to add that I have never been to jail, although I have given an interview with the police.

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damn, I couldn't imagine being locked up for something I didn't do, especially for that long. I think I'd rather be dead. Do you believe him when he says he didn't?

Well I don't know, he was not carrying a gun and his prints were not on the gun, however in the 60's he was lucky not to be hung and it was seen that as he was with the other man he was just as guilty, whether he pulled the trigger or not.

He was actually sentenced to 24 years and is suing the government for those extra years he spent inside.

I think because it was a copper, they layed down the full force of the law, in this day n age he would have served 12 years maximum.

I only met him twice, once when he was on a day release from the prison in 1999 near to his release and the other time when he was staying at my mothers (his sisters).

He never said anything to me about it, my mother told me.

Was that before or after your mommy drove you back to Blockbuster?

Nah I bet s/he has an Amazon DvD account.

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i dont know if it counts as jail :-s but on one ocassion i arrested for been headbutted in the street.....the police witnessed me having my nose broken over my face and then slammed the handcuffs on before i could retaliate, after spending 8 hours in the city centres cells i was released with a repremand (basicly one down from been told not to do it again) for that i had no comeback but on the bright side of things i got a few free cups of tea and a clot cold fried breakfast.

more recently i was 'involved' in a serious assault, 5 of them myself and 3 friends....one of their party ended up with a fractured skull, i was seen on camera not to be involved in the GBH but acting purley in self defence. this landed us in the cells for 22 hours and we have been put on bail for over 5 months now

wasnt a great deal of fun

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jail no, lockup yes. basically if you have never been convicted of a crime before that requires you to be taken to court and you commit a monor offence like starting a fight, drunk and disorderly etc if you dont give out your details you get locked up over night and released in the morning. pretty good if you are in a town youve never been to before and are too drunk to figure out where youre gonna spend the night.

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PrimoTurbo is not sharing his drugs with us. That story you made up is not true. If you put your finger on a black guy here. You would be the one biting the curb. Why dont we make you bite a curb and every member on Neowin you lied to get to kick it in.

Back on topic.

I dont want to go to jail. I've been afraid of dropping the soap for my whole life. I hope I dont get framed for killing someone over an Xbox or something(The Boondocks reference right there)

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