dagger Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 (edited) Well this person is an awesome moderator in the making; With his incredible coolness (Refer to E1.1) His street knowledge from coming from the ghetto and being a G(Refer to E1.2) Don't forget he is black (Refer to E1.3) He is very humble and never brags (Refer to E1.4) His jawdropping style and knowledge on the ladies (Refer to E1.5) He is very well known and popular (Refer to E1.6) He is very vigilant to what people say/type (Refer to E1.7) It would be a crime not show how he can uncover the truth (Refer to E1.8) E 1.1 "You know how in school there are nerds and there are cool people, well I’m cool as butter. This thread is to reveal tips on being and staying cool. One thing that I find that makes me really cool is basically not opening doors, just come up to a door and stand still and wait for someone else to open it then run in with out touching it. Never hold a door for the girl or old geezers. That way people know who they are dealing with. If you taking a bus and some old geezer hopes on and tells u to give your seat, tell him that it’s your seat and you aren’t moving. People get scared and a sense of danger flows in the air, everyone knows you’re cool cause you are stepping up to some old timer. Wana try something called a bus hop? Grab a transfer and when the bus stops at the bus stop quickly get off and get back on, really impress your homies. Careful to do it fast and not to be left behind, cause you’ll look like a fool if that happens. Wet your hair and get some gel, makes you look slick. But don’t over do it cause you gonna look like some greasy jeno otherwise. Always wear a nice parka and some sunglasses, even inside. Makes you look hardcore and the parka makes you look bigger, even during the summer I’m never seen with out my parka. What are your tips for staying cool?" E 1.2 "I noticed a lot people are jealous of me and have taken it upon themselves to discredit me or whatever. What’s the problem guys? Are you all jealous or what? No hard feelings, I live a tough life and my school aint helping. Because I’m really smart and also I am cool and stuff. Also I just made a new slogan "Don’t hate the player, hate the game." What do you think does it fit me? Just thought of it, kinda rhymes no? cool.gif cool.gif This icon fits me also, it should be made :primoturbo: instead of :.cool: - the dot." E 1.3 "I heard sometime that i was 1/20th black so it makes it pretty cool? Mostly British however, I hate being Biritsh. Smelly people. realmad.gif I dunno it's only a rumor so far, could be 100%. My uncle told me he bannged some black women or something." Thankyou to "cpu killer" for verifying he is black (https://www.neowin.net/forum/uploads/post-37989-1142996820.jpg) E 1.4 "You guys are jelluz, I get all the girls and I stay cool everyday. What this stuff on this good thread? I was hoping to help the nerd people out there, cause they are people too they just got a pizza face or whatever. All the stuff I do is truly genuine and I’ll be getting a xbox 360 soon, what do you say about that?" E 1.5 "Yeah for sure, when I get my licence I'm getting a Mustang or Corvette. Cars is what makes the ladies come to you, the way I see it. Anyways good tips. Also this summer I'm gonna get a BMW Scooter from my dad, gonna be easier to travel. IPB Image What is wrong with peopel, this is a good thread. Share your tips guys, cmon and give me a higher rating. This is a great thread." E 1.6 "Everyone in my school knows I'm cool, better to be feared then loved..You should see my year book like 300 people signed it, and the school only has like 200 kids." E 1.7 "Check your local laws there are definitely laws against cruelty to animals, including blasting rabbits with shotguns. Otherwise people can just kill pets with no restrictions. That makes it better? How can u aim while driving in a car and hitting it? Sounds really cruel now. Being a gangster I assumed that run over meant drive by, like “Yo son, we gonna run JC over tonight”. So you are ignorant one, jeez." E 1.8 "This is what happened dudes.. http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4154/untitled17ch.jpg" I hope we will see him as a part of Neowin staff very soon. Edited March 22, 2006 by dagger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p858snake Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I would class this is as spam i dont know about the other people around here. 10.No spamming, Ever! Spamming is characterized by the initiation of threads or posts that contribute nothing to a forum, be it off topic or on topic. Examples include: empty bodies, bodies with few words that have no relation to the current thread or discussion and those posts that state they are spam, either to annoy, advertise or increase a member's post count. Resurrecting old forum posts is also not appreciated unless it serves a worthy cause to the forum. This determination is made by the forum Moderator or Administrator and is not up for discussion. -Peachey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raditz Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Nope he's recommending a moderator. even though primoturbo may be the joke of the millenium, dagger has a right to vouch for him. maybe he has a different view of primoturbo, so there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boakzeor Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I'm guessing you guys aren't British... PrimoTurbo is a wind-up merchant of the highest order and none of you seem to have caught on yet :) It's quite funny and clever actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p858snake Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 No, I'm from the land of Where the bloddy hell are you! -peachey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manson_AAN Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 quite a laugh, i personally don't think he's fit for the job... yet... but thats my opinion no offence PrimeTurbo wasnt meant to hurt you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guol Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Yeh I totally agree with you there, dagger... *cough* But to become a Neowin Mod, you must first get him to go through a number of intensive obstacles.. Such as...answering what 4x + 6x*6x amounts to... Seems to be quite a mod in the making, if I must say so myself... :laugh: No...really! :whistle: :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panacik Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I'm guessing you guys aren't British... PrimoTurbo is a wind-up merchant of the highest order and none of you seem to have caught on yet :) It's quite funny and clever actually. I am from the UK and think the guy is a pillock. It is people like him that give the Uk a bad name because of all these gangsta wannabes in the UK. This thread should be closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boakzeor Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 No no, I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, Rich. He's doing the Ali G thing - he's NOT a 'gangster', but it's an ironic play on it from what I can see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerm Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I love this guy, look through some of his posts. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raditz Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 @Guol: hahahaha! BREADMASS LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
low Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 ummmm... this is the most usless post i have ever seen... "I reckon Dagger is a w@anker in the making" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guol Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 what's a 'waanker' :o ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuel925 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 what's a 'waanker' :o ? More to the point why do you both have the same avatar? you some kind of bum buddies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panacik Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 No no, I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, Rich. He's doing the Ali G thing - he's NOT a 'gangster', but it's an ironic play on it from what I can see. No im right. Ok he is mocking Ali G, but for a start it is old, second it is lame and third it is just plain annoying to flood Neowins forums with that rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raditz Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I have to disagree! OK it may be rubbish but it was all extremely amusing! lol :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samg Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 More to the point why do you both have the same avatar? you some kind of bum buddies? hahahaah. NO, thesys sligtly diffrant ant thy. whateva! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raditz Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 ^ now that is what i call a useless post p.s. bum buddies? :huh: you mean lazy buddies? :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Derf Veteran Posted March 22, 2006 Veteran Share Posted March 22, 2006 We pick our own moderators, thank you. [Thread Closed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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