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ooo Vodka and applejuice, i love apple juice lol.

the only reason i drunk WKD was in September in Asda it was on offer 3 packs of 4 for ?10. In the Onestop down my road it had Smirnoff Ice large bottles 4 for ?10. and now Asda has red square for ?1.98 so i can get 5 for ?10. but now i feel like something different so ill try Vodka this weekend and the next, the weekend after i probably will drink the Bacardi White Rum, and during the summer i will be drinking beer most likely due to world cup.

Fav beers -

Carlsberg Export

Carlsberg

Carling

Grolsch

Heiniken

Stella Artois

Can put up with Fosters

Cannot drink Budweis:p :p

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Since this is the uk you could always go for the lovely Tesco Value Cider - 2l for under ?2 and you go blind :laugh::

Heey, dont knock it 'till you try it - All the yobs in my area do it (well, that and irnbru&vodka)

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Since this is the uk you could always go for the lovely Tesco Value Cider - 2l for under ?2 and you go blind :laugh::

Heey, dont knock it 'till you try it - All the yobs in my area do it (well, that and irnbru&vodka)

Tesco value cider or the poor chavs white lightening, strip the paint off your front door that stuff.

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I would say stay away from wkd and other alcopops, the are rubbish. you mentioned micky finns? well the green one is nice but the red one if fantastic and its really cheap, about ?5.11 in asda and tesco, i believe. if ur gonna go down the shots road,which will get u drunk pretty fast, i would go for after shock! clear or blue, bit more expensive but its like 40%, micky finns is only about 15%.

my drink of choice right now is double vodka lemon and lime, and a shot of goldshlager.

going back to my ned days, if u get a botle of coke or pepsi, drink about just down to about above half way down the label on the bottle, this is a matter of self taste, and fill it up with vodka and then tip he bottle to mix it properly. i like the taste of vodka and can drink it straight some times (especialy that new Smirnoff Norsk, the blue one). to get drunk fast, shot straight vodka, u might not like the taste, but if u have a glass of coke that u can drink right afterwards it should work.

you also have the option of "eye balling" the vodka, iv only done this once, as i now were contact lenses, lol, it stings like hell but it works, lolol.

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Beer (Stella Artois) is my preferred poison too, but if you really want to get wasted you and your friends should gather your money (like 10 ? each) and get a few bottles of whatever is the most evil drink they have in the store. Think something like wodka, gin, rum. You can mix it with anything (orange juice, cola, tonic) if you don't like it pure. That sort of stuff will leave craters in your memory the size of Jupiter, so it's not for everyone, but it's about as drunk as you can get without dying.

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stay away from sugary alcopops - they ruin your teeth - you'll soon get fillings and problems.

Just go for the beer or lager beer. Thats's what I been doing for about 8 years now - still going strong, pub every day :D :D :D

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See a lot of you bindge drinkers will have no liver left soon.

So you automatically assume that because some people know the drinks they like, that they drink alot of it and drink every weekend. Some do, ok, but some people know what they're talking about through experience spread out over years.

So please, stop talking. Besides he doesn't care about any health/moral warnings, he's asking a question completely opposite of that.

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getting drunk is a good thing now a days? Good times and getting drunk arent directly connected you know.. blah well I guess just drink something strong, and a lot of it? I don't see how someone can suggest to you how much you can take before getting drunk..

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I had captain morgan's mixed with coke the first time I drank. It was a pleasant experience and you should try that, much more tastier than vodka.

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haha, some comments in here are funny.... To the guy asking the question - ever heard of Desperados? Lager & Tiquilla?! with a lime is a must... Thing with this drink is, the tiquilla creeps up on you, one minute you are ok, and the next your waaasssteed, haha.

If I'm on a night out I usually drink pints of lager then half way through have a double vodka redbull to get me goin.

Apparently the UK are the heaviest drinkers in the world, and that was supposed to be bad news, but hey, I think our nation actually celebrated that!

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well, without reading any other posts I can identify your problem, and the solution...

Problem: You drink chick drinks

Solution: Switch to straight Bacardi 151

edit...

For legal reasons, might I advise you stop drinking until you're 18? Then again, I started at 15 and never really stopped... just slowed down... so I shouldn't really talk.

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Smirnoff? Schnapps? Do you really have any friends? Because no friend would let a man drink that kind of girly ****.

Do they sell 40's where you live? If so I recommend St. Ides or Colt 45. Drink one of those (or 2 once you get conditioned) and you'll be drunk.

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I only drank WKD/Smirnoff Ice/Red Square cause A- it was cheap, B-did get me averagely drunk, C-could share it with the girls ;), D-didnt give me a terrible hangover. But im going to go for either Mickey Finns or Smirnoff Red Label Vodka, this weekend, and the weekend after that Bacardi White Rum. Cheers guys :)

also check out picture!

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I only drank WKD/Smirnoff Ice/Red Square cause A- it was cheap, B-did get me averagely drunk, C-could share it with the girls ;), D-didnt give me a terrible hangover. But im going to go for either Mickey Finns or Smirnoff Red Label Vodka, this weekend, and the weekend after that Bacardi White Rum. Cheers guys :)

also check out picture!

40's:

A - cheap

B - will get you well above-average drunk

C - can only share with women (not girls), but I don't see how any female would respect you drinking Smirnoff

D - will give you a hangover at first, but you'll get by

E (bonus) - will prepare you for college

As for this thread: we're always willing to help out a fellow boozer, even if they're underage, and ESPECIALLY if they need the help (i.e. drinking ###### drinks so they can "share it with the girls" -> LAME)

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A full bottle of strong red wine should do the trick.

Please....thats ###### **** :D

strawberry vodka (has to be cold) with some cherries on the bottom of the drink, and some whipped cream on the top! :woot:

Um....whipped cream is NOT advisable to mix with alcohol. Any dairy product and alcoholic product together = BAD

well, without reading any other posts I can identify your problem, and the solution...

Problem: You drink chick drinks

Solution: Switch to straight Bacardi 151

:rofl:

Thats the MVP!

Look if you wanna get drunk do this,

1/4 Vodka 40%

3/4 Of Kiwi and Peach juice poured into the glass at the same time (they mix with each other)

It looks nasty as ****, but you dont even notice the vodka and taste pretty ok. Another tip and this you can even use a "chick drink" :rofl: Drink it as fast as you possibly can. The "drunk shot" you get to your brain is alot more severe and you will get drunk with alot less drinks.

Beer = ###### ****

Wine = ###### ****

Liquiors = Real ****

And if you can, some how get some Absinthe....That **** is so strong you have to mix it with water. Yes you read right - WATER

Another thing (and some people might disagree), If you feel like vomiting, vomit. You aint more macho for not vomiting. Your accually smarter becuase you vomit when you are NOT so drunk and suffer less plus you can drink the rest of the night because your not gonna vomit anymore if you are empty. If you vomit while your really drunk, you suffer alot more and really cant drink anymore.

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ive never vomited before on alcohol. which im impressed with, and ive had absinthe before, and yes it is crazy strong!.

cheers for the advice guys and "rIaHc3" :)

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I drink JD and coke (JD=Jack Daniels) pretty strong stuff and with the coke its damn tasty! Its about ?8 for a half bottle and if the JD and coke aint gettin you ****ed then just start doing JD straight:)) that will get u going, but alot of people think Jack Daniels makes u voilent so watch out hahaha

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