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So you like sweet drinks , the try Southern comfort with orange juice or with sprite. That will get you drunk

oh oh i forgot the best of all!

drink just ONE long island ice tea. That should do it

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This thread is very, very sad. Not only do you need help getting drunk. You think getting drunk is cool.

I worry about the state of affairs in this country.

I'm 18, btw and yes I drink, but in moderation.

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what a 'chav'....just grab some cheap cough syrup and be the low life you are...don't worry about school or a future...you'll get to see all the dirt and future from the 'ditch' you'll end up in.

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This thread is very, very sad. Not only do you need help getting drunk. You think getting drunk is cool.

I worry about the state of affairs in this country.

I'm 18, btw and yes I drink, but in moderation.

Hey, no party-poopers allowed!

what a 'chav'....just grab some cheap cough syrup and be the low life you are...don't worry about school or a future...you'll get to see all the dirt and future from the 'ditch' you'll end up in.

Whoa.... 2 party-poopers.
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Hey, no party-poopers allowed!

OMG you're right.

:rolleyes:

Lets all be alcoholic and drink loads of alcohol underage. First one to spit blood wins.

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cheers guys </SARCASM>

if you have a problem, whats your point in posting, i didnt ask for opinions on underage alcohol, fine i do it, shoot me,i know what i do,i dont care,its not like im harming anyone, or doing anything majorly irresponsible, if you care to read, i always remain in control,never been sick, and i also dont get violent at all. if you read through this topic and dont agree with it, please dont post.

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Drinkin' that WKD **** for women, is partly the reason you're becoming immune to the alcohol. Cause of the vodka content. You should have done what most men do. Open a nice can of cold fosters and sit back and sip on that.

Nobody actually drinks Fosters. Not even Australians.

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My favs are:

Crown Royal on the rocks (Canadian Whiskey is the best, and I'm not even Canadian!)

Crown and Coke

Long Island Ice Tea

I can't do wine. It ALWAYS gives me headaches. They actually say that a glass of wine a day is very good for you (your heart I think). Not sure how true that is though.

A little Prison Sex once in a while is good too. Get your mind outta the gutter, I'm talkin about the drink...

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Jack and Coke for me all the way.

Unlike beer, the hangovers with Jack aren't ever crashing headache and vomiting - they're just feel a bit ropey and want to stay in bed.

Buy a small bottle of that (?9-?10) and get some cans of cola.. try and put the whole bottle away in one night and tell me that you're not drun;);)

Did that the other week but had to be in the garage for 9am to get some work done on my car.. I was able to get there ok but boy did I need a fried breakfast!

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Whiskey: Jack Daniels

Vodka: Smirnoff, Moskovskaya, Stolichnaya, Absolut

I take whatever in there, drink it mixed or not however its presented in front of me in a party it will go down.

I'll just add the following. Drink all you want it's all good (as long as you're not an addict) but since you're having parties every week, you better not let any of your friends drive. There's always 1 or 2 who think that they can drive and are under control but they need a friend who will force them to sleep over or take a cab.

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nah none of us can drive yet, and we they do, we're all within walking distance of getting home. we aren't that irresponsible, but thanks for the reminder :)

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The times I found ive got drunk the most is when I haven't ate anything or very much before I started drinking. Saying this, ill never do it again and Ill always make sure ill have something to eat before I drink because ive got baaaad in the past.

Other than that dont try to get drunk, just relax dont think about it and you'll just gradually get drunk if you want to :) I dont know if its a mind thing but for some reason I get more 'drunk' when im out in the clubs.

Anyway, just have fun! I always do.

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Snake bite tastes good, gets me hammered too...google for the mix because I can't be bothered to type it up.

lol its not that hard to type up its only 1/2 lager and 1/2 cider..... all i can say to the people who are moanin about him bein underage iz so wot iv done it and so have many other people he's not doing anyone else any harm we used to have some mint partys without people going stupid the only time i totaly dont like underagers iz when they go to the pub and try n get served.....

their are some other nice drinks like:

turbo shandy - which iz smirnoff ice n half a lager

incredible hulk - which iz wkd blue n half a lager

or like one lad said snake bite but u can change it a bit add some blackcurrant n make it a diesel

just mess about with stuff thats the best way add 2 different shots with some lemonade or sumit can make some realy gud cocktailz that way which can get u drunk fairly quick.

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I haven't read most of this thread, but I can see the responses already. However I won't add to the negative stuff, simply because I had to resort to drinking small amounts of alcohol to stop severe back pain.

Being that your not American, and I believe 17 is perfectly fine to drink, I don't have any problem giving you advice on drinks. I don't know if anyone else suggested this or not, but get some Bacardi 151. That'll do it. End of story.

Or you can down Potato Whiskey :p

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As people who know me know, I object strongly to alcohol in any form. I am a total prude/temperance junkie.

However, I'd warn against drinking too much red wine. This gives the second worst hangover in the world. White wine, for some reason, is much easier on the head. Sherry can be good or bad: a good fino doesn't do too much damage, but anything sweet (even amontillado) will lead to suffering. Whisky is a great way to get drunk, but I prefer it straight (and, unless I drink more than half a litre, I don't suffer too much the next day). Gin and vodka, in the same amounts, seem to cause more problems. Brandy/cognac can be deadly. As for beer, this is probably the safest way for me. I don't know that I've ever had a hangover from beer. Cider (especially the good old Cornish stuff), on the other hand, is something I avoid whenever possible.

They say that one should never mix the grape and the grain, and I think this is true: it's a recipe for disaster. So, the best drunk for me would be beer (of any kind), whisky, or white wine (or a fino sherry). However, it's better, if you drink beer and want something else, just have whisky (sticking with the grain). :p

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As people who know me know, I object strongly to alcohol in any form. I am a total prude/temperance junkie.

However, I'd warn against drinking too much red wine. This gives the second worst hangover in the world. White wine, for some reason, is much easier on the head. Sherry can be good or bad: a good fino doesn't do too much damage, but anything sweet (even amontillado) will lead to suffering. Whisky is a great way to get drunk, but I prefer it straight (and, unless I drink more than half a litre, I don't suffer too much the next day). Gin and vodka, in the same amounts, seem to cause more problems. Brandy/cognac can be deadly. As for beer, this is probably the safest way for me. I don't know that I've ever had a hangover from beer. Cider (especially the good old Cornish stuff), on the other hand, is something I avoid whenever possible.

They say that one should never mix the grape and the grain, and I think this is true: it's a recipe for disaster. So, the best drunk for me would be beer (of any kind), whisky, or white wine (or a fino sherry). However, it's better, if you drink beer and want something else, just have whisky (sticking with the grain). :p

You say you are anti alcohol, but the whole post is written as if you are a drinker. "I" like this, "I" prefer it that way.

Personally, drinking to get drunk is pointless. If you cannot enjoy yourself without alcohol, there is something wrong.

Me, I drink 4 or 5 times a week about 10 cans (carlsberg usually) each time. I drink because I like to, not because it gets me drunk.

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Personally, drinking to get drunk is pointless. If you cannot enjoy yourself without alcohol, there is something wrong.

You're suffering from a misreading (leading you to suffer a logical fallacy): I never said one can ONLY enjoy oneself by getting drunk. I was simply responding to the the original poster's desire to know about what to drink to get drunk (i.e., I was staying on topic). ;)

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However I won't add to the negative stuff, simply because I had to resort to drinking small amounts of alcohol to stop severe back pain.

That is the most stupid reason Ive seen to stop back pain. You problably take also painkillers and mixing that with alcohol can kill you.

Painkillers are for a reason; alcohol is for another.

Another thing please no "rubbing alcohol + coke" jokes. Someone might take it seriously and we could have a tragidy...

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You're suffering from a misreading (leading you to suffer a logical fallacy): I never said one can ONLY enjoy oneself by getting drunk. I was simply responding to the the original poster's desire to know about what to drink to get drunk (i.e., I was staying on topic). ;)

No, I didn't misread, In this statement I was refering to the earlier posts and not yours.

I probably should have made that a bit clearer in my post. But then I have been drinking, so I have an excuse.

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