Would you rather be fat, or unemployed?


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Recently, a news report said that a high number of people would rather be unemployed, than to gain extra pounds.

So, Would you rather be fat, or be unemployed?

I'm already fat and unemployed, so my answer is yes.

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To me it would depend on how many extra pounds that we're talking about. Because it might be easier to be unemployed and find a job faster than it would to lose 50 lbs.

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uumm i don't get the connection between the two aspects, who would even conduct such a poll?

but to add to the absurdity, i'd definitelly want to be fat. after all, you can live being fat, but you can't live being unemployed (unless you're a rich ******, in which case you wouldn't mind being either)..

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Recently, a news report said that a high number of people would rather be unemployed, than to gain extra pounds.

So, Would you rather be fat, or be unemployed?

I'm already fat and unemployed, so my answer is yes.

How can your answer be "yes"?!?

Anyway I'd prefer to be unemployed 'cos I'm fat enough. I would hate to become overweight :x

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I'm skinny and employed. lol If I had to choose between fat or unemployed, it would depend on how fat we're talking about. If I were to be really fat & had health problems, then I'd quit my job so I can have the time to lose the fat for my well-being. If I were a little fat, then I would stay employed & workout on the side. I would never want to be unemployed just to be lazy...that's a waste of life.

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WTF? Thats like in Family Guy when Peter asks would you rather be Black or Crippled.

****ing harsh question mate.

Anyway, I guess unemployed, because Im thin and unemployed.

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Lmao at this question.

Much rather be fat as I do love the cake. I'm both at the moment but thats because I'm at school, not because I'm a bum

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I'd rather be unemployed, because there's always a job out there that you can find and sadly in the world we live in, a person that looks good as higher chance of getting hired than an obese man who's too lazy to get up from his chair watching the Superbowl.

And don't tell me "No, the option is remain always unemployed or fat" because life is not like that. Everyone has a will to change.

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The Brits answering in this thread are probably saying unemployed because they know they can get a **** load of benefits from the government without lifting a finger. Doesn't matter if you are fat, thin or ****in gigantic the benefits still apply. It's these lazy ass mother ****in bastards that are costing us genuine workers/tax payers a ****in fortune.

Me, I'm fat and employed. I buy my own beer and have nothing to worry about.

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I'm not fat, but I would personally rather be unemployed.

But I ain't against fat people, my good friend is, but that's just my selfish view ;)

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The Brits answering in this thread are probably saying unemployed because they know they can get a **** load of benefits from the government without lifting a finger. Doesn't matter if you are fat, thin or ****in gigantic the benefits still apply. It's these lazy ass mother ****in bastards that are costing us genuine workers/tax payers a ****in fortune.

Me, I'm fat and employed. I buy my own beer and have nothing to worry about.

Im from the UK, I get benefits because im unemployed.

Id rather be fat.

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