The Sun Will Explode In Less Than 6 Years!


Recommended Posts

Originally posted by JrDZ13

REMEMBER MAN? from the simpsons? "save me jebus! i dont even believe in jebus." Haha ... Homer. "dad are you licking frogs" "I'm not, not licking frogs hunny"

oh yeah

i remember now :)

the frog licking part was funny :p

and about the sun exploding, its probobly not real

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by sunnyy4

What is an FUD?

F*cked Up Disinformation. Or synonyme for bullsh*t.

Btw that alien pr0n stuff is so f*cken stupid. Look at the pictures of the two, they look exactly like cheap-ass Tales from the Crypt actors. And as already said, weird that aliens use NTSC, if they're so advanced, I'd assume they use Uber-HDTV w/ 16000000x10800000 resolution at 5000hz.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Also: Dont forget,

3000 -YEAR-OLD MUMMY PREGNANT! --JANITOR ADMINTS:"I'M THE FATHER."

and

REDNECK SPACE ALIENDS RAISING HELL ON EARTH!

^ ^ ^ ^ Yes, thats how they spelled aliens

Link to comment
Share on other sites

lets put it this way

don't worry about something like that happenning, cause when it does you won't be around long enough to even realize what happenned. trust me. even the 5 minute turnaround it takes to get some "breaking" news on CNN won't even compare to how fast something like this will happen

Link to comment
Share on other sites

lol... everyone tries so hard to make a point out of it being bs... it's sadly obvious anyway... i mean come on, entertainment news & gossip? doesn't seem like anything there would be real.

stupid damn skeptics...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The sun has been predicted to transform into a red giant in roughly 4.5 billion years. All this 600 billion years stuff is wrong, unless the relativity theories and astrophysics are plain bullsh*t.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Tom Servo

The sun has been predicted to transform into a red giant in roughly 4.5 billion years. All this 600 billion years stuff is wrong, unless the relativity theories and astrophysics are plain bullsh*t.

They very well maybe. Never know.

But the story were talking about now was a joke.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This is great! I love stories like this, especialy when they are posted on Neowin. Yet get the first group of people, which is a mix of those who fall for it then everyone starts doubting it, all the while people keep posting about how it's BS. :) I just love it!

Here's a little snippet from the article:

The alert was issued after an international satellite photographed a massive explosion on the surface of the Sun that sent a plume of fire 30 times longer than the diameter of Earth blasting into space.
For all of you who don't know, this is called a SOLAR FLARE. It happens many times each day.

Next:

"It will be like a nuclear bomb trillions of times more powerful than the one dropped on Hiroshima going off at the center of our solar system.

I think most of you know that a scientist would not relate the explosion of a sun to Hirosima... That's just crazy!

This one is my favorite:

"When that happens Earth will be instantly incinerated along with all life on it. It's like when a marshmallow falls into a fire, blackens and melts."

Hehe. Yes, instantly incinerating, while blackening and melting.

I love this stuff!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

hmmm interesting, how did they even come to that conclusion. They aren't even aware of the signs when a sun is going to blow, since they've never seen anything up close. Second of all, the sun is far too small to make a super nova, it will simply turn into a white dwarf star, it won't even incinerate anything at all. The thing the suprises me the most is that the european space ageny must be full of morons. How can they even predict this?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Real scientists have done some real reseach on real suns, they have seen them changing color then explode.

1. The sun changes to red.

2. The sun grows.

3. The sun explodes.

4. The sun is a tiny ball.

Suns turns red because they're running low on fuel, then it explodes for some reason when there's nothing left under the nice surface of fire.

The change of color doesn't take 1 day... it take years, I would guess!

That article is pure BS.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Lol didn't realise this thread was still going :D

What did I start :s should have put in Jokes section but I am still not sure if its a joke or real joke :s hehe

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by zionath

wonder if this is true :paranoid:

Of course it isn't. It appeared in the supermarket tabloids, which pretty much discredits the story right there.

The sun will not explode or expand for another 5 billion years or so. We won't be here to see it either.

Same about that Planet X thing as well.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It might "explode" in 6 years if the creator of this story is from an highly advanced alien civilisation that was planning to kill us off and make it look like the sun had gone nova, but the sun DOES NOT explode anyway. It would simply shrink under the massive gravitational forces into a white dwarf. We'd be hard done by to lift a 1cm x 1cm piece of a white dwarf its that dense.

A star either turns into a white dwarf OR a black hole but seeing as our sun isnt big enough for it to collapse into a blackhole our solar system is safe. OR is it?.........

Oh yeah and you said if aliens are that advanced when did it come as NTSC well what do you think we are doing now? We are beaming television signals in NTSC and PAL out into space. How do you know we arent just receiving the broadcast that they shot out into space thousands of years ago. It does take a while to get across our galaxy you know. Hell it takes ages just to get out of our solar system.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by timdorr

Did anyone else notice this was posted under

YAHOO ENTERTAINMENT GOSSIP

@_@

:right:

hmm yeah, but why the h*ll did they use references from scientists?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

so according to superman, if our sun turns red before it explodes we can all fly and have superstrong abilities and xray eyes and and and....and...laser beam eyes....anyways

have you guys heard about life maybe living on venus? Theres some gas cloud or something that is literally impossible to see through and could not be naturally made...i saw a story on it a few days agohttp://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/09/2...=thread&tid=160

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by -}x0{-

so according to superman, if our sun turns red before it explodes we can all fly and have superstrong abilities and xray eyes and and and....and...laser beam eyes....anyways

have you guys heard about life maybe living on venus? Theres some gas cloud or something that is literally impossible to see through and could not be naturally made...i saw a story on it a few days agohttp://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/09/2...=thread&tid=160

we're doooomed lol

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by -}x0{-

so according to superman, if our sun turns red before it explodes we can all fly and have superstrong abilities and xray eyes and and and....and...laser beam eyes....anyways

have you guys heard about life maybe living on venus? Theres some gas cloud or something that is literally impossible to see through and could not be naturally made...i saw a story on it a few days agohttp://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/09/2...=thread&tid=160

How the heck do we, as humans that have never been anywhere but Earth and the Moon, know what can and cannot happen on another planet? More humans thinking we have all the answers again.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.