divinatum Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 <Lucyferr> nexteled? <divinatum> the cellphone thingy that goes beep beep beep and eats your paper <divinatum> and it was a good paper too <divinatum> i saved christmas with my powerbook.. ph33r m3h :huh: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E3L Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 $content = ob_get_contents(); Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpfreak Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 error_reporting(7); $templatesused="postbit_useremail,icq,aim,yahoo,postbit_homepage,announcebit,announcement"; require("./global.php"); $foruminfo = verifyid("forum",$forumid,1,1); $curforumid = $foruminfo[forumid]; makeforumjump(); $getperms=getpermissions($foruminfo[forumid]); if (!$getperms[canview]) { show_nopermission(); } $counter=0; $datenow=time(); $datecut = $datenow - $cookietimeout; unset($announcebits); $forumlist=getforumlist($forumid,"announcement.forumid"); $announcements=$DB_site->query(" SELECT announcementid,startdate,enddate,announcement.title,pagetext,user.*,userfield.* ".iif($avatarenabled,",avatar.avatarpath,NOT ISNULL(customavatar.avatardata) AS hascustomavatar,customavatar.dateline AS avatardateline","")." FROM announcement LEFT JOIN user ON user.userid=announcement.userid LEFT JOIN userfield ON userfield.userid=announcement.userid ".iif ($avatarenabled,"LEFT JOIN avatar ON avatar.avatarid=user.avatarid LEFT JOIN customavatar ON customavatar.userid=announcement.userid","")." WHERE startdate<='$datenow' AND enddate>='$datenow' AND $forumlist ORDER BY startdate DESC"); while ($post=$DB_site->fetch_array($announcements)) { Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpfreak Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 Der franz?sische Staatspr?sident Jacques Chirac hat am Donnerstag noch einmal die vollst?ndige Kooperation Iraks mit den Waffeninspektoren der Vereinten Nationen angemahnt. Das, was z?hle, sei jetzt, dass die Inspektoren ihre Arbeit schnell und ohne Hindernisse ausf?hren k?nnten, sagte Chirac in einem Gespr?ch mit dem Aussenminister der Vereinigten Arabischen Emirate, Scheich Hamdan bin Sajed el Nahjan. Kooperation mit den Vereinten Nationen sei das, was die internationale Gemeinschaft erwarte. Der Leiter der UN-Abr?stungskommission, Hans Blix, will am Samstag auf seinem Weg nach Irak in Frankreich Station machen. Er wird am Montag in Bagdad erwartet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I8PP Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 (edited) 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862 089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811 174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337 867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066 063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469 519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495 673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907 021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277 857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235 420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499 510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100 031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823 537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010 654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752 834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393192 550604009277016711390098488240128583616035637076601047101819429555961989467678 374494482553797747268471040475346462080466842590694912933136770289891521047521 620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967 823547816360093417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945885869269956 909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535663698074 265425278625518184175746728909777727938000816470600161452491921732172147723501 414419735685481613611573525521334757418494684385233239073941433345477624168625 189835694855620992192221842725502542568876717904946016534668049886272327917860 857843838279679766814541009538837863609506800642251252051173929848960841284886 269456042419652850222106611863067442786220391949450471237137869609563643719172 874677646575739624138908658326459958133904780275900994657640789512694683983525 957098258226205224894077267194782684826014769909026401363944374553050682034962 524517493996514314298091906592509372216964615157098583874105978859597729754989 301617539284681382686838689427741559918559252459539594310499725246808459872736 446958486538367362226260991246080512438843904512441365497627807977156914359977 001296160894416948685558484063534220722258284886481584560285060168427394522674 676788952521385225499546667278239864565961163548862305774564980355936345681743 241125150760694794510965960940252288797108931456691368672287489405601015033086 179286809208747609178249385890097149096759852613655497818931297848216829989487 226588048575640142704775551323796414515237462343645428584447952658678210511413 547357395231134271661021359695362314429524849371871101457654035902799344037420 073105785390621983874478084784896833214457138687519435064302184531910484810053 706146806749192781911979399520614196634287544406437451237181921799983910159195 618146751426912397489409071864942319615679452080951465502252316038819301420937 621378559566389377870830390697920773467221825625996615014215030680384477345492 doing my usual annoying stuff on irc :p shorten it cuz it was TOO long :wacko: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSCD_Immortal Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 http://www.nohack.net/aplore.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fil Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 http://www.bbc.co.uk/pudsey/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloned420 Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 Are you ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I can't Hear you! Aye Aye Captain!! Oooo Who lives in a pinapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. Spongebob Squarepants! If nautical nonsense be something you wish. Spongebob Squarepants Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish! Ready Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants! I guess I need to stop gettin Hi on my lunch brk :D :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZzPcPzZ Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 ZzPCPzZ: its funny as poo-poo XAltoona: By Us shag You ZzPCPzZ: hhehee XAltoona: BUFU ZzPCPzZ: by us, shag yoo ZzPCPzZ: yep ZzPCPzZ: im gonna make a fake shirt ZzPCPzZ: that says BUFU XAltoona: lol ZzPCPzZ: hahah ZzPCPzZ: BOO FOO ZzPCPzZ: By us........shag yu XAltoona: i get it! ZzPCPzZ: lol thats the way he said it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovedude Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 Bill Gates - Win 98 crash on live TV.mpg ummm intresting hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thingsforjason Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 dang. i just restarted. oh well, just following instructions like a good little droid. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted November 16, 2002 Veteran Share Posted November 16, 2002 "This page cannot be displayed" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CtotheJ Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 Searched the web for "The Ketchup Song" "Las Ketchup". Results 1 - 10 of about 42,100. Search took 0.07 seconds. Hm. Well, there ya go! PS. Kick ass song. I know the dance that goes along with it. They call it.... "THE KETCHUP DANCE"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werejag Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 211.104.127.188 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GriLLo Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 Ter?a, 31 de dezembro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 List Complete. TYPE I 200 Type set to I. PORT 217,134,207,73,9,234 200 Port command successful. REST 1375080 350 REST supported. Ready to resume at byte offset 1375080. RETR flt-maf2.006 150 Opening data connection for flt-maf2.006 (15000000 bytes). flashFXP stuff. uh...i have the habbit of selecting stuff at random Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeydust Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 But, Alt-tab is a wonderful thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangeruss Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 220,235,220 :blush: Apparantly an RGB value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funcod Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 http://students.washington.edu/gregm82/lan.../cataclysm2.jpg doh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Zollo Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 //descrip //pre: //post: function header in C++ :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenmuncher Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 For x = 1 To Len(strTemp) int1 = Int(Rnd * Len(strTemp) + 1) int2 = Int(Rnd * Len(strTemp) + 1) strS1 = Mid(strTemp, int1, 1) strS2 = Mid(strTemp, int2, 1) Mid(strTemp, int2, 1) = strS1 Mid(strTemp, int1, 1) = strS2 Next x strAnswer = LCase(InputBox("Look very closely at these details..." & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & "Your name is " & """" & strName & """" & vbCrLf & "Your Sex is " & """" & strSex & """" & vbCrLf & "The name of the town is" & """" & "Enthervill""" & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & "Random letters have been taken from all of the three stats your task is to put them in the right order as they were taken", "Time is wasting", strTemp)) If strAnswer = strQuestion Then MsgBox "Your right, you've got the aqua key", vbOKOnly, "You got it" For x = 0 To 10 If intInventory(x) = 0 Then intInventory(x) = 1 strInventory(x) = "Aqua Key" x = 10 If frmInv.lstInv.List(0) = "Empty" Then frmInv.lstInv.Clear frmInv.lstInv.AddItem ("Aqua Key") End If End If Next x apprently it was some of my vb program.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerichohol Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Mikhail Wehbe, Syria's ambassador to UN, said the decision not to give the dossier to the 10 other members immediately went against the resolution on Iraq unanimously agreed by the Council last month. excerpt from news article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Veteran Posted December 10, 2002 Veteran Share Posted December 10, 2002 Memo: Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.). If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.) heh..I copied this to paste into a post on jokes forum a couple hours ago think I might have to come back and delete this (old & not that funny anyway) :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xWeston Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 http://www.fisher-price.com/us/rescueheroes/ ---- searching for toys for my nephew for christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxygene Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 http://www.bmstech.com.au/images/philips/mms305.gif eeep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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