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<Lucyferr> nexteled?

<divinatum> the cellphone thingy that goes beep beep beep and eats your paper

<divinatum> and it was a good paper too

<divinatum> i saved christmas with my powerbook.. ph33r m3h

:huh: ;)

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error_reporting(7);

$templatesused="postbit_useremail,icq,aim,yahoo,postbit_homepage,announcebit,announcement";

require("./global.php");

$foruminfo = verifyid("forum",$forumid,1,1);

$curforumid = $foruminfo[forumid];
makeforumjump();

$getperms=getpermissions($foruminfo[forumid]);
if (!$getperms[canview]) {
  show_nopermission();
}

$counter=0;

$datenow=time();
$datecut = $datenow - $cookietimeout;

unset($announcebits);

$forumlist=getforumlist($forumid,"announcement.forumid");
$announcements=$DB_site-&gt;query("
SELECT
announcementid,startdate,enddate,announcement.title,pagetext,user.*,userfield.*
".iif($avatarenabled,",avatar.avatarpath,NOT ISNULL(customavatar.avatardata) AS hascustomavatar,customavatar.dateline AS avatardateline","")."
FROM announcement
LEFT JOIN user ON user.userid=announcement.userid
LEFT JOIN userfield ON userfield.userid=announcement.userid
".iif ($avatarenabled,"LEFT JOIN avatar ON avatar.avatarid=user.avatarid LEFT JOIN customavatar ON customavatar.userid=announcement.userid","")."
WHERE startdate&lt;='$datenow' AND enddate&gt;='$datenow' AND $forumlist ORDER BY startdate DESC");
while ($post=$DB_site-&gt;fetch_array($announcements)) {

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Der franz?sische Staatspr?sident Jacques Chirac hat am Donnerstag noch einmal die vollst?ndige Kooperation Iraks mit den Waffeninspektoren der Vereinten Nationen angemahnt. Das, was z?hle, sei jetzt, dass die Inspektoren ihre Arbeit schnell und ohne Hindernisse ausf?hren k?nnten, sagte Chirac in einem Gespr?ch mit dem Aussenminister der Vereinigten Arabischen Emirate, Scheich Hamdan bin Sajed el Nahjan. Kooperation mit den Vereinten Nationen sei das, was die internationale Gemeinschaft erwarte. Der Leiter der UN-Abr?stungskommission, Hans Blix, will am Samstag auf seinem Weg nach Irak in Frankreich Station machen. Er wird am Montag in Bagdad erwartet.

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doing my usual annoying stuff on irc :p

shorten it cuz it was TOO long :wacko: :D

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Are you ready kids?

Aye Aye Captain!

I can't Hear you!

Aye Aye Captain!!

Oooo

Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?

Spongebob Squarepants!

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

Spongebob Squarepants!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish.

Spongebob Squarepants

Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!

Ready

Spongebob Squarepants,

Spongebob Squarepants,

Spongebob Squarepants,

Spongebob Squarepants!

I guess I need to stop gettin Hi on my lunch brk :D :woot:

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ZzPCPzZ: its funny as poo-poo

XAltoona: By Us shag You

ZzPCPzZ: hhehee

XAltoona: BUFU

ZzPCPzZ: by us, shag yoo

ZzPCPzZ: yep

ZzPCPzZ: im gonna make a fake shirt

ZzPCPzZ: that says BUFU

XAltoona: lol

ZzPCPzZ: hahah

ZzPCPzZ: BOO FOO

ZzPCPzZ: By us........shag yu

XAltoona: i get it!

ZzPCPzZ: lol thats the way he said it

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Searched the web for "The Ketchup Song" "Las Ketchup".

Results 1 - 10 of about 42,100. Search took 0.07 seconds.

Hm. Well, there ya go!

PS. Kick ass song. I know the dance that goes along with it. They call it.... "THE KETCHUP DANCE"!!!

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List Complete.
TYPE I
200 Type set to I.
PORT 217,134,207,73,9,234
200 Port command successful.
REST 1375080
350 REST supported. Ready to resume at byte offset 1375080.
RETR flt-maf2.006
150 Opening data connection for flt-maf2.006 (15000000 bytes).

flashFXP stuff. uh...i have the habbit of selecting stuff at random

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  • 3 weeks later...

For x = 1 To Len(strTemp)

int1 = Int(Rnd * Len(strTemp) + 1)

int2 = Int(Rnd * Len(strTemp) + 1)

strS1 = Mid(strTemp, int1, 1)

strS2 = Mid(strTemp, int2, 1)

Mid(strTemp, int2, 1) = strS1

Mid(strTemp, int1, 1) = strS2

Next x

strAnswer = LCase(InputBox("Look very closely at these details..." & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & "Your name is " & """" & strName & """" & vbCrLf & "Your Sex is " & """" & strSex & """" & vbCrLf & "The name of the town is" & """" & "Enthervill""" & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & "Random letters have been taken from all of the three stats your task is to put them in the right order as they were taken", "Time is wasting", strTemp))

If strAnswer = strQuestion Then

MsgBox "Your right, you've got the aqua key", vbOKOnly, "You got it"

For x = 0 To 10

If intInventory(x) = 0 Then

intInventory(x) = 1

strInventory(x) = "Aqua Key"

x = 10

If frmInv.lstInv.List(0) = "Empty" Then

frmInv.lstInv.Clear

frmInv.lstInv.AddItem ("Aqua Key")

End If

End If

Next x

apprently it was some of my vb program....

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Mikhail Wehbe, Syria's ambassador to UN, said the decision not to give the dossier to the 10 other members immediately went against the resolution on Iraq unanimously agreed by the Council last month.

excerpt from news article

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Memo: Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

heh..I copied this to paste into a post on jokes forum a couple hours ago

think I might have to come back and delete this (old & not that funny anyway) :no:

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