• Sign in to Neowin Faster!

    Create an account on Neowin to contribute and support the site.

Sign in to follow this  

List of Confusing Things To Say To People

Recommended Posts

Seanb2uk    0

Okay i'll start.

1. 'Do You Remember when you Weren't Gay?' - Yes (Means they are gay now), No (They forgot!) no way out haha

2. 'Is No the next word your going to say?'

Anyone else got any ideas of questions that really confuse people when you say it?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Pierce28    3

This statement is a lie.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Helba    1

I love the idea of confusing people with statements like that. The two you provided aren't confusing or even funny. They're absolutely stupid.

That's just like "Are you gay?" and then asking "Does your mom know you're gay?" when they say no.

Also, there are loads of ways to get around your second example, like "I don't think so."

Nice try though. Anyone else?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I am Reid    45

I used to be black.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
nvllsvm    103

No I will not lick your tv for a monkey.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
jordanspringer    42

So, I was chatting with your mom's husband's daughter's friend's mom lastnite...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
AionXn_    0

I usually just give the person who said that to me a 'wtf...okay?' look and they just go silent and change the subject.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Dotdot    322

If ducks have eyes and so do humans then arent we all ducks? - Dumb logic at its best

If I lie about what I say then is the truth a lie or am I telling the truth whilst lie-ing

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
kombolcha    11

...right..

i just love saying "toy boat" 3 times fast.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
spyder2k    1

"If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Go figure :shifty:

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kasandoro    2

^ Nice one!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Shuu    0

walk up to someone & say "what?"

oh, snap. that will hella confuse them. they'd be all like "what..?"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
pyehac    0

"If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Go figure :shifty:

But what's the question? :huh:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Xell0s-    0

the statement below is false

the statement above is true

"If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Go figure :shifty:

lol lol jaja

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
_sphinx_    0

"Was it good?"

Edited by _sphinx_

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
boogerjones    86

But what's the question? :huh:

LOL

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Colin-uk    135

"If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Go figure :shifty:

thats great :D

first 2 are kinda crappy though :p

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Dotdot    322

Open a window onto a busy street and scream "Hey you! You with the hair?" or "you with the jacket" etc

Suprising how many folk assume your talkin to them / stand there looking confused

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
kombolcha    11

i do this quite often.. it's not really a statement, but it works well.

example:

someone says something to you and when they stop for you to respond, you say "what?" so they repeat it.. and you just keep saying "huh?, what?" just like the chappelle skit with lil jon..

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Dotdot    322

Always answer the statement "What?" with "What?"

works well if you say something and want to dimiss your original statement , i.e "Your a dick" they answer with "what?", thus you answer back with "what" dependant on there intelligence / language skills, you can normally get a "what" loop going until they eventually dismiss your original statement of "Your a dick"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
em_te    9

Did you hear about what that guy said about your wife? No? Ask him yourself.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Martyn    5

You confuse me!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
crimsonhead    0

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest, how was it?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
+.Vamp    3

Whats the last number before infinity :shifty:

works well on dumb people :D i see them sitting there for ages trying to work it out

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Arkaic    21

"Yes, I did f*ck your sister man, but its ok we're all clean" "And yes I'm innocent"

(^.^) creates for unhappy brothers

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Sign in to follow this  

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.