List of Confusing Things To Say To People


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Seanb2uk

Okay i'll start.

1. 'Do You Remember when you Weren't Gay?' - Yes (Means they are gay now), No (They forgot!) no way out haha

2. 'Is No the next word your going to say?'

Anyone else got any ideas of questions that really confuse people when you say it?

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Helba

I love the idea of confusing people with statements like that. The two you provided aren't confusing or even funny. They're absolutely stupid.

That's just like "Are you gay?" and then asking "Does your mom know you're gay?" when they say no.

Also, there are loads of ways to get around your second example, like "I don't think so."

Nice try though. Anyone else?

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I am Reid

I used to be black.

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nvllsvm

No I will not lick your tv for a monkey.

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jordanspringer

So, I was chatting with your mom's husband's daughter's friend's mom lastnite...

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AionXn_

I usually just give the person who said that to me a 'wtf...okay?' look and they just go silent and change the subject.

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Dotdot

If ducks have eyes and so do humans then arent we all ducks? - Dumb logic at its best

If I lie about what I say then is the truth a lie or am I telling the truth whilst lie-ing

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kombolcha

...right..

i just love saying "toy boat" 3 times fast.

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spyder2k

"If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Go figure :shifty:

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Shuu

walk up to someone & say "what?"

oh, snap. that will hella confuse them. they'd be all like "what..?"

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pyehac

"If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Go figure :shifty:

But what's the question? :huh:

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Xell0s-

the statement below is false

the statement above is true

"If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Go figure :shifty:

lol lol jaja

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_sphinx_

"Was it good?"

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boogerjones

But what's the question? :huh:

LOL
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Colin-uk

"If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Go figure :shifty:

thats great :D

first 2 are kinda crappy though :p

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Dotdot

Open a window onto a busy street and scream "Hey you! You with the hair?" or "you with the jacket" etc

Suprising how many folk assume your talkin to them / stand there looking confused

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kombolcha

i do this quite often.. it's not really a statement, but it works well.

example:

someone says something to you and when they stop for you to respond, you say "what?" so they repeat it.. and you just keep saying "huh?, what?" just like the chappelle skit with lil jon..

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Dotdot

Always answer the statement "What?" with "What?"

works well if you say something and want to dimiss your original statement , i.e "Your a dick" they answer with "what?", thus you answer back with "what" dependant on there intelligence / language skills, you can normally get a "what" loop going until they eventually dismiss your original statement of "Your a dick"

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em_te

Did you hear about what that guy said about your wife? No? Ask him yourself.

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crimsonhead

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest, how was it?

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+.Vamp

Whats the last number before infinity :shifty:

works well on dumb people :D i see them sitting there for ages trying to work it out

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Arkaic

"Yes, I did f*ck your sister man, but its ok we're all clean" "And yes I'm innocent"

(^.^) creates for unhappy brothers

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