Seanb2uk Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Okay i'll start. 1. 'Do You Remember when you Weren't Gay?' - Yes (Means they are gay now), No (They forgot!) no way out haha 2. 'Is No the next word your going to say?' Anyone else got any ideas of questions that really confuse people when you say it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierce28 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 This statement is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helba Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I love the idea of confusing people with statements like that. The two you provided aren't confusing or even funny. They're absolutely stupid. That's just like "Are you gay?" and then asking "Does your mom know you're gay?" when they say no. Also, there are loads of ways to get around your second example, like "I don't think so." Nice try though. Anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Reid Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I used to be black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvllsvm Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 No I will not lick your tv for a monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordanspringer Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 So, I was chatting with your mom's husband's daughter's friend's mom lastnite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AionXn_ Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I usually just give the person who said that to me a 'wtf...okay?' look and they just go silent and change the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dotdot Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 If ducks have eyes and so do humans then arent we all ducks? - Dumb logic at its best If I lie about what I say then is the truth a lie or am I telling the truth whilst lie-ing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 ...right.. i just love saying "toy boat" 3 times fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyder2k Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 "If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" Go figure :shifty: Beasty beast 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasandoro Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 ^ Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuu Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 walk up to someone & say "what?" oh, snap. that will hella confuse them. they'd be all like "what..?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyehac Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 "If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" Go figure :shifty: But what's the question? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xell0s- Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 the statement below is false the statement above is true "If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" Go figure :shifty: lol lol jaja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_sphinx_ Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 (edited) "Was it good?" Edited November 8, 2006 by _sphinx_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogerjones Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 But what's the question? :huh: LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-uk Veteran Posted November 8, 2006 Veteran Share Posted November 8, 2006 "If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" Go figure :shifty: thats great :D first 2 are kinda crappy though :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dotdot Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Open a window onto a busy street and scream "Hey you! You with the hair?" or "you with the jacket" etc Suprising how many folk assume your talkin to them / stand there looking confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 i do this quite often.. it's not really a statement, but it works well. example: someone says something to you and when they stop for you to respond, you say "what?" so they repeat it.. and you just keep saying "huh?, what?" just like the chappelle skit with lil jon.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dotdot Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Always answer the statement "What?" with "What?" works well if you say something and want to dimiss your original statement , i.e "Your a dick" they answer with "what?", thus you answer back with "what" dependant on there intelligence / language skills, you can normally get a "what" loop going until they eventually dismiss your original statement of "Your a dick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
em_te Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Did you hear about what that guy said about your wife? No? Ask him yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 You confuse me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonhead Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest, how was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+.Vamp Subscriber² Posted November 9, 2006 Subscriber² Share Posted November 9, 2006 Whats the last number before infinity :shifty: works well on dumb people :D i see them sitting there for ages trying to work it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkaic Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "Yes, I did f*ck your sister man, but its ok we're all clean" "And yes I'm innocent" (^.^) creates for unhappy brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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