New Mass Effect info + screenshots + artwork


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I so wish they would make a KoTOR III looking like this.

that's a work in progress... :shiftyninja:

I don't like the look of this at all... They need to take Japanese RPG 101 to make a title to compete with the PS3s' FFXIII.

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Best of luck anyway Bioware!

sure! and whoever non-japanese company to mock up the JRPG style you'll come after them craying "copycats"! :rolleyes:

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LOLz :laugh: :rofl: :p

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sure! and whoever non-japanese company to mock up the JRPG style you'll come after them craying "copycats"! :rolleyes:

Hey I am just trying to give you some helpful advice, so you'll have better luck cracking the Japanese market. :D

I suggest you call your version "Microsoft Japanese Role Playing Game Simulator" and instead of starting at "I", I recommend you jump straight to "XIV" so as to make consumers think your version is at least one generation ahead already!

Oh, and make sure you release at least 5 versions of it, so as to completley boggle both your consumers and competitors!

Here's my suggestions to get you started... Note I have abbreviated "Microsoft Japanese Role Playing Game Simulator XIV" for brevity here, but I recommend you leave that title in full on each case so as not to confuse consumers.

1st) MSJRPGS XIV '360 Standard Edition'. This is actually the best and cheapest version of the lot with the most value for money for the consumer, so I recommend you put absolutely no effort into marketing this one at all.

2nd) MSJRPGS XIV '360 Super Duper Edition'. Same as the Standard edition, but comes with a crappy comic nobody actually bothers reading and crappy developer videos nobody actually bothers watching. MS Consumer Marketing Research (MSCMR) has determined consumers are compelled to purchase this version because it has MORE STUFF than the standard edition even though they don't actually really need or want MORE STUFF.

3rd) MSJRPGS XIV '360 Super Duper Deluxe Edition'. This is the same as the Super Duper Edition, but it comes with a FREE hair and makeup kit so you can dress yourself up just like the games effeminate hero or villian.

4th) MSJRPGS XIV 'Wee Edition'. This one is the same as the Standard Edition, but it has weaker graphics/sound and you have to wave your arms around in the air every now and then for no apparent reason. This edition will obviously have the best gameplay, because we all know crap graphics automatically means it must have awesome gameplay.

5th) MSJRPGS XIV 'Krazy Ken' edititon. This one only comes on BlueRay, is entirely prerendered in full-motion high-def 1080p video and has no gameplay elements whatsoever. It has tacked-on tilt controls to go from one FMV to the next, otherwise the user can just press the 'X' button to do the same. Oh... every now and then the controller disconnects or the console just crashes randomly, so the user has to get up and reset it, adding an 'interactive' element to the game.

Just let me know how you want to pay me for these tips Spartan. :D

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Not diggin the characters.. Quake 4 anyone? , and as for the bloom please just stop!

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Quake 4 came to my mind too when looking at those images!

Still, most of the artwork looks great. It will be interesting to see how well this game comes out. Is it MMORPG or just RPG?

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Quake 4 came to my mind too when looking at those images!

Still, most of the artwork looks great. It will be interesting to see how well this game comes out. Is it MMORPG or just RPG?

RPG

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