(snyper) I is teh 30 :(


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I is 30. Fun 20s is over im now 30 :/

If i was a professional footballer id be looking forward to retirement.

Happily im at my sexual prime and i think im still teh most hottness, i got sean Connery's number, and robert Redford aint got nothin on me too :| - well seen as we are in the same age bracket :|

Well they say age is just a number, bollox to that - tell that to Old people like fred derf..

Meah, new philosophy, Your are only as old as who you feel.

Time for me to start hanging out at college dorms again, stalking freshers in my commando sexor uniform, night vision goggles, a roll of duck tape and a box cutter. :|

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But he looks "Balding Bald"... Ugghh.... Woah, 30.

Well, seeing as your life is officially over, I can only keep you in my prayers. Nice knowing ya.

Just kidding man, HAPPY BIRFDAY!! :D :D :D :p :p

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Don't worry fella - i'm 32 and bald! Also the wife won't let me be a sexual tyrranosaurus with anyone else, so I can't even spread the wealth!

On the other hand my eyesight has been getting steadily better since I reached the big 3-0. (although i'm starting to worry what that means after I saw that John Travolta film Phenomenon!)

BTW - Happy mofo'in burfday and get your ass signed up to do Hitman 2!! :D

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hey.. screw you all.

BALD IS THE NEW BLACK.

Wait, so you're black now? Wish I could make some really irresponsible jokes here now ;)

Have a good one buddy! Congratulations on being old!

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