Elliot B. Share Posted December 18, 2007 Three convicts were on their way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of oils and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the 'John Constable of Jail'. Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games." The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled, saying, "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?" He grinned, pointed to the box and said, "Well, according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, skiing, roller-skating..." Link to post Share on other sites
Antaris Veteran Share Posted December 18, 2007 Lol, that's quite good Link to post Share on other sites
Boifido Share Posted December 19, 2007 Or a prison inmate can rape you and use it as a butplug. Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Share Posted December 19, 2007 more of a blonde goes to jail joke :p Link to post Share on other sites
somethingthatrhymes Share Posted December 20, 2007 Why didn't one of them bring a gun? Link to post Share on other sites
p858snake Share Posted December 22, 2007 they will provide him with horseback riding........ but not the type he wants Link to post Share on other sites
Pretend Share Posted December 22, 2007 Janitor you don't get it? :o Link to post Share on other sites
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