[Joke] Occupying A Convict


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Elliot B.

Three convicts were on their way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The second convict pulled out a box of oils and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the 'John Constable of Jail'.

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled, saying, "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?"

He grinned, pointed to the box and said, "Well, according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, skiing, roller-skating..."

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Antaris

Lol, that's quite good

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Achal

i dont get it :blink:

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Rahul

lol , sweet

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Boifido

Or a prison inmate can rape you and use it as a butplug.

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Andrew Lyle

more of a blonde goes to jail joke :p

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somethingthatrhymes

Why didn't one of them bring a gun?

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p858snake

they will provide him with horseback riding........ but not the type he wants

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ranasrule

lol...niiiiiiiice

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Tantawi

lol. nice one :D

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