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[Poll] Men: Have you ever been "caught"

Have you ever been caught?  

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Andrew Lyle    341

We'll most of us are adults here, and those who admit to doing it, are the honest ones, those who don't.. are clearly liars.

So have you ever been caught by a family member, friend, foe, anybody.. in the "act" of "self love"

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DELTETHISACCOUNT    0

Out of all my years, I've never been caught. :)

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Draconian Guppy    13,038

If I had a penny for everytime ... :cry: :blush:

Around twice I guess...

But this post never happened :p

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Andrew Lyle    341

I can safely say never as well.. but a few maybe times of evidence LOL

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Niels.    2

Nevah! :D

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Biotoxic_hazard_835    151

Once got caught doing it in front of my GF in school :blush: They punished me by making me say what I was caught doing in front of my classroom :no:

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ring0    0

almost, once, and that was by a bunch of chicks trying to raid our dorm room. i guess it had the potential to turn out well, but at the time i was in panic mode.

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-Vivicidal-    4
almost, once, and that was by a bunch of chicks trying to raid our dorm room. i guess it had the potential to turn out well, but at the time i was in panic mode.

Wasted potential. Pity really.

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Dc'1    1

I have never been caught, BUT I have had a few close shaves in my time lol.

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+Human.Online    8,978

Once by teachers.

Once by parents.

Many times by GFs.

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StevoJD    0
Once by teachers.

Once by parents.

Many times by GFs.

How did you get caught by a teacher? lmao

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sundayx    127

Damn I didn't read the topic and voted never do it cause I thought it was about cheating.

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what    326
Once by teachers.

Once by parents.

Many times by GFs.

Can I ask...why did you do it at school? :laugh:

I've never been caught. I've been a little too close for comfort on a number of occasions though.

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+Human.Online    8,978

I was about 5 and playing with a girl. More "Oooh, what's that" than anything sexual. Teachers caught us.

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Lasker    0

the poll mean if I had been caught masturbating myself?

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Andrew Lyle    341
the poll mean if I had been caught masturbating myself?

For the slower ones.. yes it means, have you ever been caught touching yourself, aka masterbation, masterbating, playing with the one eyed snaked, choking the chicken

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gigapixels    99

Nope, never actually. Though I've been caught looking at some pictures by my mom once. I was scared ****less :o

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ralph_tran    1

i've had a couple close calls. Never been caught stroking the stick... I've been caught by my parents looking at pron a couple of times though...nearly crapped myself :no:

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ambiance    67

One close call, but I've never been caught in the act.

Edit: I remember one of my friends telling me he got caught with his dick in his hands in front of the computer. The funny thing is that he passed out that way because he was too drunk to finish and was awoken by his mom the next day.

Edited by ambiance

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Colin-uk    135

nope never, im always careful :D

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gigapixels    99
Edit: I remember one of my friends telling me he got caught with his dick in his hands in front of the computer. The funny thing is that he passed out that way because he was too drunk to finish and was awoken by his mom the next day.

:rofl: Wow, I would not be able to look at my mom for weeks if she caught me like that!

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HoochieMamma    771
nope never, im always careful :D

Exactly..... :shifty:

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venejo    0

I voted for "never" but i should vote for "close". :o

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insanekiwi    0

oh this is about rubbing one out? bah. i thought being caught when having sex with a woman...well that happened quite some times by now.

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+forster    202

Yes.

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